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Celtic Colonel Sanders Tattoo

Written by

Shannon Larratt

I just got this email from Ryan at Precision Body Arts, and had to share it right away —

Subject: a weird ass KFC tattoo

This was so bizarre I had to send it along. Nik Kelley (iam:rabid muntjac) got bored here and drew up a KFC Colonel Sanders made out of Celtic chickens, then he somehow talked one of his friends into getting it tattooed on him that same day.

-Ryan

Comments

252 responses to “Celtic Colonel Sanders Tattoo”

  1. outsider Avatar
    outsider

    My first thought on seeing it is that their wings looks like the way Mayans wrote zero.

  2. outsider Avatar
    outsider

    My first thought on seeing it is that their wings looks like the way Mayans wrote zero.

  3. outsider Avatar
    outsider

    My first thought on seeing it is that their wings looks like the way Mayans wrote zero.

  4. outsider Avatar
    outsider

    My first thought on seeing it is that their wings looks like the way Mayans wrote zero.

  5. stormy Avatar
    stormy

    Very rad

  6. stormy Avatar
    stormy

    Very rad

  7. stormy Avatar
    stormy

    Very rad

  8. stormy Avatar
    stormy

    Very rad

  9. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    that is wonderfully tackky

  10. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    that is wonderfully tackky

  11. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    that is wonderfully tackky

  12. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    that is wonderfully tackky

  13. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    I would do it.

  14. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    I would do it.

  15. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    I would do it.

  16. akaronniedobbs Avatar
    akaronniedobbs

    I would do it.

  17. Original_sly Avatar
    Original_sly

    I love KFC so much I would’ve got this tattooed in a heartbeat lol

  18. Original_sly Avatar
    Original_sly

    I love KFC so much I would’ve got this tattooed in a heartbeat lol

  19. Original_sly Avatar
    Original_sly

    I love KFC so much I would’ve got this tattooed in a heartbeat lol

  20. Original_sly Avatar
    Original_sly

    I love KFC so much I would’ve got this tattooed in a heartbeat lol

  21. Venomous Intellect Avatar
    Venomous Intellect

    Fuck KFC!!! They literally support animal torture. I am truly disgusted that another mindless person would get that kind of filth tattooed on them. This tattoo is no better than the goldenpalace.com tattoos.

    It may be worse because of what they do to chickens.

    Also, the food at KFC and all those places is very bad. It is literally the worst thing one could eat. (I think pure shit may be more nutritious).

    If an animal is going to be killed for food it deserves to be treated with dignity. Not kicked around like a football…………….Wake the fuck up people!!!!!!!

  22. Venomous Intellect Avatar
    Venomous Intellect

    Fuck KFC!!! They literally support animal torture. I am truly disgusted that another mindless person would get that kind of filth tattooed on them. This tattoo is no better than the goldenpalace.com tattoos.

    It may be worse because of what they do to chickens.

    Also, the food at KFC and all those places is very bad. It is literally the worst thing one could eat. (I think pure shit may be more nutritious).

    If an animal is going to be killed for food it deserves to be treated with dignity. Not kicked around like a football…………….Wake the fuck up people!!!!!!!

  23. Venomous Intellect Avatar
    Venomous Intellect

    Fuck KFC!!! They literally support animal torture. I am truly disgusted that another mindless person would get that kind of filth tattooed on them. This tattoo is no better than the goldenpalace.com tattoos.

    It may be worse because of what they do to chickens.

    Also, the food at KFC and all those places is very bad. It is literally the worst thing one could eat. (I think pure shit may be more nutritious).

    If an animal is going to be killed for food it deserves to be treated with dignity. Not kicked around like a football…………….Wake the fuck up people!!!!!!!

  24. Venomous Intellect Avatar
    Venomous Intellect

    Fuck KFC!!! They literally support animal torture. I am truly disgusted that another mindless person would get that kind of filth tattooed on them. This tattoo is no better than the goldenpalace.com tattoos.

    It may be worse because of what they do to chickens.

    Also, the food at KFC and all those places is very bad. It is literally the worst thing one could eat. (I think pure shit may be more nutritious).

    If an animal is going to be killed for food it deserves to be treated with dignity. Not kicked around like a football…………….Wake the fuck up people!!!!!!!

