A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

You know, I’m probably damning myself just for posting this. Larry “Have a sense of humor for Christ’s Sake” Brogan (Tattoo City, Lockport, IL) is probably also damned, and the wearer of this tattoo? Definitely headed for a warmer climate!

Comments

663 responses to “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

  1. sled Avatar
    sled

    it is sad that people find the slightest bit of humor in this. Jesus was in fact a great man and loves us all. He was perfect and to do something to put the image of jesus doing something so wrong is just stupid. This is ignorant and very offensive.

  2. sled Avatar
    sled

    it is sad that people find the slightest bit of humor in this. Jesus was in fact a great man and loves us all. He was perfect and to do something to put the image of jesus doing something so wrong is just stupid. This is ignorant and very offensive.

  3. Marcos Avatar
    Marcos

    “Jesus was in fact a great man and loves us all”
    It looks like he loves HIMSELF a LOT too! 🙂

  4. Marcos Avatar
    Marcos

    “Jesus was in fact a great man and loves us all”
    It looks like he loves HIMSELF a LOT too! 🙂

  5. Marcos Avatar
    Marcos

    “Jesus was in fact a great man and loves us all”
    It looks like he loves HIMSELF a LOT too! 🙂

  6. Nocebo Avatar
    Nocebo

    Sled (#185), what’s wrong with two guys making love?

  7. Nocebo Avatar
    Nocebo

    Sled (#185), what’s wrong with two guys making love?

  8. Nocebo Avatar
    Nocebo

    Sled (#185), what’s wrong with two guys making love?

  9. Humor Blog Avatar

    The Ball-Gag is a really nice touch…

  10. Humor Blog Avatar

    The Ball-Gag is a really nice touch…

  11. Humor Blog Avatar

    The Ball-Gag is a really nice touch…

  12. red_eyes Avatar
    red_eyes

    the absolute funniest tattoo i have ever seen in my life
    i thought it was so funny i showed everyone that stoped by including my extreamly dutch christian buddy all in all he didnt talk to me for a week lol best damn tattoo ever

  13. red_eyes Avatar
    red_eyes

    the absolute funniest tattoo i have ever seen in my life
    i thought it was so funny i showed everyone that stoped by including my extreamly dutch christian buddy all in all he didnt talk to me for a week lol best damn tattoo ever

  14. red_eyes Avatar
    red_eyes

    the absolute funniest tattoo i have ever seen in my life
    i thought it was so funny i showed everyone that stoped by including my extreamly dutch christian buddy all in all he didnt talk to me for a week lol best damn tattoo ever

  15. Mors Avatar
    Mors

    Yep, I’m going to hell too…at least I’ll have good company.

  16. Mors Avatar
    Mors

    Yep, I’m going to hell too…at least I’ll have good company.

  17. Mors Avatar
    Mors

    Yep, I’m going to hell too…at least I’ll have good company.

  18. Danny Boy Avatar
    Danny Boy

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAxD!

    I laughed my ass totally off when i founded that pic:D!

    Hmmm…perhaps i should take that tattoo too, and then go to church and show that to those weak minded fools…hehee!

  19. Danny Boy Avatar
    Danny Boy

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAxD!

    I laughed my ass totally off when i founded that pic:D!

    Hmmm…perhaps i should take that tattoo too, and then go to church and show that to those weak minded fools…hehee!

  20. Danny Boy Avatar
    Danny Boy

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAxD!

    I laughed my ass totally off when i founded that pic:D!

    Hmmm…perhaps i should take that tattoo too, and then go to church and show that to those weak minded fools…hehee!

  21. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    The only one getting fucked in the ass here is whoever paid for this elaborate tattoo. Can you imagine how much it must’ve cost.

    And no reach around, just a bill thank you very much.

  22. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    The only one getting fucked in the ass here is whoever paid for this elaborate tattoo. Can you imagine how much it must’ve cost.

    And no reach around, just a bill thank you very much.

