A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

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Vienna, Austria

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  1. l34nb4ck Avatar
    l34nb4ck

    brekfast was never the same since we got rid of the table

  2. Kmerathetra Avatar
    Kmerathetra

    Usually I can come up with a caption, but I am drawing a blank on this one….

  3. Wilburt Avatar

    i think someone got very confused
    i dont have a clue, ‘shine that knob good’ or something. im so confused!

  4. wickedgame6 Avatar

    I’m pretty blank even though Emily mentioned some that made me laugh. :]

  5. SnaiLuv Avatar

    “My spoon is TOO BIG!”

  6. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    is it art?

  7. a_aubergine Avatar
    a_aubergine

    the context of this pic is confusing… spoon in the ear, and attempting to drink out of the tap handle?

    i couldnt think of a caption for this if i tried.

  8. lore Avatar

    the quote from the matrix where dozer tells neo what the slimey sludge that they eat is….something like:

    its a synthetic protein combined with amino acids and essential vitamins. it has everything the body needs.

  9. jlb Avatar
    jlb

    isnt’t that the knob that turns the shower on? i dont’ think water comes out that… which makes the picture even more confusing

  10. Simon Avatar
    Simon

    This should be in the RISK section:

    ‘How NOT to stretch…’

  11. Jimbo James Avatar
    Jimbo James

    “I look like a fucking moron.”

  12. H Avatar
    H

    That’s a spork. It’s better than a spoon. SPORK.

  13. gothicskater Avatar
    gothicskater

    what is that in the reflection of the spork.

  14. will Avatar
    will

    ‘WTF’

  15. Bloody Ripy Avatar

    I thought that i was going to be ‘the one who didn’t get it’ but no… this pic has no sens at all!

  16. melsgam Avatar

    probably her arm and camera in the spoon

    this is…peculiar.

  17. gothicskater Avatar
    gothicskater

    looks kinda like a pierced penis

  18. eternalsunshine Avatar

    “There is no spoon”
    or
    “First contact was made to an E.T. by lovely Austrian lady”

  19. Xuesheng Avatar
    Xuesheng

    She just gave a new defenition to spooning…

  20. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    this is entirely bizarre.

  21. VikingValkyrie Avatar

    I never could get the hang of thursdays

  22. Jeni Avatar

    Myspace.com

  23. kawaface Avatar

    hahahahaha i vote for #11

  24. rori Avatar

    actually it’s a sfoon
    spork is mostly fork with a little spoon
    sfoon is mostly spoon with a little fork
    THAT is a sfoon

  25. gillian gamine Avatar

    whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it very intently.

  26. Grps Avatar
    Grps

    Lol, sfoon :))

    Now i can die happy.

  27. feathers Avatar
    feathers

    haha, sfoon.. i’ll have to remember that..

  28. Bill Avatar
    Bill

    “Please relax and assume the position. Today’s ration of food and the news should be arriving momentarily.”

  29. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    damn, am I the only one who recognizes her creepy looking chestbones?

  30. Graley Avatar

    “I’m so hungry, I tried eating my own ear! NOW FOR THE TAP!”

  31. xchristinex Avatar

    #29, i noticed the chest bones too. then i thought maybe it was implants or something.. in any case, i don’t understand this picture. it just reeks of awkwardness.

  32. jesse Avatar
    jesse

    i love girls with braces.

  33. Deedee Avatar
    Deedee

    She’s transmitting & receiving information to the alien mother-ship…duh LOL XD

    But I really don’t know how you would put that into ‘caption terms’!

  34. Deedee Avatar
    Deedee

    OH WAIT! Even better:

    “It’s 10:00pm…do you know where your children are?”

  35. Mr.O Avatar

    I’m going to make you cum Robocop!

  36. Leanna Avatar
    Leanna

    it looks like she’s trying to recreate a scene from the children’s book “eloise.”

  37. Samantha. Avatar
    Samantha.

    i vote for thirty-four.

  38. emmmluk Avatar

    Hahahaha, #21. I’m getting a hhgttg tattoo tomorrow!!

  39. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    “what random objects can I assemble for a bme photoshoot and pretend that there was intention to them?”

  40. Raevyn Avatar

    “really damn bored”?

  41. adam Avatar

    i dont get it.

  42. Angiebabynz Avatar
    Angiebabynz

    Not worried about the spork etc, but braces are hot. I just love them.

  43. Simon Avatar
    Simon

    Evidence of torture at Abu Ghraib Prison: Person being forced to give the water tap handle head while being laughed at by soldiers…

    Disclaimer: This is not a laughing matter, I know… Abuse and rape are not funny. I thought in this context it could be taken with a little sarcasm.

  44. Scurvy Avatar
    Scurvy

    “Soylent Green is people!!”

    (none of the rest of this makes any sense so why should the caption???…and yes those chest bones are creepy as fuck)

  45. Fallen Angel Eyes Avatar

    Haha, #5. Props for the Rejected ref. I’m drawing a blank on this one.

  46. greendayfan333 Avatar

    lol at #5 😀

    I’m sure someone can up with a caption that relates to Salad Fingers…

  47. InKubus Avatar

    “goodbye cruel world!”

  48. MBL Avatar
    MBL

    I’m in ur shower

    doin… something.

  49. Jason The Barbarian Avatar
    Jason The Barbarian

    MOAR SAUCE!

  50. Andy Avatar

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