A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

You know, I’m probably damning myself just for posting this. Larry “Have a sense of humor for Christ’s Sake” Brogan (Tattoo City, Lockport, IL) is probably also damned, and the wearer of this tattoo? Definitely headed for a warmer climate!

Comments

663 responses to “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

  1. secretdesiresx Avatar

    respecting other people’s religions is a habit of mine. even if christians don’t always respect my religion, i try and give them the respect i would want. i don’t know how i feel about this…i mean i make jesus jokes and shit but..wow.

  2. Jackrriot Avatar

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

  3. Jackrriot Avatar

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

  4. Jackrriot Avatar

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

  5. IG Avatar
    IG

    WoW, this is the coolest tattoo i saw! ever!

  6. IG Avatar
    IG

    WoW, this is the coolest tattoo i saw! ever!

  7. IG Avatar
    IG

    WoW, this is the coolest tattoo i saw! ever!

  8. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    * yawn *

    NEXT !

  9. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    * yawn *

    NEXT !

  10. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    * yawn *

    NEXT !

  11. TzanhZsu Avatar

    I like it. No, I love it.
    Thats so cool.

    And doesn’t hurt the religion, I think.

  12. TzanhZsu Avatar

    I like it. No, I love it.
    Thats so cool.

    And doesn’t hurt the religion, I think.

  13. TzanhZsu Avatar

    I like it. No, I love it.
    Thats so cool.

    And doesn’t hurt the religion, I think.

  14. albeans Avatar

    The first thing I thought of was Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

  15. albeans Avatar

    The first thing I thought of was Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

  16. albeans Avatar

    The first thing I thought of was Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

  17. Winch Avatar
    Winch

    For fucks sake get over yourselves. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of so called religion would know that Jesus himself had an awesome sense of humour! lol

  18. Winch Avatar
    Winch

    For fucks sake get over yourselves. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of so called religion would know that Jesus himself had an awesome sense of humour! lol

  19. Winch Avatar
    Winch

    For fucks sake get over yourselves. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of so called religion would know that Jesus himself had an awesome sense of humour! lol

  20. Saray Avatar
    Saray

    HAHAHA, omg. Nothing like a little blasphemy in the morning. Personally, I think this is damn funny.

    It goes a bit far to get it as a tattoo, but hey, awesome sense of humor 😛

  21. Saray Avatar
    Saray

    HAHAHA, omg. Nothing like a little blasphemy in the morning. Personally, I think this is damn funny.

    It goes a bit far to get it as a tattoo, but hey, awesome sense of humor 😛

  22. Saray Avatar
    Saray

    HAHAHA, omg. Nothing like a little blasphemy in the morning. Personally, I think this is damn funny.

    It goes a bit far to get it as a tattoo, but hey, awesome sense of humor 😛

  23. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    May God have mercy on his soul when he see’s this.

    Or I’m sure if he goes to hell Lucifer will give him a seat right next to him!

    And before everyone jumps on me as normal I can see the funny side, even as sick as it is.

  24. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    May God have mercy on his soul when he see’s this.

    Or I’m sure if he goes to hell Lucifer will give him a seat right next to him!

    And before everyone jumps on me as normal I can see the funny side, even as sick as it is.

  25. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    May God have mercy on his soul when he see’s this.

    Or I’m sure if he goes to hell Lucifer will give him a seat right next to him!

    And before everyone jumps on me as normal I can see the funny side, even as sick as it is.

  26. Em Avatar
    Em

    Screw meaningful posts. Was considering writing one, but am going to say instead “Woo, anal sex, that vastly underrated pastime.”

  27. Em Avatar
    Em

    Screw meaningful posts. Was considering writing one, but am going to say instead “Woo, anal sex, that vastly underrated pastime.”

  28. Em Avatar
    Em

    Screw meaningful posts. Was considering writing one, but am going to say instead “Woo, anal sex, that vastly underrated pastime.”

  29. [iam]Absinthe[/iam] Avatar
    [iam]Absinthe[/iam]

    haha, man I definitely cast my vote for this being the best tattoo ever! And my two cents on those people getting vastly offended by this, my opinion is that if God is omnipotent and all that, is he really likely to get pissed about ONE LITTLE TATTOO? Chill out and gloat about all us heretics going to Hell while you chill in Paradise eh?

  30. [iam]Absinthe[/iam] Avatar
    [iam]Absinthe[/iam]

    haha, man I definitely cast my vote for this being the best tattoo ever! And my two cents on those people getting vastly offended by this, my opinion is that if God is omnipotent and all that, is he really likely to get pissed about ONE LITTLE TATTOO? Chill out and gloat about all us heretics going to Hell while you chill in Paradise eh?

