“KISS HER WHERE SHE PEES”, as tattooed by King Ron at Halo Tattoo.
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Spelling and grammatical errors in tattoos make the baby Jesus cry.
Spelling and grammatical errors in tattoos make the baby Jesus cry.
she pee is
she pee is
haha i noticed that too. that’s pretty terrible to not grammar check your tattoo.
haha i noticed that too. that’s pretty terrible to not grammar check your tattoo.
ewww dripping menstrual blood
ewww dripping menstrual blood
Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this..
Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this..
yeah its pretty gross. it definitely is made worse by the “PEE’S!”
yeah its pretty gross. it definitely is made worse by the “PEE’S!”
oh I didn’t know that was blood. I thought it was pee; figured she was into watersports. The heart-shaped body isn’t that symmetrical though.
oh I didn’t know that was blood. I thought it was pee; figured she was into watersports. The heart-shaped body isn’t that symmetrical though.
She should hook up with that Japanese guy with the vag tattoo collection
She should hook up with that Japanese guy with the vag tattoo collection
Even if it is menstrual blood, and I think it probably is urine given the banner, why is that gross? The vast majority of people with cunts bleed rather, er, regularly.
It’s strange to me that people should find that icky. Inconveniently messy, maybe. Unattractive? Okay, though personally I think blood is hot… the best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman who was menstruating. Blood all over the place = yay. But okay, maybe that’s not your thing.
But icky/ewy? Errrr… no.
Even if it is menstrual blood, and I think it probably is urine given the banner, why is that gross? The vast majority of people with cunts bleed rather, er, regularly.
It’s strange to me that people should find that icky. Inconveniently messy, maybe. Unattractive? Okay, though personally I think blood is hot… the best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman who was menstruating. Blood all over the place = yay. But okay, maybe that’s not your thing.
But icky/ewy? Errrr… no.
This looks like a right side rib tattoo. Wouldn’t it be funny if the left side said “Kiss her where she poo[‘]s!”?
This looks like a right side rib tattoo. Wouldn’t it be funny if the left side said “Kiss her where she poo[‘]s!”?
I take it shes a good friend of Colonel Angus
I take it shes a good friend of Colonel Angus
I think it’s sweet…
I think it’s sweet…
Maybe her next one should be “Eats shoots and Leaves”.
There is no excuse for poor grammar.
Maybe her next one should be “Eats shoots and Leaves”.
There is no excuse for poor grammar.
I like the idea, it would be better if more expertly executed . Correct spelling is also a plus.
Of course really bad tattoos like this are awesome in their own way.
This is the root of modern tattoing, people.
I like the idea, it would be better if more expertly executed . Correct spelling is also a plus.
Of course really bad tattoos like this are awesome in their own way.
This is the root of modern tattoing, people.
Giles, we are soulmates.
Giles, we are soulmates.
Lol, that’s true… especially PERMANENT poor grammar. The sentiment’s good though 🙂
Lol, that’s true… especially PERMANENT poor grammar. The sentiment’s good though 🙂
“There is no excuse for poor grammar.”
Poor education? That’s one excuse.
“There is no excuse for poor grammar.”
Poor education? That’s one excuse.
teehee.
teehee.
heh, I like it 😛
heh, I like it 😛
Donna,
Poor grasp of grammar is acceptable among clients but, to my mind, not among tattooists who permanently ink phrases onto bodies.
Donna,
Poor grasp of grammar is acceptable among clients but, to my mind, not among tattooists who permanently ink phrases onto bodies.
that made me laugh uncontrolably even before i noticed the grammar mistake… which made me laugh even more! i love this one!
that made me laugh uncontrolably even before i noticed the grammar mistake… which made me laugh even more! i love this one!
I agree, if the customer didn’t know the difference the artist should have still caught it.
That being said I like the idea as much as I can without actually being into watersports.
And the lopsidedness of the heart is actually a kind of imperfection that I appreciate – in this tattoo at least.
I agree, if the customer didn’t know the difference the artist should have still caught it.
That being said I like the idea as much as I can without actually being into watersports.
And the lopsidedness of the heart is actually a kind of imperfection that I appreciate – in this tattoo at least.
This one took a double-take.
This one took a double-take.
S baby, the comment I was replying to didn’t make any reference to tattoos when they said ‘there is no excuse for poor grammar’.
I wholeheartedly agree that there is no excuse for poor grammar in tattoos, as any lettering should be checked, checked again and then checked once more before being tattooed.
S baby, the comment I was replying to didn’t make any reference to tattoos when they said ‘there is no excuse for poor grammar’.
I wholeheartedly agree that there is no excuse for poor grammar in tattoos, as any lettering should be checked, checked again and then checked once more before being tattooed.
I’ll be goddamned if the first thought I had was that the poor heart had a UTI.
I’ll be goddamned if the first thought I had was that the poor heart had a UTI.