A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Aahahaha, it hurts so much!

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Comments

74 responses to “Aahahaha, it hurts so much!”

  1. possessed Avatar

    Hee hee hee… I think they need this man in Hollywood!

  2. possessed Avatar

    Hee hee hee… I think they need this man in Hollywood!

  3. pretty_pantyhead Avatar

    And this is why i heart him

  4. pretty_pantyhead Avatar

    And this is why i heart him

  5. laowai4life Avatar

    Ha ha, this is one of those rare moments I could type “LOL” and actually mean it!

  6. laowai4life Avatar

    Ha ha, this is one of those rare moments I could type “LOL” and actually mean it!

  7. Diljá Avatar
    Diljá

    Oh I’d love to pull this one at a family reunion, just hilarious..

  8. Diljá Avatar
    Diljá

    Oh I’d love to pull this one at a family reunion, just hilarious..

  9. Scott! Avatar

    All I need now is some french frys and salt!!

  10. Scott! Avatar

    All I need now is some french frys and salt!!

  11. PaleCheekedAngel Avatar
    PaleCheekedAngel

    … with ketchup.

  12. PaleCheekedAngel Avatar
    PaleCheekedAngel

    … with ketchup.

  13. Wilburt Avatar

    i hope its spicey sauce, i do love it lots

  14. Wilburt Avatar

    i hope its spicey sauce, i do love it lots

  15. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    … with ketchup.

    Posted by PaleCheekedAngel on March 29th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    my thoughts EXACTLY… I wish I came on here first *pouts*

  16. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    … with ketchup.

    Posted by PaleCheekedAngel on March 29th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    my thoughts EXACTLY… I wish I came on here first *pouts*

  17. jOELTRON Avatar

    Oh my, I know that feeling ALL too well.

    Is that blood photoshoped Shannon? *raises eyebrow*

  18. jOELTRON Avatar

    Oh my, I know that feeling ALL too well.

    Is that blood photoshoped Shannon? *raises eyebrow*

  19. C.J. Avatar
    C.J.

    #11: I think it may be some sort of tastey sauce, eh?

  20. C.J. Avatar
    C.J.

    #11: I think it may be some sort of tastey sauce, eh?

  21. MaidenDisaster Avatar

    It’s funny, I find the ketchup on his hand repulsive. If it were real blood, I’d be fine. Something about ketchup being on things that aren’t being eaten grosses me out, I don’t know why. Just ketchup. Yuck.

    I must be crazy.

  22. MaidenDisaster Avatar

    It’s funny, I find the ketchup on his hand repulsive. If it were real blood, I’d be fine. Something about ketchup being on things that aren’t being eaten grosses me out, I don’t know why. Just ketchup. Yuck.

    I must be crazy.

  23. jOELTRON Avatar

    Okay, I’m stupid. I was previously viewing it on a hand-held device (hence my question about the photoshoppage).

    Glad I found a hot-spot and could view it properly.

    I agree with #13. I would prefer mustard however. 🙂

  24. jOELTRON Avatar

    Okay, I’m stupid. I was previously viewing it on a hand-held device (hence my question about the photoshoppage).

    Glad I found a hot-spot and could view it properly.

    I agree with #13. I would prefer mustard however. 🙂

  25. Anselm Avatar
    Anselm

    They say that blood is thicker than water, but this is ridiculous!

  26. Anselm Avatar
    Anselm

    They say that blood is thicker than water, but this is ridiculous!

  27. Steph-knee Avatar
    Steph-knee

    13, I hate it too. It’s so thick and gross, especially when it goes hard. *shudders* Hahah this chap is awesome

  28. Steph-knee Avatar
    Steph-knee

    13, I hate it too. It’s so thick and gross, especially when it goes hard. *shudders* Hahah this chap is awesome

  29. Jessica Avatar

    Omg, I hate ketchup so much.

  30. Jessica Avatar

    Omg, I hate ketchup so much.

  31. Kmerathetra Avatar
    Kmerathetra

    Oh, the horror! Anything but the ketchup!

  32. Kmerathetra Avatar
    Kmerathetra

    Oh, the horror! Anything but the ketchup!

  33. lippi Avatar
    lippi

    That made me laugh SO HARD.

  34. lippi Avatar
    lippi

    That made me laugh SO HARD.

  35. genia Avatar
    genia

    Ugh, on my shitty computer it looked like bloody mucus at first glance….glad it’s ketchup.

  36. genia Avatar
    genia

    Ugh, on my shitty computer it looked like bloody mucus at first glance….glad it’s ketchup.

  37. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    Haha wicked.

    Did someone get sick of trying to explain it?
    A picture is worth 1000 words,
    or a blood curdling scream.

    Mmm ketchup.

  38. TheWomanMonster Avatar
    TheWomanMonster

    Haha wicked.

    Did someone get sick of trying to explain it?
    A picture is worth 1000 words,
    or a blood curdling scream.

    Mmm ketchup.

  39. Tohnia Avatar
    Tohnia

    is it ketchup? I thought barbeque sauce…

  40. Tohnia Avatar
    Tohnia

    is it ketchup? I thought barbeque sauce…

  41. stormy Avatar

    mmm..I feel like fries

  42. stormy Avatar

    mmm..I feel like fries

  43. choice Avatar

    ketchup or bbq?

  44. choice Avatar

    ketchup or bbq?

  45. Jordan Avatar
    Jordan

    Haha would you even bleed if your blood was that thick @[email protected]

  46. Jordan Avatar
    Jordan

    Haha would you even bleed if your blood was that thick @[email protected]

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