  31. [iam]Absinthe[/iam] Avatar
    [iam]Absinthe[/iam]

    haha, man I definitely cast my vote for this being the best tattoo ever! And my two cents on those people getting vastly offended by this, my opinion is that if God is omnipotent and all that, is he really likely to get pissed about ONE LITTLE TATTOO? Chill out and gloat about all us heretics going to Hell while you chill in Paradise eh?

  32. oniana Avatar

    what you do onto the least of these you do onto me 🙂

  33. oniana Avatar

    what you do onto the least of these you do onto me 🙂

  34. oniana Avatar

    what you do onto the least of these you do onto me 🙂

  35. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #13, what is with this idea that religion should be immune to criticism? Why should anyone have to respect others’ religious beliefs (aside from respecting their right to believe whatever religious stuff they want)?

    So I respect your right to believe in your religion; in fact, I defend it wholeheartedly. But I also think your religion is a bunch of BS. Just like with anything else I think is nonsense, I don’t have to respect your beliefs.

    And I think this tattoo is quite funny. I sure as hell would never get such an image put on me though.

  36. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #13, what is with this idea that religion should be immune to criticism? Why should anyone have to respect others’ religious beliefs (aside from respecting their right to believe whatever religious stuff they want)?

    So I respect your right to believe in your religion; in fact, I defend it wholeheartedly. But I also think your religion is a bunch of BS. Just like with anything else I think is nonsense, I don’t have to respect your beliefs.

    And I think this tattoo is quite funny. I sure as hell would never get such an image put on me though.

  37. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    #13, what is with this idea that religion should be immune to criticism? Why should anyone have to respect others’ religious beliefs (aside from respecting their right to believe whatever religious stuff they want)?

    So I respect your right to believe in your religion; in fact, I defend it wholeheartedly. But I also think your religion is a bunch of BS. Just like with anything else I think is nonsense, I don’t have to respect your beliefs.

    And I think this tattoo is quite funny. I sure as hell would never get such an image put on me though.

  38. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    I also wish you could tell the real story behind this tattoo Shannon, but I know 100% you respect peoples right to privacy when they post things here.

    I do have an idea what it means, and I suspect it has quite a sad tale behind it.

  39. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    I also wish you could tell the real story behind this tattoo Shannon, but I know 100% you respect peoples right to privacy when they post things here.

    I do have an idea what it means, and I suspect it has quite a sad tale behind it.

  40. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    I also wish you could tell the real story behind this tattoo Shannon, but I know 100% you respect peoples right to privacy when they post things here.

    I do have an idea what it means, and I suspect it has quite a sad tale behind it.

  41. J Avatar
    J

    funny as all hell, I blaspheme on a daily basis and some of my co-workers get kinda freaked out by it so I think I might show one of them this today and hopefully not get fired

  42. J Avatar
    J

    funny as all hell, I blaspheme on a daily basis and some of my co-workers get kinda freaked out by it so I think I might show one of them this today and hopefully not get fired

  43. J Avatar
    J

    funny as all hell, I blaspheme on a daily basis and some of my co-workers get kinda freaked out by it so I think I might show one of them this today and hopefully not get fired

  44. Tarsick Avatar
    Tarsick

    @81

    obviously has a sad tale behind it? what i find most interesting is the fact that you believe there is a sad tale behind it. do you have some sad stories? jesus make em all better?

  45. Tarsick Avatar
    Tarsick

    @81

    obviously has a sad tale behind it? what i find most interesting is the fact that you believe there is a sad tale behind it. do you have some sad stories? jesus make em all better?

  46. Tarsick Avatar
    Tarsick

    @81

    obviously has a sad tale behind it? what i find most interesting is the fact that you believe there is a sad tale behind it. do you have some sad stories? jesus make em all better?

  47. Beat the Bishop Avatar
    Beat the Bishop

    Christ has died.
    Christ has risen.
    Christ will cum again… All over your ass.

  48. Beat the Bishop Avatar
    Beat the Bishop

    Christ has died.
    Christ has risen.
    Christ will cum again… All over your ass.

  49. Beat the Bishop Avatar
    Beat the Bishop

    Christ has died.
    Christ has risen.
    Christ will cum again… All over your ass.

  50. rori Avatar

    haha i like how david compared this to the slaves being set free in the anger it’s caused…a large majority of the anger behind the US civil war was not about the slaves being set free…it was economical. lemme guess…you’re from the south? they sure teach some lame biased history in US schools

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