A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Finger mustaches are for pussies

Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!

“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”

PS. Do you love my censoring or what?

Comments

348 responses to “Finger mustaches are for pussies”

  1. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  2. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  3. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  4. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  5. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  6. Malice Alice Avatar
    Malice Alice

    And good skin, Em, don’t forget that nice skin. I think it’s totally cute and she doesn’t
    look anywhere near 12. I’m probably bias because I’m 18 and still get the ‘what are you, 12?’ thing too. We redheads just can’t catch a break. Except when it comes to the skin. I also like the uneven-ness. Totally cockstache wagglerific. I would pose for a picture with that baby.

  7. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  8. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  9. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  10. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  11. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  12. Toser Avatar
    Toser

    she looks so young cause yer all so damn old!!!!!! 😉 😉 😉

  13. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  14. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  15. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  16. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  17. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  18. Zar Avatar
    Zar

    Its not small silly 🙂

  19. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  20. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  21. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  22. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  23. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  24. Bri Bri Avatar
    Bri Bri

    Yea thats me in the pic. No I’m not twelve, nor a boy; my boobs are way too big for either idea to be a possibility. Yes I look young, but to say 12 is just to be an asshole because the topic of penis size was already done. And yes Max, depsite the freshness of the tattoo I did swallow that fucker as soon I was assured that it was okay!

  25. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  26. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  27. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  28. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  29. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  30. miketheshoe Avatar
    miketheshoe

    #14′s favourite word is cliche

  31. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  32. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  33. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  34. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  35. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  36. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    yes the Mustache tattoo is cliche, but not when its on my dick.. It becomes something completly different thank you

  37. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  38. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  39. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  40. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  41. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  42. Nolan Avatar

    No that dick isnt small not that I’ve seen many 🙂

    Yes I wish I had a TINY dick if it got me girls like the one pictured!!

    And well done fro having the literal balls to tatoo your own piece…on your piece!

  43. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

  44. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

  45. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

  46. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

  47. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

  48. Kameron Avatar
    Kameron

    i dont think it is small at all
    also… this tattoo is quite nice… i bet it looks akward when it isnt being held up in front of someones face though… lol… just a lone stache on the side of a penis.

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