A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Finger mustaches are for pussies

Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!

“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”

PS. Do you love my censoring or what?

Comments

348 responses to “Finger mustaches are for pussies”

  1. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  2. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  3. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  4. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  5. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  6. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM – Thankyou for clearing that up 🙂

  7. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  8. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  9. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  10. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  11. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  12. secretdesiresx Avatar

    wow she does look young

  13. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  14. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  15. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  16. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  17. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  18. secretdesiresx Avatar

    ps that’s not an insult. just a comment.

  19. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  20. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  21. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  22. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  23. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  24. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that censoring job made me laugh harder than the tatto itself! and that bookshelf looks a lot like mine!

  25. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  26. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  27. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  28. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  29. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  30. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    I actually do think Im small in comparison to other men…
    I feel I have that problem that most women have.. If you compare yourself to a magazine you come up short…

  31. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  32. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  33. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  34. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  35. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  36. Mulch Avatar

    Cool tattoo.

    I must say I am kind of sad that Shannon did not incorporate the modblog.bmezine.com onto one of the book spines.

  37. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  38. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  39. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  40. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  41. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  42. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    DTM, its not always the size that matters.
    A lot of men prolly have a whopper and crap in bed.
    Not as im saying your small of course.
    Actually I think u have a very nice one lol 🙂

  43. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  44. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  45. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  46. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  47. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  48. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    I don’t really know what I would make of the cockstache if taken out of context.

  49. Max Avatar

    i hope she swallowed that fucker right after you took this pic!…..

  50. Max Avatar

    i hope she swallowed that fucker right after you took this pic!…..

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