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- Skin and Strings: The Art of Human Puppetryby JonathonOne of the most powerful things about being at a convention like OSC is the sheer concentration of experience, creativity, and capability in one place. When you’re surrounded by people who not only understand the technical complexities of suspension but are excited by the challenge… Read more: Skin and Strings: The Art of Human Puppetry
- Twelve Points to the Skyby JonathonThere’s a particular kind of magic that happens at your first big suspension gathering when you arrive with nerves, an open heart, and the quiet hope of flight. Guided by the encouragement of mentor Lynn Loheide and driven by the quiet confidence of belonging, Alex… Read more: Twelve Points to the Sky
- Ontario SusCon 2025by JonathonIn March 2025, BME attended the Ontario Suspension Convention in Hamilton, hosted by the Kevin Donaghy and the Ontario Suspension Collective. We had the pleasure to take part and help document the event, but also run a booth to sell a bunch of old (but… Read more: Ontario SusCon 2025
- Welcome Back to Body Modification Ezineby NefDear BME Community, We’ve been gone far too long, but BME is back to give people a voice, a space, a community. With time everything evolves, and BME may be different than you remember. Our goal is to stay true to Shannon and Rachel’s values… Read more: Welcome Back to Body Modification Ezine
- BME Social Mediaby NefWord of mouth has been our method of reuniting the community, and it has brought a substantial amount of us together. I am inspired by your loyalty and I want to remind more people of BME’s existence. In 2020 we gained control over @bmezine on… Read more: BME Social Media
- BMEShopby NefDespite the hurricanes in 2015 which destroyed almost all of what Rachel owned, she managed to save the original inventory from BME. We have relisted some of the stock on BMEShop.com with the hopes you may be interested. Our first drop includes a selection of… Read more: BMEShop
Comments
61 responses to “Insert Caption Here”
brekfast was never the same since we got rid of the table
Usually I can come up with a caption, but I am drawing a blank on this one….
i think someone got very confused
i dont have a clue, ‘shine that knob good’ or something. im so confused!
I’m pretty blank even though Emily mentioned some that made me laugh. :]
“My spoon is TOO BIG!”
is it art?
the context of this pic is confusing… spoon in the ear, and attempting to drink out of the tap handle?
i couldnt think of a caption for this if i tried.
the quote from the matrix where dozer tells neo what the slimey sludge that they eat is….something like:
its a synthetic protein combined with amino acids and essential vitamins. it has everything the body needs.
isnt’t that the knob that turns the shower on? i dont’ think water comes out that… which makes the picture even more confusing
This should be in the RISK section:
‘How NOT to stretch…’
“I look like a fucking moron.”
That’s a spork. It’s better than a spoon. SPORK.
what is that in the reflection of the spork.
‘WTF’
I thought that i was going to be ‘the one who didn’t get it’ but no… this pic has no sens at all!
probably her arm and camera in the spoon
this is…peculiar.
looks kinda like a pierced penis
“There is no spoon”
or
“First contact was made to an E.T. by lovely Austrian lady”
She just gave a new defenition to spooning…
this is entirely bizarre.
I never could get the hang of thursdays
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hahahahaha i vote for #11
actually it’s a sfoon
spork is mostly fork with a little spoon
sfoon is mostly spoon with a little fork
THAT is a sfoon
whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it very intently.
Lol, sfoon :))
Now i can die happy.
haha, sfoon.. i’ll have to remember that..
“Please relax and assume the position. Today’s ration of food and the news should be arriving momentarily.”
damn, am I the only one who recognizes her creepy looking chestbones?
“I’m so hungry, I tried eating my own ear! NOW FOR THE TAP!”
#29, i noticed the chest bones too. then i thought maybe it was implants or something.. in any case, i don’t understand this picture. it just reeks of awkwardness.
i love girls with braces.
She’s transmitting & receiving information to the alien mother-ship…duh LOL XD
But I really don’t know how you would put that into ‘caption terms’!
OH WAIT! Even better:
“It’s 10:00pm…do you know where your children are?”
I’m going to make you cum Robocop!
it looks like she’s trying to recreate a scene from the children’s book “eloise.”
i vote for thirty-four.
Hahahaha, #21. I’m getting a hhgttg tattoo tomorrow!!
“what random objects can I assemble for a bme photoshoot and pretend that there was intention to them?”
“really damn bored”?
i dont get it.
Not worried about the spork etc, but braces are hot. I just love them.
Evidence of torture at Abu Ghraib Prison: Person being forced to give the water tap handle head while being laughed at by soldiers…
Disclaimer: This is not a laughing matter, I know… Abuse and rape are not funny. I thought in this context it could be taken with a little sarcasm.
“Soylent Green is people!!”
(none of the rest of this makes any sense so why should the caption???…and yes those chest bones are creepy as fuck)
Haha, #5. Props for the Rejected ref. I’m drawing a blank on this one.
lol at #5 😀
I’m sure someone can up with a caption that relates to Salad Fingers…
“goodbye cruel world!”
I’m in ur shower
doin… something.
MOAR SAUCE!
LOL WUT