A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

You call that a condom?

This is a condom!

Comments

201 responses to “You call that a condom?”

  1. cuntcumber Avatar

    “The line is the other guy’s anus.”

    The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?

  2. cuntcumber Avatar

    “The line is the other guy’s anus.”

    The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?

  3. cuntcumber Avatar

    “The line is the other guy’s anus.”

    The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?

  4. Adazewa Avatar

    Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!

  5. Adazewa Avatar

    Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!

  6. Adazewa Avatar

    Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!

  7. sourbunions Avatar
    sourbunions

    lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets

  8. sourbunions Avatar
    sourbunions

    lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets

  9. sourbunions Avatar
    sourbunions

    lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets

  10. thosetheyprotect Avatar

    #53

    Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”

  11. thosetheyprotect Avatar

    #53

    Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”

  12. thosetheyprotect Avatar

    #53

    Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”

  13. jesse Avatar
    jesse

    uhhhhhh…..ow?

  14. jesse Avatar
    jesse

    uhhhhhh…..ow?

  15. jesse Avatar
    jesse

    uhhhhhh…..ow?

  16. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉

  17. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉

  18. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉

  19. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.

  20. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.

  21. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.

  22. jayde Avatar
    jayde

    i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…

  23. jayde Avatar
    jayde

    i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…

  24. jayde Avatar
    jayde

    i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…

  25. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.

  26. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.

  27. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.

  28. Chrissie (Australia) Avatar
    Chrissie (Australia)

    59 comments and I’m still confused.

  29. Chrissie (Australia) Avatar
    Chrissie (Australia)

    59 comments and I’m still confused.

  30. Chrissie (Australia) Avatar
    Chrissie (Australia)

    59 comments and I’m still confused.

  31. kittyn Avatar
    kittyn

    #43..
    I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
    BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.

  32. kittyn Avatar
    kittyn

    #43..
    I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
    BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.

  33. kittyn Avatar
    kittyn

    #43..
    I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
    BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.

  34. sir swirly king of kings Avatar

    i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…

  35. sir swirly king of kings Avatar

    i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…

  36. sir swirly king of kings Avatar

    i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…

  37. starspring Avatar

    Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.

    Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?

  38. starspring Avatar

    Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.

    Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?

  39. starspring Avatar

    Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.

    Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?

  40. La Negra Avatar
    La Negra

    upsi..

  41. La Negra Avatar
    La Negra

    upsi..

  42. La Negra Avatar
    La Negra

    upsi..

  43. rori Avatar

    how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.

  44. rori Avatar

    how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.

  45. rori Avatar

    how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.

  46. Malice Alice Avatar

    Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.

  47. Malice Alice Avatar

    Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.

  48. Malice Alice Avatar

    Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.

  49. Cougar Avatar
    Cougar

    WOW!! worst part is i actually know ppl who do this on a regular basis, ummm not me i like mine just the size it is, i make perfect poops, why mess with perfection

  50. Cougar Avatar
    Cougar

    WOW!! worst part is i actually know ppl who do this on a regular basis, ummm not me i like mine just the size it is, i make perfect poops, why mess with perfection

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