A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

You know, I’m probably damning myself just for posting this. Larry “Have a sense of humor for Christ’s Sake” Brogan (Tattoo City, Lockport, IL) is probably also damned, and the wearer of this tattoo? Definitely headed for a warmer climate!

Comments

663 responses to “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

  1. milky Avatar
    milky

    hahah i love that someone compared this tattoo to womens rights and slavery calm down yall its a tattoo

  2. milky Avatar
    milky

    hahah i love that someone compared this tattoo to womens rights and slavery calm down yall its a tattoo

  3. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    Amelia, but Jesus isn’t symbolic in the Christian religion? It’s only that the nails and thorns were brought into it?

  4. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    Amelia, but Jesus isn’t symbolic in the Christian religion? It’s only that the nails and thorns were brought into it?

  5. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    Amelia, but Jesus isn’t symbolic in the Christian religion? It’s only that the nails and thorns were brought into it?

  6. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    It is for some. I’ve always found it weird that Jesus is Caucasian with brown hair.

    I’m just saying, for me it was the nails and crown of thorns.

  7. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    It is for some. I’ve always found it weird that Jesus is Caucasian with brown hair.

    I’m just saying, for me it was the nails and crown of thorns.

  8. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    It is for some. I’ve always found it weird that Jesus is Caucasian with brown hair.

    I’m just saying, for me it was the nails and crown of thorns.

  9. john Avatar
    john

    that is fucking bullshit that tattoo is so wrong u stupid immature assholes fuck u

  10. john Avatar
    john

    that is fucking bullshit that tattoo is so wrong u stupid immature assholes fuck u

  11. john Avatar
    john

    that is fucking bullshit that tattoo is so wrong u stupid immature assholes fuck u

  12. david Avatar

    I love the fact i sparked a civil war history lesson. Even though i didnt mention it or nor did it have anything to do with my point. but thanks for the support copper_wire.

  13. david Avatar

    I love the fact i sparked a civil war history lesson. Even though i didnt mention it or nor did it have anything to do with my point. but thanks for the support copper_wire.

  14. david Avatar

    I love the fact i sparked a civil war history lesson. Even though i didnt mention it or nor did it have anything to do with my point. but thanks for the support copper_wire.

  15. kristin Avatar
    kristin

    BAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant.

  16. kristin Avatar
    kristin

    BAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant.

  17. kristin Avatar
    kristin

    BAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant.

  18. painted lady Avatar

    i mean, jesus DID say do unto others as they would do unto you. if i was fucking myself in the ass, i would give myself the reach-around.

    and #83, you made me laugh a bunch.

  19. painted lady Avatar

    i mean, jesus DID say do unto others as they would do unto you. if i was fucking myself in the ass, i would give myself the reach-around.

    and #83, you made me laugh a bunch.

  20. painted lady Avatar

    i mean, jesus DID say do unto others as they would do unto you. if i was fucking myself in the ass, i would give myself the reach-around.

    and #83, you made me laugh a bunch.

  21. whitewolf95 Avatar
    whitewolf95

    Yep I thnk this is funny,took it all in before I even read comments. It is awesome work in and of itself. Unusual theme and I swear I will never be able to utter those words again without this image in my mind. So no doubt when I utter it I will burst out laughing. Another thought that crossed my mind as I looked at it was Holy Fucking Bible from Clerks 2.
    Yes I’m going to hell but I have been on that road for a long time now so no real worries on that.

  22. whitewolf95 Avatar
    whitewolf95

    Yep I thnk this is funny,took it all in before I even read comments. It is awesome work in and of itself. Unusual theme and I swear I will never be able to utter those words again without this image in my mind. So no doubt when I utter it I will burst out laughing. Another thought that crossed my mind as I looked at it was Holy Fucking Bible from Clerks 2.
    Yes I’m going to hell but I have been on that road for a long time now so no real worries on that.

  23. whitewolf95 Avatar
    whitewolf95

    Yep I thnk this is funny,took it all in before I even read comments. It is awesome work in and of itself. Unusual theme and I swear I will never be able to utter those words again without this image in my mind. So no doubt when I utter it I will burst out laughing. Another thought that crossed my mind as I looked at it was Holy Fucking Bible from Clerks 2.
    Yes I’m going to hell but I have been on that road for a long time now so no real worries on that.

  24. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    My jaw dropped at this one.

  25. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    My jaw dropped at this one.

  26. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    My jaw dropped at this one.

  27. Stardust Avatar
    Stardust

    Really, it’s just a tattoo. Nobody HAS to look at it if you don’t like it =D
    And let’s quote Dogma:
    “Especially sex. God, have you seen the faces you make?”
    “Sex is a joke to God?”

    =D I think it’s a great idea. In concept not EXTREMELY original, but the details make it amazing =D

  28. Stardust Avatar
    Stardust

    Really, it’s just a tattoo. Nobody HAS to look at it if you don’t like it =D
    And let’s quote Dogma:
    “Especially sex. God, have you seen the faces you make?”
    “Sex is a joke to God?”

    =D I think it’s a great idea. In concept not EXTREMELY original, but the details make it amazing =D

  29. Stardust Avatar
    Stardust

    Really, it’s just a tattoo. Nobody HAS to look at it if you don’t like it =D
    And let’s quote Dogma:
    “Especially sex. God, have you seen the faces you make?”
    “Sex is a joke to God?”

