A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

YOU LUCKY BITCH

Mike Loshaw from Dragon FX West Edmonton got to do his first ever penis tattoo recently, and it was a funny one — click it to uncensor:

Comments

150 responses to “YOU LUCKY BITCH”

  1. choice Avatar

    would you have to be hard to get that done?

  2. choice Avatar

    would you have to be hard to get that done?

  3. choice Avatar

    would you have to be hard to get that done?

  4. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

  5. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

  6. moddoctor Avatar

    Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

  7. agirlnamedfury Avatar

    hahaha i love it.

  8. agirlnamedfury Avatar

    hahaha i love it.

  9. agirlnamedfury Avatar

    hahaha i love it.

  10. RustY Avatar

    Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

  11. RustY Avatar

    Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

  12. RustY Avatar

    Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

  13. doobie Avatar
    doobie

    hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

  14. doobie Avatar
    doobie

    hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

  15. doobie Avatar
    doobie

    hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

  16. sam Avatar
    sam

    that’s hilarious…

  17. sam Avatar
    sam

    that’s hilarious…

  18. sam Avatar
    sam

    that’s hilarious…

  19. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

  20. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

  21. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

  22. severed Avatar

    i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

  23. severed Avatar

    i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

  24. severed Avatar

    i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

  25. xKRISTAx Avatar

    thats fucked. what a moron.

  26. xKRISTAx Avatar

    thats fucked. what a moron.

  27. xKRISTAx Avatar

    thats fucked. what a moron.

  28. severed Avatar

    i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

  29. severed Avatar

    i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

  30. severed Avatar

    i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

  31. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    A rather long, thin penis also.

  32. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    A rather long, thin penis also.

  33. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    A rather long, thin penis also.

  34. Em Avatar
    Em

    I’m amused!

  35. Em Avatar
    Em

    I’m amused!

  36. Em Avatar
    Em

    I’m amused!

  37. elnois Avatar
    elnois

    i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

  38. elnois Avatar
    elnois

    i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

  39. elnois Avatar
    elnois

    i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

  40. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  41. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  42. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  43. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

  44. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

  45. livewire Avatar
    livewire

    i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

  46. Vane Avatar
    Vane

    Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

  47. Vane Avatar
    Vane

    Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

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