A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

YOU LUCKY BITCH

Mike Loshaw from Dragon FX West Edmonton got to do his first ever penis tattoo recently, and it was a funny one — click it to uncensor:

Comments

150 responses to “YOU LUCKY BITCH”

  1. Vane Avatar
    Vane

    Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

  2. Manada Avatar

    Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

  3. Manada Avatar

    Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

  4. Manada Avatar

    Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

  5. LifeRush Avatar

    not really my cup of tea

  6. LifeRush Avatar

    not really my cup of tea

  7. LifeRush Avatar

    not really my cup of tea

  8. D-BO Avatar
    D-BO

    ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

  9. D-BO Avatar
    D-BO

    ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

  10. D-BO Avatar
    D-BO

    ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

  11. MBL Avatar
    MBL

    I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

  12. MBL Avatar
    MBL

    I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

  13. MBL Avatar
    MBL

    I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

  14. BlackJettas Avatar
    BlackJettas

    AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

  15. BlackJettas Avatar
    BlackJettas

    AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

  16. BlackJettas Avatar
    BlackJettas

    AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

  17. kt Avatar
    kt

    nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

  18. kt Avatar
    kt

    nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

  19. kt Avatar
    kt

    nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

  20. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    wow, thats lame

  21. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    wow, thats lame

  22. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    wow, thats lame

  23. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

  24. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

  25. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

  26. Em Avatar
    Em

    What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

  27. Em Avatar
    Em

    What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

  28. Em Avatar
    Em

    What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

  29. smurf Avatar

    Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

  30. smurf Avatar

    Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

  31. smurf Avatar

    Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

  32. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

  33. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

  34. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

  35. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

  36. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

  37. Dee Avatar
    Dee

    Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

  38. cuntcumber Avatar

    I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

  39. cuntcumber Avatar

    I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

  40. cuntcumber Avatar

    I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

  41. severed Avatar

    cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

  42. severed Avatar

    cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

  43. severed Avatar

    cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

  44. jay prince Avatar
    jay prince

    thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

  45. jay prince Avatar
    jay prince

    thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

  46. jay prince Avatar
    jay prince

    thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

  47. Aretha Avatar
    Aretha

    I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

  48. Aretha Avatar
    Aretha

    I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

  49. Aretha Avatar
    Aretha

    I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

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