LexTalonis got this Dirty Sanchez finger tattoo as a “protest to the overdone finger mustache tattoos”. In return, I hear his girlfriend has left him as a protest to the poo smear tattoo (j/k). Tattoo by Jason Von Victor at Marlowe Ink in Fairfax, VA.
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100 responses to ““Poop smear” tattoo”
I don’t blame his girlfriend for leaving him. That’s a really nasty tattoo.
I don’t blame his girlfriend for leaving him. That’s a really nasty tattoo.
Yuck that really is nasty, I would not want him making me a sandwich even tho its a tattoo.
Yuck that really is nasty, I would not want him making me a sandwich even tho its a tattoo.
hilarious
hilarious
eww 😛
eww 😛
sweet
sweet
What.The.Hell.
What.The.Hell.
poopie!
poopie!
Viva Sean’s Revolution!
Viva Sean’s Revolution!
Sean is a god that’s all there is to it.
Long live Sean 🙂
and it looks just as realistic in person.
Sean is a god that’s all there is to it.
Long live Sean 🙂
and it looks just as realistic in person.
People won’t shake your hand or let you make them a sandwhich because of a tattoo? (As if you would in the first place …)
I’d make a sandwhich with you Sean.
Preferably you between me and some hottie girl.
People won’t shake your hand or let you make them a sandwhich because of a tattoo? (As if you would in the first place …)
I’d make a sandwhich with you Sean.
Preferably you between me and some hottie girl.
I am so disappointed with you Sean… I mean, why the hell would you get a tattoo that makes the people around you and yourself laugh everytime they see it? I mean, seriously, every single tattoo should reflect a deep meaningfull moment in ones life. Your drunk and mastubating budda, now thats deep. A girl blowing her brains out over the though of not having you? A real life moment, captured in tattoo form. And lets not forget your “Bitch Please” on your backhand. With that, you don’t EVER have to tell them hoes twice.
But a Dirty Sanchez tattoo? You make me sick. Thats why I left you Sean. It was just too far. I thought you were a better person then that. Do you think that life is fun? It always has to be serious…Didn’t you know that when you have a tattoo, it makes you who you are.
Dirty, Dirty Sanchez…
I am so disappointed with you Sean… I mean, why the hell would you get a tattoo that makes the people around you and yourself laugh everytime they see it? I mean, seriously, every single tattoo should reflect a deep meaningfull moment in ones life. Your drunk and mastubating budda, now thats deep. A girl blowing her brains out over the though of not having you? A real life moment, captured in tattoo form. And lets not forget your “Bitch Please” on your backhand. With that, you don’t EVER have to tell them hoes twice.
But a Dirty Sanchez tattoo? You make me sick. Thats why I left you Sean. It was just too far. I thought you were a better person then that. Do you think that life is fun? It always has to be serious…Didn’t you know that when you have a tattoo, it makes you who you are.
Dirty, Dirty Sanchez…
Seriously, this is one of the best things I have ever seen.
Everyone talking shit: You’re just jealous, but that’s okay.
Seriously, this is one of the best things I have ever seen.
Everyone talking shit: You’re just jealous, but that’s okay.
Shawn, actually I didn’t break up with you over the tattoo, it was a lie. I really broke up with you because of your small penis.
Shawn, actually I didn’t break up with you over the tattoo, it was a lie. I really broke up with you because of your small penis.
*And another reason was my obvious inability to spell you name correctly…. SEAN
*And another reason was my obvious inability to spell you name correctly…. SEAN
Awwwwww… man, that awful, i love it. He ought to dare people to lick his finger.
Awwwwww… man, that awful, i love it. He ought to dare people to lick his finger.
it’s the best tattoo ever.
everyone else just wishes they had thought of it first. ;]
it’s the best tattoo ever.
everyone else just wishes they had thought of it first. ;]
Love has no fury like a woman scorned lol 🙂
Love has no fury like a woman scorned lol 🙂
Can I smell your finger?
Can I smell your finger?
Ryan, let’s not forget the corndog. Trailer Park Sushi…. Yum!!!
= P
Ryan, let’s not forget the corndog. Trailer Park Sushi…. Yum!!!
= P
Hahaha. Nice one…
:oD
Hahaha. Nice one…
:oD
“So daddy, when are you going to tell me the story about your shit-stain tattoo?”
Haha. This shit is awesome. Hahaha….
“So daddy, when are you going to tell me the story about your shit-stain tattoo?”
Haha. This shit is awesome. Hahaha….
The shittiest tattoo ever. Literally. Hahaha, no seriously though… I fucking love it!!!
The shittiest tattoo ever. Literally. Hahaha, no seriously though… I fucking love it!!!
I like it… I would have added a wee piece of corn for realism.
I like it… I would have added a wee piece of corn for realism.
Our salvation from stagnation is mocking imitation!
Our salvation from stagnation is mocking imitation!
My uncontrollable reaction was “Ohhhh nooo!!!” lol… Looks realistic tho.
My uncontrollable reaction was “Ohhhh nooo!!!” lol… Looks realistic tho.