A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

“Momma’s Favorite Accident”

Um… Alright… iam:xxproudxx by Bret Turner in Maysville, Kentucky.

Comments

180 responses to ““Momma’s Favorite Accident””

  1. blatherbants Avatar

    I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)

  2. blatherbants Avatar

    I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)

  3. blatherbants Avatar

    I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)

  4. blatherbants Avatar

    I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)

  5. blatherbants Avatar

    I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)

  6. TooExtreme4Me Avatar
    TooExtreme4Me

    Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.

    It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.

  7. TooExtreme4Me Avatar
    TooExtreme4Me

    Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.

    It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.

  8. TooExtreme4Me Avatar
    TooExtreme4Me

    Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.

    It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.

  9. TooExtreme4Me Avatar
    TooExtreme4Me

    Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.

    It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.

  10. TooExtreme4Me Avatar
    TooExtreme4Me

    Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.

    It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.

  11. killswitch kd Avatar

    im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this

  12. killswitch kd Avatar

    im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this

  13. killswitch kd Avatar

    im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this

  14. killswitch kd Avatar

    im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this

  15. killswitch kd Avatar

    im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this

  16. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
    and funny enough im really not redneck.
    infact i dont really know many rednecks.
    considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
    i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
    go look at more of my mods.

  17. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
    and funny enough im really not redneck.
    infact i dont really know many rednecks.
    considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
    i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
    go look at more of my mods.

  18. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
    and funny enough im really not redneck.
    infact i dont really know many rednecks.
    considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
    i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
    go look at more of my mods.

  19. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
    and funny enough im really not redneck.
    infact i dont really know many rednecks.
    considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
    i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
    go look at more of my mods.

  20. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
    and funny enough im really not redneck.
    infact i dont really know many rednecks.
    considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
    i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
    go look at more of my mods.

  21. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
    for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.

  22. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
    for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.

  23. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
    for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.

  24. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
    for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.

  25. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
    for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.

  26. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+

  27. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+

  28. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+

  29. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+

  30. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+

  31. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    knock knock
    (say who’s there?)
    boo
    (say boo who?)

    Answer
    Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers

  32. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    knock knock
    (say who’s there?)
    boo
    (say boo who?)

    Answer
    Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers

  33. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    knock knock
    (say who’s there?)
    boo
    (say boo who?)

    Answer
    Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers

  34. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    knock knock
    (say who’s there?)
    boo
    (say boo who?)

    Answer
    Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers

  35. Bradly Avatar
    Bradly

    knock knock
    (say who’s there?)
    boo
    (say boo who?)

    Answer
    Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers

  36. case13 Avatar

    funny idea. horrible tattoo.

  37. case13 Avatar

    funny idea. horrible tattoo.

  38. case13 Avatar

    funny idea. horrible tattoo.

  39. case13 Avatar

    funny idea. horrible tattoo.

  40. case13 Avatar

    funny idea. horrible tattoo.

  41. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”

    That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..

    Until now.

  42. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”

    That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..

    Until now.

  43. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”

    That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..

    Until now.

  44. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”

    That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..

    Until now.

  45. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”

    That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..

    Until now.

  46. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

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