Local hooker: “When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.“
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Not a profound performance?
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37 responses to “Not a profound performance?”
Ummmm please tell me it was the “can” that was neatly photoshopped in to the picture… if so sweety you where darn bored…
EEEW! That toilet does NOT look like that in real life!
What do you mean? Modblog == RealLife.
Awesome action shot. The thought of somebody making the >_
Too bad the photo wasn’t taken a few seconds earlier to catch the spray 😉
hahahahahaha hilarity
Oh man, that place looks dirty… but maybe my perception is tainted by the excrement stained toilet…
haha. poo. hahaha.
why does this pic make me laugh?
i WILL be a grownup someday, and not find bodily functions hilarious…
then again…prolly not.
hehehehe it will aways be fuuny 😛
hahaha! I guess I’m with owned, only I refuse to grow up. That shit’s funny. Get it? Oh I slay me.
‘owned’ stated it perfectly haha
i’ve been waiting for this perfect shot. i was hoping for an action shot too. 🙁 but 🙂
Dammit I would not let him use my toilet if he’s gonna make that kinda mess….
very funny tho lol 🙂
yeah i’m not so impressed….but each to their own…hope he enjoyed it….
he should’ve been shitting on someone. that would’ve been funny.
Oh, fuck! I hate white socks:)
haha white socks…sexy!!!!!!
is that blood or shit that shannon photoshopped?
Looks like there’s a whole colony of beavers in their brains.
i dont get it.
man…its not like you couldn’t just unhook the ropes for 5 minutes then go back. Hooks are NOT going to hinder THAT process. This is in extremely poor taste, not to mention GROSS!!
Bahaha! Brilliant!
For some reason the white socks amuse me the most in this picture.
What a fucking embarassment to suspension and the people who respect it as the ritual it is.
Says alot about someone that they have no clue how to represent themself. Absolute fuckin’ loser in my opinion!!
i could care less what you think i had a great time with it and to me that is all that matters
Needs the caption:
“The worst toilet in Scotland”
Oh I can promise you that there are much, MUCH worse toilets in Scotland!
I love how guys keep their socks on for everything…
For the record the toilet is clean, the original pic is on my page if you like. The blood and shit was photoshoped in by someone who is not a member or a representative of the local hookers suspension team. As far as this being an embarassment to the “ritual” of suspension really, not everyone has to light incense to make things spiritual. Suspension is done for a ton of different reasons and some of us actually find it to be a fun and playfull activity. Looking at it from a playfull stand point, seizing the oportunity to take a funny picture that the suspendee can laugh at later on should be totally exceptable. Like I said, the toilet was clean, the dude isn’t actually shitting while suspending. AZL, don’t take life so seriously.
I assume it is obvious that both the image is photoshopped (by me) and the quote is a joke from the entry’s text. That said, it’s not as if the punchline wasn’t well set up in advance!!!
PS. Who wants to place bets on when the first ACTUAL taking a crap while suspending photos come in?
Now you’ve said that, within the next week.
I love it when people can have fun with something that the serious folk had been nearly destroying for the rest of us.
Not everyone finds suspension to be a ritual, spiritual, transcendental, a right of passage, intense, what the fuck ever. A lot of us are just having fun.
Don’t take life so seriously. You’ll ruin it for yourself.
I have to agree with CutThroat, I’d like to try suspension one day just as something fun to try, and i have to say that although that its the more casual (not staged) photos that drew me, it’s good to see something funny and have a laugh every now and again
i agree
hah! 😛
hahahaha, it was so funny
Haha that is awesome
And I love Mike for that comment, trainspotting is one of my favourite movies
I would do the hover too, did you see the condition of that toilet?
is that a bear on the background?