It’s actually a note-to-self warning: If you’ve been cooking with chili peppers, always, always, wash your hands before touching yourself.
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40 responses to “Now that’s a spicy pepper”
lol, I’ve learned that one the hard way.
lol, I’ve learned that one the hard way.
I often do my laundry naked too.
I often do my laundry naked too.
I’ve learned it the hard w…..nevermind. >.>
I’ve learned it the hard w…..nevermind. >.>
I once made the mistake of putting icy-hot gel on my thighs. That worked its way up to my cash-n-prizes…I can only imagine the burning pain that would come from hot pepper juices.
I once made the mistake of putting icy-hot gel on my thighs. That worked its way up to my cash-n-prizes…I can only imagine the burning pain that would come from hot pepper juices.
ha ha, I agree !
(by touching yourself, you mean the eyes uh ? ^^)
ha ha, I agree !
(by touching yourself, you mean the eyes uh ? ^^)
Sometimes, washing once doesn’t do the trick…
Sometimes, washing once doesn’t do the trick…
i like.
i like.
i once ate insanity wings so hot you needed to be 18 and sign a waiver to order them, then accidentally scratched my dick with reminisce of it on my fingers…NOT FUN. i had to dip it in a glass of milk for 45 minutes to stop the burn. hahahahaha
i once ate insanity wings so hot you needed to be 18 and sign a waiver to order them, then accidentally scratched my dick with reminisce of it on my fingers…NOT FUN. i had to dip it in a glass of milk for 45 minutes to stop the burn. hahahahaha
It’s not much fun when you realise that you didn’t wash your hands properly and got some on the toilet paper either….
It’s not much fun when you realise that you didn’t wash your hands properly and got some on the toilet paper either….
Alternatively, /don’t/ wash your hands ahead of time. Seriously, it’s awesome. 🙂
Alternatively, /don’t/ wash your hands ahead of time. Seriously, it’s awesome. 🙂
I like how this turned into a who’s-dick-burns-worse contest.
This guy still wins.
I like how this turned into a who’s-dick-burns-worse contest.
This guy still wins.
Hah, thank god for the wonderful properties of mucus membranes.
People have been getting great mileage out of mild pepper oils for millenia. Of course, it presumably takes a sterner sort of folk to use a fully potent pepper oil.
Hah, thank god for the wonderful properties of mucus membranes.
People have been getting great mileage out of mild pepper oils for millenia. Of course, it presumably takes a sterner sort of folk to use a fully potent pepper oil.
caliente!
caliente!
Hehehe… that’s some warning.
Hehehe… that’s some warning.
Nice 😉
Nice 😉
I know went hot pepper juices on fingers like!not fuckin fun at all I wented to kill him,it was so hot!But that looks like it would fill good!
I know went hot pepper juices on fingers like!not fuckin fun at all I wented to kill him,it was so hot!But that looks like it would fill good!
”If you’ve been cooking with chili peppers, always, always, wash your hands before touching yourself.”
Haha, I knew a guy who messed up the last part.
Chopped chilies, went to the bathroom, sat with his dick in buttermilk for two hours 😛
”If you’ve been cooking with chili peppers, always, always, wash your hands before touching yourself.”
Haha, I knew a guy who messed up the last part.
Chopped chilies, went to the bathroom, sat with his dick in buttermilk for two hours 😛
the cooks at the restaurant i work at convinced the dishwasher that if he massaged his cock with peppers, it would grow. he tried it a few moments later in the washroom, without telling anyone. it was pretty obvious from how he carried himself for the rest of the night what he had done, though. poor boy…
the cooks at the restaurant i work at convinced the dishwasher that if he massaged his cock with peppers, it would grow. he tried it a few moments later in the washroom, without telling anyone. it was pretty obvious from how he carried himself for the rest of the night what he had done, though. poor boy…
that made me want to have a penis!
that made me want to have a penis!
@jael: lol! I’m going to have to try that on the apprentices at work!
@jael: lol! I’m going to have to try that on the apprentices at work!