A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Bry’s Gag Tattoos

White Guy Bry swears that his “small” tattoo (done at Exo Graphix in Destin, FL) gets him laughs at the beach, although he doesn’t say whether they’re laughing at him or with him… Being a pun fan, I personally prefer the tattoo on the right (by Michelle at Mejestik in Tucson, AZ). If you don’t get it, it’s his nipple ring.

He also has STD’s on his ass — I’m sure you can guess that joke (and you can view more silliness on his new IAM page) — but the mirror writing on his chest is really, really sweet… it’s a note from his sister.

Comments

13 responses to “Bry’s Gag Tattoos”

  1. curious me Avatar
    curious me

    lol..i love his sense of humor..

    what doees that mirror writing say though??

  2. laceytron Avatar
    laceytron

    i’ll always be there
    -trace

    i fucking love this guy’s tattoos

  3. Matt Volatile Avatar
    Matt Volatile

    They might be laughing at how scarred up it is!

  4. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar

    Well this fellow is just full of wit isn’t he?

  5. Lydia Avatar

    well now I’m curious….

  6. redneckzombi Avatar

    The hot-dog tattoo on his penis is by far the funniest in my opinion, hahaha.

  7. wickedgame6 Avatar

    OMG! I actually met this guy at winterfest2 back in December. He showed me that tattoo, and then asked if I wanted to see his ‘guns’, then he flexed his arms and has guns there as well.Hopefully its the same guy I’m thinking. I mean, how many guys that live in my area have that tattoo done? probably not that many. Haha..Silly military man!

  8. White Guy Bry Avatar
    White Guy Bry

    Thanks you all for the compliments!

  9. Adam - Bro in law Avatar
    Adam – Bro in law

    Umm…im noticing that the hair in your belly button is extruding out quite a bit. maybe wax that sucker..or you could maybe just be tanning just your belly button?

  10. Ace Avatar

    Just a correction, I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “Majestik,” seeing the business card on my desk from when Ryan did my orbitals. 🙂

  11. FNKYMNKY Avatar

    This guy is BRAVE.

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