A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Best Tattoo Ever… Already Beaten!

I didn’t think that the me and your mom tattoo would get one-upped any time soon in terms of winning the slap-stick crass-and-crude tattoo Olympics, but I hadn’t considered the Howie-factor (lunacobra.net), now that he’s tattooing as well! What a hilarious gaff on Lionel’s work (see also: 1 2 3 4) and other avant-garde modern tattoo artists.

Superman Looooooooves Horses, and Horses Loooooooove Superman

Comments

99 responses to “Best Tattoo Ever… Already Beaten!”

  1. JenO33 Avatar

    It could be a new kind of redbull commercial.

  2. kt Avatar
    kt

    me and your mom is funnier, this one is too well done, and not at the same time.

  3. kt Avatar
    kt

    me and your mom is funnier, this one is too well done, and not at the same time.

  4. kt Avatar
    kt

    me and your mom is funnier, this one is too well done, and not at the same time.

  5. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    i laughed.

  6. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    i laughed.

  7. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    i laughed.

  8. Raevyn Avatar

    The best part of this to me is that Howie did it. Nicely done 😛

  9. Raevyn Avatar

    The best part of this to me is that Howie did it. Nicely done 😛

  10. Raevyn Avatar

    The best part of this to me is that Howie did it. Nicely done 😛

  11. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

  12. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

  13. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

  14. deerheart Avatar
    deerheart

    the guy looks like costes 😀

  15. deerheart Avatar
    deerheart

    the guy looks like costes 😀

  16. deerheart Avatar
    deerheart

    the guy looks like costes 😀

  17. Soup Avatar
    Soup

    He’s violating that sweet innocent Unicorn. For shame.

  18. Soup Avatar
    Soup

    He’s violating that sweet innocent Unicorn. For shame.

  19. Soup Avatar
    Soup

    He’s violating that sweet innocent Unicorn. For shame.

  20. Coma Avatar
    Coma

    Inspired by this video maybe?
    Unicorn Fantasy
    At least, that’s what it reminds me of. The tattoo made me laugh but I don’t think I’d want it for myself. Heh

  21. Coma Avatar
    Coma

    Inspired by this video maybe?
    Unicorn Fantasy
    At least, that’s what it reminds me of. The tattoo made me laugh but I don’t think I’d want it for myself. Heh

  22. Coma Avatar
    Coma

    Inspired by this video maybe?
    Unicorn Fantasy
    At least, that’s what it reminds me of. The tattoo made me laugh but I don’t think I’d want it for myself. Heh

  23. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    unicorns are the now what anchors and poison girls were to the early days

    🙂

  24. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    unicorns are the now what anchors and poison girls were to the early days

    🙂

  25. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    unicorns are the now what anchors and poison girls were to the early days

    🙂

  26. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    i obviously mean “are now” not “are the now”

    i’m an idiot on more than one level lol

  27. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    i obviously mean “are now” not “are the now”

    i’m an idiot on more than one level lol

  28. xfearthesunx Avatar
    xfearthesunx

    i obviously mean “are now” not “are the now”

    i’m an idiot on more than one level lol

  29. jim Avatar
    jim

    #21.hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

    Posted by Karen on May 1st, 2007 at 5:55 am

    i know Howie is not married so you should talk to him if you dont already
    and ask him

  30. jim Avatar
    jim

    #21.hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

    Posted by Karen on May 1st, 2007 at 5:55 am

    i know Howie is not married so you should talk to him if you dont already
    and ask him

  31. jim Avatar
    jim

    #21.hilarious
    this guy need to marry me already = /

    Posted by Karen on May 1st, 2007 at 5:55 am

    i know Howie is not married so you should talk to him if you dont already
    and ask him

  32. My_Own_Nightmare Avatar

    That video is amazing.

  33. My_Own_Nightmare Avatar

    That video is amazing.

  34. My_Own_Nightmare Avatar

    That video is amazing.

  35. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    How stupid. Thumbs down.

  36. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    How stupid. Thumbs down.

  37. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    How stupid. Thumbs down.

  38. cuntcumber Avatar

    Is there something more to this that I’m missing? Yeah, it’s a one-armed guy fucking a unicorn, but is there something “deeper” that makes it funny and/or clever?

  39. cuntcumber Avatar

    Is there something more to this that I’m missing? Yeah, it’s a one-armed guy fucking a unicorn, but is there something “deeper” that makes it funny and/or clever?

  40. cuntcumber Avatar

    Is there something more to this that I’m missing? Yeah, it’s a one-armed guy fucking a unicorn, but is there something “deeper” that makes it funny and/or clever?

  41. modifiedcanadian Avatar
    modifiedcanadian

    So there was this “music video” on fuse’s show… ugh, munchies, I think…

    I was really high.

    and it was “fucking a unicorn”

  42. modifiedcanadian Avatar
    modifiedcanadian

    So there was this “music video” on fuse’s show… ugh, munchies, I think…

    I was really high.

    and it was “fucking a unicorn”

  43. modifiedcanadian Avatar
    modifiedcanadian

    So there was this “music video” on fuse’s show… ugh, munchies, I think…

    I was really high.

    and it was “fucking a unicorn”

  44. RICK Avatar
    RICK

    I agree with #5!!!! Rubbish it is!!!!!

  45. RICK Avatar
    RICK

    I agree with #5!!!! Rubbish it is!!!!!

  46. RICK Avatar
    RICK

    I agree with #5!!!! Rubbish it is!!!!!

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