Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!
“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”
PS. Do you love my censoring or what?
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348 responses to “Finger mustaches are for pussies”
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉
Its not small silly 🙂
Its not small silly 🙂
Its not small silly 🙂
Its not small silly 🙂
Its not small silly 🙂
Its not small silly 🙂
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!
#14′s favourite word is cliche
#14′s favourite word is cliche
#14′s favourite word is cliche
#14′s favourite word is cliche
#14′s favourite word is cliche
#14′s favourite word is cliche
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂
Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!
And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.
i dont think it is small at all
also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.