Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!
“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”
PS. Do you love my censoring or what?
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348 responses to “Finger mustaches are for pussies”
hahah…lol yeah they have gotten a bit out of control…lol
hahah…lol yeah they have gotten a bit out of control…lol
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
Are they at a library?
Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.
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Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…
Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…