A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Best tattoo ever.

Hahahaa… I mean worst tattoo ever. This is what you get for letting a buddy that’s never tattooed anyone before play with a tattoo machine!

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Comments

100 responses to “Best tattoo ever.”

  1. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    this rules

  2. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    this rules

  3. Mulch Avatar

    pretty rad.

  4. Mulch Avatar

    pretty rad.

  5. Samantha Avatar
    Samantha

    this is the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time. I think next time someone sleeps at my house im going to draw this on their forehead.

  6. Samantha Avatar
    Samantha

    this is the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time. I think next time someone sleeps at my house im going to draw this on their forehead.

  7. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    haha damn.

  8. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    haha damn.

  9. rex Avatar
    rex

    oh its not that bad… wait a minute yeah it is, still funny though

  10. rex Avatar
    rex

    oh its not that bad… wait a minute yeah it is, still funny though

  11. Skip Avatar

    Well worth the beer I spit out when I saw it

  12. Skip Avatar

    Well worth the beer I spit out when I saw it

  13. Dann Avatar

    my mom is dead…

  14. Dann Avatar

    my mom is dead…

  15. STLinCA Avatar
    STLinCA

    ahahaha. that tattoo is hilarious!

  16. STLinCA Avatar
    STLinCA

    ahahaha. that tattoo is hilarious!

  17. phoenixxx Avatar

    thats pretty goddamn funny.

  18. phoenixxx Avatar

    thats pretty goddamn funny.

  19. TeaDream Avatar
    TeaDream

    This is one of the rare and wonderful occasions, when something can horrible and hilarious at the same time.

  20. TeaDream Avatar
    TeaDream

    This is one of the rare and wonderful occasions, when something can horrible and hilarious at the same time.

  21. Tracy Avatar

    I have this on my phone with the song that goes with it. 😀

  22. Tracy Avatar

    I have this on my phone with the song that goes with it. 😀

  23. WiseBlood Avatar

    Thanks so much for always putting such great photos up. Love the site. I just posted about you at http://www.theblogblog.net . Check it.

  24. WiseBlood Avatar

    Thanks so much for always putting such great photos up. Love the site. I just posted about you at http://www.theblogblog.net . Check it.

  25. molex Avatar
    molex

    So bad that it’s GREAT!

  26. molex Avatar
    molex

    So bad that it’s GREAT!

  27. jade_rose Avatar

    The humor makes up for the poor execution – in fact, the poor execution almost adds to it, like it just enhances the high school “Neener neener neener! I fucked your MOM!!!” effect. I’m LMAO at this one.

  28. jade_rose Avatar

    The humor makes up for the poor execution – in fact, the poor execution almost adds to it, like it just enhances the high school “Neener neener neener! I fucked your MOM!!!” effect. I’m LMAO at this one.

  29. neek Avatar

    hahaha, awesome

  30. neek Avatar

    hahaha, awesome

  31. simone isonme Avatar
    simone isonme

    dann, i totally used to say that to people after they’d make ‘your mom’ jokes. then they’re all “oh my god, i’m so sorry”, and then you’re like “psych, bitch.”

    anyway.

    i love this tattoo. definitely funny.

  32. simone isonme Avatar
    simone isonme

    dann, i totally used to say that to people after they’d make ‘your mom’ jokes. then they’re all “oh my god, i’m so sorry”, and then you’re like “psych, bitch.”

    anyway.

    i love this tattoo. definitely funny.

  33. Empress Avatar
    Empress

    I would not like to be your buddy when your mother see’s that.
    I must admit it is really funny tho:)

  34. Empress Avatar
    Empress

    I would not like to be your buddy when your mother see’s that.
    I must admit it is really funny tho:)

  35. crystallinectar Avatar

    alls i have to say is…bwahahahahaha

  36. crystallinectar Avatar

    alls i have to say is…bwahahahahaha

  37. Caroline June Avatar

    That’s brilliant, pure excellence.

  38. Caroline June Avatar

    That’s brilliant, pure excellence.

  39. decapitater Avatar
    decapitater

    Stupid people have more fun 🙂

  40. decapitater Avatar
    decapitater

    Stupid people have more fun 🙂

  41. micala Avatar
    micala

    HAHAHA. This is definitely drawn on my desk in history class. Not exactly like so, but close enough.

  42. micala Avatar
    micala

    HAHAHA. This is definitely drawn on my desk in history class. Not exactly like so, but close enough.

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