A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Now where’d I put that wrench?

This is why you don’t fix your car in the nude… or maybe you should?

Comments

56 responses to “Now where’d I put that wrench?”

  1. aLifeWellWasted Avatar
    aLifeWellWasted

    I cant help but think Michael Richards.

  2. aLifeWellWasted Avatar
    aLifeWellWasted

    I cant help but think Michael Richards.

  3. aLifeWellWasted Avatar
    aLifeWellWasted

    I cant help but think Michael Richards.

  4. aLifeWellWasted Avatar
    aLifeWellWasted

    I cant help but think Michael Richards.

  5. kawaface Avatar

    i think it would be tricky to wrench that way…but maybe i am just not agile enough!

  6. kawaface Avatar

    i think it would be tricky to wrench that way…but maybe i am just not agile enough!

  7. kawaface Avatar

    i think it would be tricky to wrench that way…but maybe i am just not agile enough!

  8. kawaface Avatar

    i think it would be tricky to wrench that way…but maybe i am just not agile enough!

  9. SNR Avatar

    ooo if you got that caught you could really wrench something!

  10. SNR Avatar

    ooo if you got that caught you could really wrench something!

  11. SNR Avatar

    ooo if you got that caught you could really wrench something!

  12. SNR Avatar

    ooo if you got that caught you could really wrench something!

  13. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly he’s adjusting his crank.

  14. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly he’s adjusting his crank.

  15. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly he’s adjusting his crank.

  16. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly he’s adjusting his crank.

  17. SNR Avatar

    Or loosening his nuts 😉

  18. SNR Avatar

    Or loosening his nuts 😉

  19. SNR Avatar

    Or loosening his nuts 😉

  20. SNR Avatar

    Or loosening his nuts 😉

  21. ummjon Avatar

    hahaha. my vote for favourite Modblog caption yet… is going to this one.

  22. ummjon Avatar

    hahaha. my vote for favourite Modblog caption yet… is going to this one.

  23. ummjon Avatar

    hahaha. my vote for favourite Modblog caption yet… is going to this one.

  24. ummjon Avatar

    hahaha. my vote for favourite Modblog caption yet… is going to this one.

  25. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    the wrench is made out of metal… and metal things can be cold… coldness inside the butt, it must feel pretty weird

  26. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    the wrench is made out of metal… and metal things can be cold… coldness inside the butt, it must feel pretty weird

  27. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    the wrench is made out of metal… and metal things can be cold… coldness inside the butt, it must feel pretty weird

  28. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    the wrench is made out of metal… and metal things can be cold… coldness inside the butt, it must feel pretty weird

  29. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    @7: However, since metal changes temperature really fast, and he’s sticking it in a very warm place, that sensation was probably quite short lived.

  30. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    @7: However, since metal changes temperature really fast, and he’s sticking it in a very warm place, that sensation was probably quite short lived.

  31. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    @7: However, since metal changes temperature really fast, and he’s sticking it in a very warm place, that sensation was probably quite short lived.

  32. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    @7: However, since metal changes temperature really fast, and he’s sticking it in a very warm place, that sensation was probably quite short lived.

  33. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    that looks amusing 😛

  34. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    that looks amusing 😛

  35. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    that looks amusing 😛

  36. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    that looks amusing 😛

  37. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You know you’ve been hanging around BME too long when the first thing you notice about this photo is how hairy the ass is, THEN about 2 seconds later realise there’s a spanner (sorry, wrench, I’m english ok?) in said ass. hehe

  38. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You know you’ve been hanging around BME too long when the first thing you notice about this photo is how hairy the ass is, THEN about 2 seconds later realise there’s a spanner (sorry, wrench, I’m english ok?) in said ass. hehe

  39. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You know you’ve been hanging around BME too long when the first thing you notice about this photo is how hairy the ass is, THEN about 2 seconds later realise there’s a spanner (sorry, wrench, I’m english ok?) in said ass. hehe

  40. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You know you’ve been hanging around BME too long when the first thing you notice about this photo is how hairy the ass is, THEN about 2 seconds later realise there’s a spanner (sorry, wrench, I’m english ok?) in said ass. hehe

  41. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    What a way not your lose your spanner, and such BIG balls.
    I just hope he doesnt cough or sneeze or said spanner will be lost for ever, maybe he has a spare lol :))

  42. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    What a way not your lose your spanner, and such BIG balls.
    I just hope he doesnt cough or sneeze or said spanner will be lost for ever, maybe he has a spare lol :))

  43. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    What a way not your lose your spanner, and such BIG balls.
    I just hope he doesnt cough or sneeze or said spanner will be lost for ever, maybe he has a spare lol :))

  44. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    What a way not your lose your spanner, and such BIG balls.
    I just hope he doesnt cough or sneeze or said spanner will be lost for ever, maybe he has a spare lol :))

  45. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    Or maybe he is a robot in a human disguise and he has to repair something in there 🙂

  46. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    Or maybe he is a robot in a human disguise and he has to repair something in there 🙂

  47. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    Or maybe he is a robot in a human disguise and he has to repair something in there 🙂

  48. uuu Avatar
    uuu

    Or maybe he is a robot in a human disguise and he has to repair something in there 🙂

  49. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    Maybe his nuts need adjusting lol

  50. ÈMþRê§§ Avatar
    ÈMþRê§§

    Maybe his nuts need adjusting lol

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