Cuntcumber‘s hilarious (and perfectly done) self-portrait tattoo is by Matt Lukesh at Seppuku Tattoo in Savannah, Georgia. Way too funny!
“Someone close to my heart”
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72 responses to ““Someone close to my heart””
haha awesome 😀
haha awesome 😀
the first time i saw this on his page i almost died laughing.
the first time i saw this on his page i almost died laughing.
i totally thought cuntcumber was a female.
how exciting.
cool face(s)!
i totally thought cuntcumber was a female.
how exciting.
cool face(s)!
brilliant! that is also some rockin’ body hair.
brilliant! that is also some rockin’ body hair.
I’m picturing him at 80 in a nursing home. What an awesome time warp.
I’m picturing him at 80 in a nursing home. What an awesome time warp.
I think this is brilliant! Made me giggle quite a bit 🙂
I think this is brilliant! Made me giggle quite a bit 🙂
made me giggle a lot hahaa
made me giggle a lot hahaa
It reminds me of how Steve-O got a portrait of himself on his whole back. Funny stuff.
It reminds me of how Steve-O got a portrait of himself on his whole back. Funny stuff.
The Caucasian Asian strikes again!
The Caucasian Asian strikes again!
That is seriously too funny! XDD
The expression is priceless, I love it to death!
That is seriously too funny! XDD
The expression is priceless, I love it to death!
He’s putting up the wrong eyebrow. Great likeness tho. 😉
He’s putting up the wrong eyebrow. Great likeness tho. 😉