A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

You know, I’m probably damning myself just for posting this. Larry “Have a sense of humor for Christ’s Sake” Brogan (Tattoo City, Lockport, IL) is probably also damned, and the wearer of this tattoo? Definitely headed for a warmer climate!

Comments

663 responses to “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

  1. Ant Avatar

    has anybody seen the movie Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist? it has the tagline “first he nails you….then he NAILS you!”

  2. Ant Avatar

    has anybody seen the movie Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist? it has the tagline “first he nails you….then he NAILS you!”

  3. Ant Avatar

    has anybody seen the movie Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist? it has the tagline “first he nails you….then he NAILS you!”

  4. Corbin Avatar
    Corbin

    Going to hell…

  5. Corbin Avatar
    Corbin

    Going to hell…

  6. Corbin Avatar
    Corbin

    Going to hell…

  7. Leroy Avatar

    This has really set the bench mark, theres no way I can think of a more blasphemous tattoo to get that’s as good as this one.

    But I’ll try.

  8. Leroy Avatar

    This has really set the bench mark, theres no way I can think of a more blasphemous tattoo to get that’s as good as this one.

    But I’ll try.

  9. Leroy Avatar

    This has really set the bench mark, theres no way I can think of a more blasphemous tattoo to get that’s as good as this one.

    But I’ll try.

  10. KpitaoKverna Avatar

    I think, seriously, that will be blasphemous if a DEMON are fucking Jesus.

    Jesus fucking Jesus is like 2way masturbation.

    In other point of view, if you love jesus and make one tattoo of Jesus slaying Satan is the same blasphemy, just going on the other way (Affecting Satanists)

    BTW, this tattoo make me laugth a lot.

  11. KpitaoKverna Avatar

    I think, seriously, that will be blasphemous if a DEMON are fucking Jesus.

    Jesus fucking Jesus is like 2way masturbation.

    In other point of view, if you love jesus and make one tattoo of Jesus slaying Satan is the same blasphemy, just going on the other way (Affecting Satanists)

    BTW, this tattoo make me laugth a lot.

  12. KpitaoKverna Avatar

    I think, seriously, that will be blasphemous if a DEMON are fucking Jesus.

    Jesus fucking Jesus is like 2way masturbation.

    In other point of view, if you love jesus and make one tattoo of Jesus slaying Satan is the same blasphemy, just going on the other way (Affecting Satanists)

    BTW, this tattoo make me laugth a lot.

  13. FleshMechanic Avatar

    Oh thats just wonderful..

  14. FleshMechanic Avatar

    Oh thats just wonderful..

  15. FleshMechanic Avatar

    Oh thats just wonderful..

  16. monica Avatar
    monica

    Would it be that cool if it wasn’t Jesus? DISGUSTING!!!

  17. monica Avatar
    monica

    Would it be that cool if it wasn’t Jesus? DISGUSTING!!!

  18. monica Avatar
    monica

    Would it be that cool if it wasn’t Jesus? DISGUSTING!!!

  19. Tim Avatar

    wow. thats fucked up.

    wrong man, wrong!!

    i’m with 13.

  20. Tim Avatar

    wow. thats fucked up.

    wrong man, wrong!!

    i’m with 13.

  21. Tim Avatar

    wow. thats fucked up.

    wrong man, wrong!!

    i’m with 13.

  22. katie Avatar
    katie

    By choice, I am not religious, I do not believe in god. However, I was brought up Catholic. This tattoo, as clever as it is, kind of rubs me the wrong way, possibly because of my upbringing. I admit it is kind of funny, but why would you go out of your way, pay money, take the time to have something permanently put on your body, when you know that it will DEFINITELY have a negative impact on some people around you? I mean, does this tattoo really have meaning to the person who got it done? It just seems like its asking for trouble, is all. THATS what bothers me a lot, purposely trying to piss off some people. Just have some respect for other people’s beliefs

  23. katie Avatar
    katie

    By choice, I am not religious, I do not believe in god. However, I was brought up Catholic. This tattoo, as clever as it is, kind of rubs me the wrong way, possibly because of my upbringing. I admit it is kind of funny, but why would you go out of your way, pay money, take the time to have something permanently put on your body, when you know that it will DEFINITELY have a negative impact on some people around you? I mean, does this tattoo really have meaning to the person who got it done? It just seems like its asking for trouble, is all. THATS what bothers me a lot, purposely trying to piss off some people. Just have some respect for other people’s beliefs

  24. katie Avatar
    katie

    By choice, I am not religious, I do not believe in god. However, I was brought up Catholic. This tattoo, as clever as it is, kind of rubs me the wrong way, possibly because of my upbringing. I admit it is kind of funny, but why would you go out of your way, pay money, take the time to have something permanently put on your body, when you know that it will DEFINITELY have a negative impact on some people around you? I mean, does this tattoo really have meaning to the person who got it done? It just seems like its asking for trouble, is all. THATS what bothers me a lot, purposely trying to piss off some people. Just have some respect for other people’s beliefs

  25. Sar Avatar
    Sar

    I agree with #50 on this.

    I like it, the work’s well done… There’s just something about it that kinda makes me think “ooo not a good idea” but that’s mostly because I have Catholic parents and Christian friends (I, myself, however am agnostic).

  26. Sar Avatar
    Sar

    I agree with #50 on this.

    I like it, the work’s well done… There’s just something about it that kinda makes me think “ooo not a good idea” but that’s mostly because I have Catholic parents and Christian friends (I, myself, however am agnostic).

  27. Sar Avatar
    Sar

    I agree with #50 on this.

