A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

“Momma’s Favorite Accident”

Um… Alright… iam:xxproudxx by Bret Turner in Maysville, Kentucky.

Comments

180 responses to ““Momma’s Favorite Accident””

  1. mandy Avatar

    it looks like a distorted condom.

  2. mandy Avatar

    it looks like a distorted condom.

  3. mandy Avatar

    it looks like a distorted condom.

  4. mandy Avatar

    it looks like a distorted condom.

  5. mandy Avatar

    it looks like a distorted condom.

  6. Buddy Haggard Avatar

    Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.

  7. Buddy Haggard Avatar

    Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.

  8. Buddy Haggard Avatar

    Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.

  9. Buddy Haggard Avatar

    Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.

  10. Buddy Haggard Avatar

    Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.

  11. The Flaming Fist Avatar
    The Flaming Fist

    #10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack

  12. The Flaming Fist Avatar
    The Flaming Fist

    #10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack

  13. The Flaming Fist Avatar
    The Flaming Fist

    #10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack

  14. The Flaming Fist Avatar
    The Flaming Fist

    #10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack

  15. The Flaming Fist Avatar
    The Flaming Fist

    #10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack

  16. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.

  17. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.

  18. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.

  19. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.

  20. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.

  21. Black Horse Avatar
    Black Horse

    It’s a condom.

  22. Black Horse Avatar
    Black Horse

    It’s a condom.

  23. Black Horse Avatar
    Black Horse

    It’s a condom.

  24. Black Horse Avatar
    Black Horse

    It’s a condom.

  25. Black Horse Avatar
    Black Horse

    It’s a condom.

  26. Viking In LaFleche Avatar

    That’s the way I feel too.

  27. Viking In LaFleche Avatar

    That’s the way I feel too.

  28. Viking In LaFleche Avatar

    That’s the way I feel too.

  29. Viking In LaFleche Avatar

    That’s the way I feel too.

  30. Viking In LaFleche Avatar

    That’s the way I feel too.

  31. Dani Avatar

    …terrible, nuff said!

  32. Dani Avatar

    …terrible, nuff said!

  33. Dani Avatar

    …terrible, nuff said!

  34. Dani Avatar

    …terrible, nuff said!

  35. Dani Avatar

    …terrible, nuff said!

  36. Renee Avatar

    Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?

  37. Renee Avatar

    Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?

  38. Renee Avatar

    Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?

  39. Renee Avatar

    Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?

  40. Renee Avatar

    Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?

  41. stormy Avatar

    this makes me feel just a little dirty

  42. stormy Avatar

    this makes me feel just a little dirty

  43. stormy Avatar

    this makes me feel just a little dirty

  44. stormy Avatar

    this makes me feel just a little dirty

  45. stormy Avatar

    this makes me feel just a little dirty

  46. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
    it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
    the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
    go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.

  47. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
    it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
    the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
    go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.

  48. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
    it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
    the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
    go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.

  49. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
    it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
    the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
    go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.

  50. THE FUCKING OWNER Avatar

    I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
    it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
    the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
    go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.

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