A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Oh, hey Satan.

Didn’t know you were stopping by.
Yeah, I guess it’s ok if you want to watch TV for a while.
Is this your laundry?

But all joking aside, The Hektik1‘s young daughter Ava couldn’t even be in the same room as him with that makeup on. Maybe that’s only funny if you’re a parent, I don’t know, but it’s really funny…

Comments

13 responses to “Oh, hey Satan.”

  1. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    Haha..
    I remember being about 6, and my sister was 3. My dad always had worn a full beard. One night he decided to shave it all off. I remember vividly how extremely upsetting this was to both me and my sister. We burst into tears and were scared to go near him for probably a few days.

  2. Milosh Avatar
    Milosh

    “How’s life treatin’ ya, Satan?”

    “Oh, you know. Same as always.”

    “Yep.”

    *cracks open a can of beer*

    *changes television channel*

  3. paperscratcher Avatar

    in response to the first comment:

    my father has always had a mustache, he shaved it off one day this summer, to my suprise and when i walked into the house i screamed, turned around, walked out and started crying. im 21.

  4. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    I just think this looks painful like hes a burn victim .. ow

  5. J Avatar
    J

    I thought that it was burns too. Still it looks really neat knowing that it isn’t burns.

  6. Sixums Avatar

    #’s 4 and 5: That just denotes a kick ass makeup job. XP

  7. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    Looks like a devil-preist with that shirt on

  8. leslielotuspetal Avatar
    leslielotuspetal

    Parents always get a kick out of scaring their kids.
    It’s just not right man. *sniffles* Just not…

  9. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    my dad had a hardcore beard for the first 10 years of my life too… when he shaved it i wasnt scared or startled at all in that way, but i was reeeally surprised how young he looked without all the hair on his face.

    oh and hey Satan! hows it goin

  10. Yom Avatar
    Yom

    If that was a burns victim he’d have to have a pretty good sence of humor to sport the horns. 😛

  11. Mulch Avatar

    My dad has always had a beard and just recently I convinced him to let me shave it into a goatee. After some negotiating I won. Kinda scary at first because I was the one shaving it but all in all it turned out just fine.

  12. L1ZZARD Avatar

    Beware of the false Satan!

  13. mela Avatar
    mela

    “But all joking aside, The Hektik1’s young daughter Ava couldn’t even be in the same room as him with that makeup on. Maybe that’s only funny if you’re a parent, I don’t know, but it’s really funny…”

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