    I like it, the work’s well done… There’s just something about it that kinda makes me think “ooo not a good idea” but that’s mostly because I have Catholic parents and Christian friends (I, myself, however am agnostic).

  28. jess Avatar
    jess

    41. This tattoo is only offensive if you think that Jesus being gay is a bad thing, right?

    i agree with this statement. because a similar image of anyother men doing this would not cause so much uproar? so what if jesus did like to bang dudes. and besides, i wonder how many people saying this offends them have uttered the statement “jesus fucking christ!”?? i would bet that more than one has.

  29. jess Avatar
    jess

    41. This tattoo is only offensive if you think that Jesus being gay is a bad thing, right?

    i agree with this statement. because a similar image of anyother men doing this would not cause so much uproar? so what if jesus did like to bang dudes. and besides, i wonder how many people saying this offends them have uttered the statement “jesus fucking christ!”?? i would bet that more than one has.

  30. jess Avatar
    jess

    41. This tattoo is only offensive if you think that Jesus being gay is a bad thing, right?

    i agree with this statement. because a similar image of anyother men doing this would not cause so much uproar? so what if jesus did like to bang dudes. and besides, i wonder how many people saying this offends them have uttered the statement “jesus fucking christ!”?? i would bet that more than one has.

  31. HE Avatar
    HE

    People comparing this to racist tatts are idiots. Religion is a choice, and thus fair game for ridicule. Skin color isn’t.

  32. HE Avatar
    HE

    People comparing this to racist tatts are idiots. Religion is a choice, and thus fair game for ridicule. Skin color isn’t.

  33. HE Avatar
    HE

    People comparing this to racist tatts are idiots. Religion is a choice, and thus fair game for ridicule. Skin color isn’t.

  34. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    I’m a Christian and I think this tattoo is hilarious, and I think (though it probably isn’t intended this way) it is a good commentary on the thoughtlessness of the way people speak.

    Jesus Fucking Christ is just linguistically bizarre and I fully support a tattoo making fun of it.

    Plus the art is fantastic.

    That said, as much as I enjoy it, I couldn’t “wear” it cuz I think as a Christian I have to be concerned for and respectful of the possiblity that people could reasonably misunderstand its meaning.

  35. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    I’m a Christian and I think this tattoo is hilarious, and I think (though it probably isn’t intended this way) it is a good commentary on the thoughtlessness of the way people speak.

    Jesus Fucking Christ is just linguistically bizarre and I fully support a tattoo making fun of it.

    Plus the art is fantastic.

    That said, as much as I enjoy it, I couldn’t “wear” it cuz I think as a Christian I have to be concerned for and respectful of the possiblity that people could reasonably misunderstand its meaning.

  36. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    I’m a Christian and I think this tattoo is hilarious, and I think (though it probably isn’t intended this way) it is a good commentary on the thoughtlessness of the way people speak.

    Jesus Fucking Christ is just linguistically bizarre and I fully support a tattoo making fun of it.

    Plus the art is fantastic.

    That said, as much as I enjoy it, I couldn’t “wear” it cuz I think as a Christian I have to be concerned for and respectful of the possiblity that people could reasonably misunderstand its meaning.

  37. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    i think if this was true to life, Jesus would be the type to give a reach around, FOR SURE.

    I wonder if this would turn Ted Haggard back into his natural state.

  38. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    i think if this was true to life, Jesus would be the type to give a reach around, FOR SURE.

    I wonder if this would turn Ted Haggard back into his natural state.

  39. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    i think if this was true to life, Jesus would be the type to give a reach around, FOR SURE.

    I wonder if this would turn Ted Haggard back into his natural state.

  40. Kitten Avatar
    Kitten

    Heh. Dunno what to think.
    Everyone is entitled to put whatever on their body though…Dunno if I’d actually want people to see that though.

  41. Kitten Avatar
    Kitten

    Heh. Dunno what to think.
    Everyone is entitled to put whatever on their body though…Dunno if I’d actually want people to see that though.

  42. Kitten Avatar
    Kitten

    Heh. Dunno what to think.
    Everyone is entitled to put whatever on their body though…Dunno if I’d actually want people to see that though.

  43. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Oh my. XD! This is by far the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If it hadn’t already been done, I would get it tattooed on myself.

    I am the furthest thing from a Christian, in fact, I partake in heresy and blasphemy daily, so this just made my day.

    Receiver Jesus being nailed and gagged is the best part of it all. Whoever thought of this, I commend you. You are my hero. Marry me?

  44. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Oh my. XD! This is by far the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If it hadn’t already been done, I would get it tattooed on myself.

    I am the furthest thing from a Christian, in fact, I partake in heresy and blasphemy daily, so this just made my day.

    Receiver Jesus being nailed and gagged is the best part of it all. Whoever thought of this, I commend you. You are my hero. Marry me?

  45. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Oh my. XD! This is by far the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If it hadn’t already been done, I would get it tattooed on myself.

    I am the furthest thing from a Christian, in fact, I partake in heresy and blasphemy daily, so this just made my day.

    Receiver Jesus being nailed and gagged is the best part of it all. Whoever thought of this, I commend you. You are my hero. Marry me?

  46. doe john Avatar

    Being a fanatic atheist, this tattoo is just wicked and totally to my taste. Maybe not as upsetting in sweden as in the states or elsewhere, but nevertheless a tad controversial. Nice work!!!

  47. doe john Avatar

    Being a fanatic atheist, this tattoo is just wicked and totally to my taste. Maybe not as upsetting in sweden as in the states or elsewhere, but nevertheless a tad controversial. Nice work!!!

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