    =D I think it’s a great idea. In concept not EXTREMELY original, but the details make it amazing =D

  30. brute Avatar

    any man that I would choose to worship would have a sense of humor and humility that allowed him to laugh at this. I’ve chosen my religion as myself, my action, and my honor. i feel disappointed when religious propaganda is esteemed as fact.

  31. brute Avatar

    any man that I would choose to worship would have a sense of humor and humility that allowed him to laugh at this. I’ve chosen my religion as myself, my action, and my honor. i feel disappointed when religious propaganda is esteemed as fact.

  32. brute Avatar

    any man that I would choose to worship would have a sense of humor and humility that allowed him to laugh at this. I’ve chosen my religion as myself, my action, and my honor. i feel disappointed when religious propaganda is esteemed as fact.

  33. James Avatar
    James

    my favorite part is that they both have halos (haylows)

  34. James Avatar
    James

    my favorite part is that they both have halos (haylows)

  35. James Avatar
    James

    my favorite part is that they both have halos (haylows)

  36. Steph-knee Avatar
    Steph-knee

    Hmm, reading through more of the comments, I’m not so upset by the tattoo anymore.. I just think that people should show a little more respect to other.

    I dunno. I’m not bitching or anything, I just don’t agree with this tattoo. It’s well done, the artist was talented, and it has humorous aspects. I just don’t agree with getting it tattooed on you. Each to their own I suppose.

  37. Steph-knee Avatar
    Steph-knee

    Hmm, reading through more of the comments, I’m not so upset by the tattoo anymore.. I just think that people should show a little more respect to other.

    I dunno. I’m not bitching or anything, I just don’t agree with this tattoo. It’s well done, the artist was talented, and it has humorous aspects. I just don’t agree with getting it tattooed on you. Each to their own I suppose.

  38. Steph-knee Avatar
    Steph-knee

    Hmm, reading through more of the comments, I’m not so upset by the tattoo anymore.. I just think that people should show a little more respect to other.

    I dunno. I’m not bitching or anything, I just don’t agree with this tattoo. It’s well done, the artist was talented, and it has humorous aspects. I just don’t agree with getting it tattooed on you. Each to their own I suppose.

  39. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Personally, I often use the term “jesustittyfuckingchrist”.
    The visual implication of THAT boggles the mind…

  40. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Personally, I often use the term “jesustittyfuckingchrist”.
    The visual implication of THAT boggles the mind…

  41. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Personally, I often use the term “jesustittyfuckingchrist”.
    The visual implication of THAT boggles the mind…

  42. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #134: If I want to believe that babies come from storks, or that the sun revolves around the moon, why would you have to respect my opinions? You’d think I was full of nonsense; that although I have the right to be crazy and wrong, there’s nothing in my opinion that you should find respectable.

    I don’t think religion should be immune to this sort of analysis. I think Christianity (just for example) is seriously flawed and full of nonsense down to the core. I don’t respect your opinion that it’s not. And you shouldn’t respect mine that it is.

    All this said, I do respect your right to your religious opinion, 100%. Respecting one’s right to one’s own opinion is a very different thing from actually respecting an opinion.

  43. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #134: If I want to believe that babies come from storks, or that the sun revolves around the moon, why would you have to respect my opinions? You’d think I was full of nonsense; that although I have the right to be crazy and wrong, there’s nothing in my opinion that you should find respectable.

    I don’t think religion should be immune to this sort of analysis. I think Christianity (just for example) is seriously flawed and full of nonsense down to the core. I don’t respect your opinion that it’s not. And you shouldn’t respect mine that it is.

    All this said, I do respect your right to your religious opinion, 100%. Respecting one’s right to one’s own opinion is a very different thing from actually respecting an opinion.

  44. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #134: If I want to believe that babies come from storks, or that the sun revolves around the moon, why would you have to respect my opinions? You’d think I was full of nonsense; that although I have the right to be crazy and wrong, there’s nothing in my opinion that you should find respectable.

    I don’t think religion should be immune to this sort of analysis. I think Christianity (just for example) is seriously flawed and full of nonsense down to the core. I don’t respect your opinion that it’s not. And you shouldn’t respect mine that it is.

    All this said, I do respect your right to your religious opinion, 100%. Respecting one’s right to one’s own opinion is a very different thing from actually respecting an opinion.

  45. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    Horatio, well said. I see your point. Duly noted.

    Ah, I love it when someone can debate with me without lame cut downs 🙂

  46. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    Horatio, well said. I see your point. Duly noted.

    Ah, I love it when someone can debate with me without lame cut downs 🙂

  47. Amelia Avatar
    Amelia

    Horatio, well said. I see your point. Duly noted.

    Ah, I love it when someone can debate with me without lame cut downs 🙂

  48. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    I am pleasently suprised at how civilized this thread has been. Bravo people.

    Bravo

  49. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    I am pleasently suprised at how civilized this thread has been. Bravo people.

    Bravo

  50. kaylee Avatar
    kaylee

    I am pleasently suprised at how civilized this thread has been. Bravo people.

    Bravo

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