  25. Max Brand Avatar
    Max Brand

    KFC is so tasty. The Mashed Potato Chicken Bowl is amazing! Life is to short and insignificant to care.

  26. Max Brand Avatar
    Max Brand

    KFC is so tasty. The Mashed Potato Chicken Bowl is amazing! Life is to short and insignificant to care.

  27. Max Brand Avatar
    Max Brand

    KFC is so tasty. The Mashed Potato Chicken Bowl is amazing! Life is to short and insignificant to care.

  28. Max Brand Avatar
    Max Brand

    KFC is so tasty. The Mashed Potato Chicken Bowl is amazing! Life is to short and insignificant to care.

  29. Rev. C. Cline Avatar
    Rev. C. Cline

    I am the one that got this tattoo…I love KFC…fuck chickens they deserve to be fucking tortured…What dumb shits run around with no heads….fuck you eat meat asshole…

  30. Rev. C. Cline Avatar
    Rev. C. Cline

    I am the one that got this tattoo…I love KFC…fuck chickens they deserve to be fucking tortured…What dumb shits run around with no heads….fuck you eat meat asshole…

  31. Rev. C. Cline Avatar
    Rev. C. Cline

    I am the one that got this tattoo…I love KFC…fuck chickens they deserve to be fucking tortured…What dumb shits run around with no heads….fuck you eat meat asshole…

  32. Rev. C. Cline Avatar
    Rev. C. Cline

    I am the one that got this tattoo…I love KFC…fuck chickens they deserve to be fucking tortured…What dumb shits run around with no heads….fuck you eat meat asshole…

  33. aj Avatar
    aj

    i bet u didnt know that he gave 10% of kfc’s profits to the kkk or that hes a fraid of chickens. and honestly, ur retarded, i would advise u to get that removed as soon as possible. were u high when u got that? does that even have any meaning?

  34. aj Avatar
    aj

    i bet u didnt know that he gave 10% of kfc’s profits to the kkk or that hes a fraid of chickens. and honestly, ur retarded, i would advise u to get that removed as soon as possible. were u high when u got that? does that even have any meaning?

  35. aj Avatar
    aj

    i bet u didnt know that he gave 10% of kfc’s profits to the kkk or that hes a fraid of chickens. and honestly, ur retarded, i would advise u to get that removed as soon as possible. were u high when u got that? does that even have any meaning?

  36. aj Avatar
    aj

    i bet u didnt know that he gave 10% of kfc’s profits to the kkk or that hes a fraid of chickens. and honestly, ur retarded, i would advise u to get that removed as soon as possible. were u high when u got that? does that even have any meaning?

  37. aj Avatar
    aj

    #63 ur retarded u just contradicted urself dumbass!

  38. aj Avatar
    aj

    #63 ur retarded u just contradicted urself dumbass!

  39. aj Avatar
    aj

    #63 ur retarded u just contradicted urself dumbass!

  40. aj Avatar
    aj

    #63 ur retarded u just contradicted urself dumbass!

  41. aj Avatar
    aj

    great comment # 51 i am doing a project on him and thats my title of it.props.

  42. aj Avatar
    aj

    great comment # 51 i am doing a project on him and thats my title of it.props.

  43. aj Avatar
    aj

    great comment # 51 i am doing a project on him and thats my title of it.props.

  44. aj Avatar
    aj

    great comment # 51 i am doing a project on him and thats my title of it.props.

  45. Tom P Avatar
    Tom P

    Col. Sanders was great. Fried Chicken is great. Anybody would be lucky to do as well in life as he did, and at an advanced age.

  46. Tom P Avatar
    Tom P

    Col. Sanders was great. Fried Chicken is great. Anybody would be lucky to do as well in life as he did, and at an advanced age.

  47. Tom P Avatar
    Tom P

    Col. Sanders was great. Fried Chicken is great. Anybody would be lucky to do as well in life as he did, and at an advanced age.

  48. Tom P Avatar
    Tom P

    Col. Sanders was great. Fried Chicken is great. Anybody would be lucky to do as well in life as he did, and at an advanced age.

  49. betfair loophole Avatar
    betfair loophole

    Just what I needed to take the edge off after a intense day. Great prose that really gets the point covered. Thank you for sharing.

  50. betfair loophole Avatar
    betfair loophole

    Just what I needed to take the edge off after a intense day. Great prose that really gets the point covered. Thank you for sharing.

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