A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Finger mustaches are for pussies

Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!

“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”

PS. Do you love my censoring or what?

Comments

348 responses to “Finger mustaches are for pussies”

  1. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    hahah…lol yeah they have gotten a bit out of control…lol

  2. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    hahah…lol yeah they have gotten a bit out of control…lol

  3. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  4. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  5. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  6. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  7. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  8. kitchee Avatar
    kitchee

    Oops, wait a minute. I think that’s just your leg hair in front that’s making your balls look so hairy!

  9. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  10. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  11. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  12. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  13. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  14. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Are they at a library?

    Yeah, ’cause people don’t own books.

  15. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  16. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  17. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  18. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  19. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  20. bravemenrun Avatar
    bravemenrun

    Argh.

  21. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  22. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  23. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  24. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  25. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  26. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    Not a big fan of the finger mustache tattoos, but this actually seems really cute. Just please please promise we never have to see the dirty sanchez mustache on anyone’s dick.

  27. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  28. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  29. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  30. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  31. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  32. Owen Blacker Avatar

    Awesome censoring work. Like the anonymous poster in #46 before me, I’m not a big fan of this kind of inkwork, but seeing it on a guy’s dick is kinda funny :o)

  33. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  34. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  35. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  36. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  37. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  38. Marshall Avatar

    Dan – You get a gold star for your commitment to comedic tattooing.

  39. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  40. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  41. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  42. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  43. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  44. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    Hilarious tattoo, DTM! Your peen isn’t small, but the modesty’s refreshing. Also, I smiled seeing the Gregory Maguire books behind you. If you don’t mind my asking, how’s Lost? I’ve been skirting around buying it for a while.

  45. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

  46. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

  47. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

  48. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

  49. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

  50. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    Its the only one in the series I wasn’t totally thrilled with..
    It took me a while to get through it. I kept loosing interest and putting in down and opting for something else…
    It basically took the whole book to find out a subplot that seems like if it was put in earlier, you might have wanted to pay more attention…

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