A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Where do you keep your cellphone?

You can stretch more than your lobes…

Comments

37 responses to “Where do you keep your cellphone?”

  1. unloud Avatar

    That’s actually not that hard to do.

  2. Pearly Avatar

    I love modblog

  3. ksklein Avatar

    so I guess i´ll have to take my guy always with me. *lol

  4. Skip Avatar
    Skip

    but where does he keep his keys?

  5. JeffXDeath Avatar
    JeffXDeath

    Whats the bet hes got it on ‘vibrate’ setting? Lol

  6. wlcm2t3hmachine Avatar

    Ha, its funny because he’s outside, naked, with a cell phone in his … you know.

  7. Jen Avatar
    Jen

    Yes and there’s what appears to be a plate of fruit behind him, just a normal day hehe.

  8. ksklein Avatar

    i can imagine where he keeps his keys 😉

  9. oestrebunny Avatar

    i *don’t* want to imagine where he keeps his keys lol

  10. Millie Avatar

    Wow! Haha, that’s pretty cool.

  11. cameron Avatar

    “can you hear me now?”

  12. Empress Avatar
    Empress

    He ought to send it to Nokia to see if they would like to use it in an advertising campaign.

  13. giles wallwork Avatar
    giles wallwork

    It’s a phone in a cock !!!!

    Jeez Shannon.

  14. Katie Avatar

    That can’t be sanitary. oy.

  15. Adam Avatar

    anyone ever licked a square battery?? i cant imagine what that would feel like if it was abit wet ouch stingy

  16. Dave Avatar

    Well I’ve been trying to get a pocket put in my arm, but this would work for not ever losing my phone again. 😀

  17. 5000! Avatar

    Note to potential submitters: clean your gross fingernails before you take your photos.

  18. nope Avatar
    nope

    at first i was concerned about the santitation of the phone, then i saw his yucky finger nails and decided he probably isn’t concerned so why should i be…

  19. Jenna Avatar
    Jenna

    Best advert for Nokia ever.

  20. rex Avatar
    rex

    when i saw this, i thought hey a phone in the cock, then i thought, thats gotta be like a 3315 (at least in that series), which makes it a quite large phone in the cock.

  21. Campbell Avatar
    Campbell

    I’m pretty sure I could do that with a smaller phone, but I’m using a Nokia N70 at the moment… I doubt it’d fit 🙂

  22. MiseriaCanticle Avatar

    Is it his foreskin…or his actual urethra he’s putting it in?
    Yay, phone sex 😛

  23. the_logic_of_crocodiles Avatar

    my mum has that phone…

  24. starspring Avatar

    ah hell, you have to put it SOMEWHERE when you’re dancing!

  25. slackary Avatar

    Foreskin I think…isn’t this a form of “docking” (which I’m told is more fun if it’s another’s cock you’ve got in your foreskin…)? One more reason to leave your kid uncut!

  26. Jimmy Landby Avatar

    I’m never gonna ask a friend for their cellphone to make a quick call anymore..

  27. jean paul Avatar
    jean paul

    whoa thats one old skool telephone.
    That whas the first thing that popped up in my mind
    the second thing that popped up whas that this picture really changes my perspective in phonesex and longdistance relationships

  28. Caroline June Avatar

    #20, you beat me!

  29. Naomi Avatar
    Naomi

    Is this what they mean by phone sex?

  30. che Avatar
    che

    thats just so funny!!

  31. rebecca Avatar
    rebecca

    I am never borrowing someone’s phone ever again. thank you shannon for the heads up..

  32. bee stings Avatar
    bee stings

    i can do that =]

    kelvin can’t.

    lol

    jew

  33. Ears Avatar
    Ears

    Its pretty easy if you have foreskin and a decent sized cock. I was toying with the idea of peircing mine and stretching it, but I think it would be too irritating.

  34. antigone Avatar
    antigone

    Must be fun when it vibrates…

  35. MMD Avatar

    and i thought every one did that too

  36. Dian Avatar
    Dian

    I am very interested in how that is achieved. Is a greater amount of depth and width possible? Where would the stretching tools be bought?

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