A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

His ass has a themesong!

And now I can’t get “Call 1-800-222-1222” out of my head thanks to that song… Chris’s poison-spewing ass was tattooed by the fearless Annette LaRue of Electricladyland in New Orleans (on the day before Mardi Gras, presumably because it’s going to be poisonous the day after).

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28 responses to “His ass has a themesong!”

  1. Jimmy Lamdby Avatar

    Are they for real? that site-song?

  2. Jimmy Lamdby Avatar

    Are they for real? that site-song?

  3. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    Yeah, the song is real.

  4. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    Yeah, the song is real.

  5. severed Avatar

    could also be in case he is found sprawled pantless in the streets of new orleans suffering from alcohol poisoning.

  6. severed Avatar

    could also be in case he is found sprawled pantless in the streets of new orleans suffering from alcohol poisoning.

  7. jacques Avatar
    jacques

    who writes these jingles….fuckenhell

  8. jacques Avatar
    jacques

    who writes these jingles….fuckenhell

  9. laowai4life Avatar

    I like the crack hair that seems to be growing towards some unknown light source.

    Or trying to get away from the source of poisonous gas…

  10. laowai4life Avatar

    I like the crack hair that seems to be growing towards some unknown light source.

    Or trying to get away from the source of poisonous gas…

  11. Ro Avatar
    Ro

    Awesome, that should come in handy after a night of partying.

    The last time I called poison control the guy put me on hold for a good 10 minutes. I called back, turns out that he wasn’t busy, but had forgotten I was on hold. I’m so happy that it wasn’t life-threatening condition.

  12. Ro Avatar
    Ro

    Awesome, that should come in handy after a night of partying.

    The last time I called poison control the guy put me on hold for a good 10 minutes. I called back, turns out that he wasn’t busy, but had forgotten I was on hold. I’m so happy that it wasn’t life-threatening condition.

  13. ceedubu Avatar

    Mr. Yuck!

    This is the theme song i remember:

    http://www.chp.edu/mryuk/mryuk_web.mp3

  14. ceedubu Avatar

    Mr. Yuck!

    This is the theme song i remember:

    http://www.chp.edu/mryuk/mryuk_web.mp3

  15. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    I love Electricladyland!

  16. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    I love Electricladyland!

  17. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    Nice! 😀

    uh oh… curiousity got the best of me and now I have that silly song stuck in my head… eep.

  18. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    Nice! 😀

    uh oh… curiousity got the best of me and now I have that silly song stuck in my head… eep.

  19. kellex Avatar

    #5… LMAO.

  20. kellex Avatar

    #5… LMAO.

  21. Sal Avatar
    Sal

    taco ass hair

  22. Sal Avatar
    Sal

    taco ass hair

  23. Jimmy Lamdby Avatar

    Oh, the nightmares.. the song that is.

  24. Jimmy Lamdby Avatar

    Oh, the nightmares.. the song that is.

  25. House frau Avatar

    Too funny, I have that number on my fridge in case my kids eat something nasty.

  26. House frau Avatar

    Too funny, I have that number on my fridge in case my kids eat something nasty.

  27. Chris Avatar

    wow, my ass got on modblog!

  28. Chris Avatar

    wow, my ass got on modblog!

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