  23. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    The only one getting fucked in the ass here is whoever paid for this elaborate tattoo. Can you imagine how much it must’ve cost.

    And no reach around, just a bill thank you very much.

  24. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    To Mister 180– the Jesuits and the Quakers have done a lot of good, not the least of which was spearheading the Abolitionist movement in England in the late 1700s/early 1800s.

    I’m just saying.

  25. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    To Mister 180– the Jesuits and the Quakers have done a lot of good, not the least of which was spearheading the Abolitionist movement in England in the late 1700s/early 1800s.

    I’m just saying.

  26. pulp Avatar
    pulp

    To Mister 180– the Jesuits and the Quakers have done a lot of good, not the least of which was spearheading the Abolitionist movement in England in the late 1700s/early 1800s.

    I’m just saying.

  27. Blorg Avatar
    Blorg

    It seems that Jesus loves himself a little more than i expected. How interesting.

    Threesome with Jesus? Anyone?

  28. Blorg Avatar
    Blorg

    It seems that Jesus loves himself a little more than i expected. How interesting.

    Threesome with Jesus? Anyone?

  29. Blorg Avatar
    Blorg

    It seems that Jesus loves himself a little more than i expected. How interesting.

    Threesome with Jesus? Anyone?

  30. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    I agree with Amelia (#13). We Christians try to learn something about others’ beliefs, but there is nothing about this particular belief that we can respect.

  31. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    I agree with Amelia (#13). We Christians try to learn something about others’ beliefs, but there is nothing about this particular belief that we can respect.

  32. Mary Avatar
    Mary

    I agree with Amelia (#13). We Christians try to learn something about others’ beliefs, but there is nothing about this particular belief that we can respect.

  33. I fuck Jesus Avatar
    I fuck Jesus

    ROLF! Fucking awesome! The guy who maded this tattoo is genius!

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be AWESOME!

  34. I fuck Jesus Avatar
    I fuck Jesus

    ROLF! Fucking awesome! The guy who maded this tattoo is genius!

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be AWESOME!

  35. I fuck Jesus Avatar
    I fuck Jesus

    ROLF! Fucking awesome! The guy who maded this tattoo is genius!

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be AWESOME!

  36. Pätä Pätä Avatar
    Pätä Pätä

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be awesome!

  37. Pätä Pätä Avatar
    Pätä Pätä

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be awesome!

  38. Pätä Pätä Avatar
    Pätä Pätä

    Now we need “Jesus fucking God with Holy Spirit involved” threesome tattoo. That would be awesome!

  39. sam Avatar
    sam

    ok i love tattoo’s and peircings but thats just not kewl im a christian and i never judge or make fun of others for there beliefs so i think we deserve the same respect i think this person needs to grow up a bit and have a bit more respect for other people!

  40. sam Avatar
    sam

    ok i love tattoo’s and peircings but thats just not kewl im a christian and i never judge or make fun of others for there beliefs so i think we deserve the same respect i think this person needs to grow up a bit and have a bit more respect for other people!

  41. sam Avatar
    sam

    ok i love tattoo’s and peircings but thats just not kewl im a christian and i never judge or make fun of others for there beliefs so i think we deserve the same respect i think this person needs to grow up a bit and have a bit more respect for other people!

  42. Louie Avatar

    This is abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Louie Avatar

    This is abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Louie Avatar

    This is abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

  45. liz Avatar
    liz

    hahahhaha

  46. liz Avatar
    liz

    hahahhaha

  47. liz Avatar
    liz

    hahahhaha

  48. someone Avatar
    someone

    The picture itself is pretty funny, but I honestly think permenently getting that inked into your skin is going a bit far…

  49. someone Avatar
    someone

    The picture itself is pretty funny, but I honestly think permenently getting that inked into your skin is going a bit far…

  50. someone Avatar
    someone

    The picture itself is pretty funny, but I honestly think permenently getting that inked into your skin is going a bit far…

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