A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Seems like decent advice

“KISS HER WHERE SHE PEES”, as tattooed by King Ron at Halo Tattoo.

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60 responses to “Seems like decent advice”

  1. Jordan Avatar

    Spelling and grammatical errors in tattoos make the baby Jesus cry.

  2. Jordan Avatar

    Spelling and grammatical errors in tattoos make the baby Jesus cry.

  3. eese Avatar

    haha i noticed that too. that’s pretty terrible to not grammar check your tattoo.

  4. eese Avatar

    haha i noticed that too. that’s pretty terrible to not grammar check your tattoo.

  5. falldown Avatar

    ewww dripping menstrual blood

  6. falldown Avatar

    ewww dripping menstrual blood

  7. Lisa Avatar

    Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this..

  8. Lisa Avatar

    Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this..

  9. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    yeah its pretty gross. it definitely is made worse by the “PEE’S!”

  10. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    yeah its pretty gross. it definitely is made worse by the “PEE’S!”

  11. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    oh I didn’t know that was blood. I thought it was pee; figured she was into watersports. The heart-shaped body isn’t that symmetrical though.

  12. lilish Avatar
    lilish

    oh I didn’t know that was blood. I thought it was pee; figured she was into watersports. The heart-shaped body isn’t that symmetrical though.

  13. Uncle JimBo Avatar
    Uncle JimBo

    She should hook up with that Japanese guy with the vag tattoo collection

  14. Uncle JimBo Avatar
    Uncle JimBo

    She should hook up with that Japanese guy with the vag tattoo collection

  15. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    Even if it is menstrual blood, and I think it probably is urine given the banner, why is that gross? The vast majority of people with cunts bleed rather, er, regularly.

    It’s strange to me that people should find that icky. Inconveniently messy, maybe. Unattractive? Okay, though personally I think blood is hot… the best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman who was menstruating. Blood all over the place = yay. But okay, maybe that’s not your thing.

    But icky/ewy? Errrr… no.

  16. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    Even if it is menstrual blood, and I think it probably is urine given the banner, why is that gross? The vast majority of people with cunts bleed rather, er, regularly.

    It’s strange to me that people should find that icky. Inconveniently messy, maybe. Unattractive? Okay, though personally I think blood is hot… the best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman who was menstruating. Blood all over the place = yay. But okay, maybe that’s not your thing.

    But icky/ewy? Errrr… no.

  17. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    This looks like a right side rib tattoo. Wouldn’t it be funny if the left side said “Kiss her where she poo[‘]s!”?

  18. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    This looks like a right side rib tattoo. Wouldn’t it be funny if the left side said “Kiss her where she poo[‘]s!”?

  19. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    I take it shes a good friend of Colonel Angus

  20. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    I take it shes a good friend of Colonel Angus

  21. Dutchweirdo Avatar
    Dutchweirdo

    I think it’s sweet…

  22. Dutchweirdo Avatar
    Dutchweirdo

    I think it’s sweet…

  23. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Maybe her next one should be “Eats shoots and Leaves”.

    There is no excuse for poor grammar.

  24. Giles Wallwork Avatar

    Maybe her next one should be “Eats shoots and Leaves”.

    There is no excuse for poor grammar.

  25. tat2kerri Avatar
    tat2kerri

    I like the idea, it would be better if more expertly executed . Correct spelling is also a plus.
    Of course really bad tattoos like this are awesome in their own way.
    This is the root of modern tattoing, people.

  26. tat2kerri Avatar
    tat2kerri

    I like the idea, it would be better if more expertly executed . Correct spelling is also a plus.
    Of course really bad tattoos like this are awesome in their own way.
    This is the root of modern tattoing, people.

  27. S baby Avatar
    S baby

    Giles, we are soulmates.

  28. S baby Avatar
    S baby

    Giles, we are soulmates.

  29. Em Avatar
    Em

    Lol, that’s true… especially PERMANENT poor grammar. The sentiment’s good though 🙂

  30. Em Avatar
    Em

    Lol, that’s true… especially PERMANENT poor grammar. The sentiment’s good though 🙂

  31. Donna Avatar
    Donna

    “There is no excuse for poor grammar.”

    Poor education? That’s one excuse.

  32. Donna Avatar
    Donna

    “There is no excuse for poor grammar.”

    Poor education? That’s one excuse.

  33. S baby Avatar
    S baby

    Donna,

    Poor grasp of grammar is acceptable among clients but, to my mind, not among tattooists who permanently ink phrases onto bodies.

  34. S baby Avatar
    S baby

    Donna,

    Poor grasp of grammar is acceptable among clients but, to my mind, not among tattooists who permanently ink phrases onto bodies.

  35. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that made me laugh uncontrolably even before i noticed the grammar mistake… which made me laugh even more! i love this one!

  36. lindsey Avatar
    lindsey

    that made me laugh uncontrolably even before i noticed the grammar mistake… which made me laugh even more! i love this one!

  37. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    I agree, if the customer didn’t know the difference the artist should have still caught it.

    That being said I like the idea as much as I can without actually being into watersports.

    And the lopsidedness of the heart is actually a kind of imperfection that I appreciate – in this tattoo at least.

  38. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    I agree, if the customer didn’t know the difference the artist should have still caught it.

    That being said I like the idea as much as I can without actually being into watersports.

    And the lopsidedness of the heart is actually a kind of imperfection that I appreciate – in this tattoo at least.

  39. L1ZZARD Avatar

    This one took a double-take.

  40. L1ZZARD Avatar

    This one took a double-take.

  41. Donna Avatar
    Donna

    S baby, the comment I was replying to didn’t make any reference to tattoos when they said ‘there is no excuse for poor grammar’.

    I wholeheartedly agree that there is no excuse for poor grammar in tattoos, as any lettering should be checked, checked again and then checked once more before being tattooed.

  42. Donna Avatar
    Donna

    S baby, the comment I was replying to didn’t make any reference to tattoos when they said ‘there is no excuse for poor grammar’.

    I wholeheartedly agree that there is no excuse for poor grammar in tattoos, as any lettering should be checked, checked again and then checked once more before being tattooed.

  43. pogmothoin Avatar
    pogmothoin

    I’ll be goddamned if the first thought I had was that the poor heart had a UTI.

  44. pogmothoin Avatar
    pogmothoin

    I’ll be goddamned if the first thought I had was that the poor heart had a UTI.

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