A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

YOU LUCKY BITCH

Mike Loshaw from Dragon FX West Edmonton got to do his first ever penis tattoo recently, and it was a funny one — click it to uncensor:

Comments

150 responses to “YOU LUCKY BITCH”

  1. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

  2. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

  3. pretty_pantyhead Avatar
    pretty_pantyhead

    hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

  4. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

  5. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

  6. obsidian_wings Avatar
    obsidian_wings

    If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

  7. Tinqy Avatar
    Tinqy

    this may sound odd ..
    but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

  8. Tinqy Avatar
    Tinqy

    this may sound odd ..
    but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

  9. Tinqy Avatar
    Tinqy

    this may sound odd ..
    but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

  10. B Avatar
    B

    Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

  11. B Avatar
    B

    Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

  12. B Avatar
    B

    Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

  13. dfxmike Avatar

    i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

  14. dfxmike Avatar

    i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

  15. dfxmike Avatar

    i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

  16. lala Avatar
    lala

    That looks like it would rather hurt…..

  17. lala Avatar
    lala

    That looks like it would rather hurt…..

  18. lala Avatar
    lala

    That looks like it would rather hurt…..

  19. mtnorgard Avatar
    mtnorgard

    i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

  20. mtnorgard Avatar
    mtnorgard

    i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

  21. mtnorgard Avatar
    mtnorgard

    i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

  22. lou Avatar
    lou

    brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

  23. lou Avatar
    lou

    brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

  24. lou Avatar
    lou

    brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

  25. angelie Avatar
    angelie

    what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

  26. angelie Avatar
    angelie

    what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

  27. angelie Avatar
    angelie

    what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

  28. Fluffy-the-destroyer Avatar
    Fluffy-the-destroyer

    “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

  29. Fluffy-the-destroyer Avatar
    Fluffy-the-destroyer

    “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

  30. Fluffy-the-destroyer Avatar
    Fluffy-the-destroyer

    “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

  31. lalala Avatar
    lalala

    Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

    Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

  32. lalala Avatar
    lalala

    Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

    Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

  33. lalala Avatar
    lalala

    Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

    Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

  34. Mo Avatar
    Mo

    HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
    ~MoMo

  35. Mo Avatar
    Mo

    HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
    ~MoMo

  36. Mo Avatar
    Mo

    HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
    ~MoMo

  37. sergi yo Avatar
    sergi yo

    I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

  38. sergi yo Avatar
    sergi yo

    I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

  39. sergi yo Avatar
    sergi yo

    I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

  40. jeremiah Avatar

    Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

  41. jeremiah Avatar

    Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

  42. jeremiah Avatar

    Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

  43. Pat Avatar
    Pat

    If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

  44. Pat Avatar
    Pat

    If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

  45. Pat Avatar
    Pat

    If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

  46. brendanm Avatar
    brendanm

    haha scott i love you.

  47. brendanm Avatar
    brendanm

    haha scott i love you.

  48. brendanm Avatar
    brendanm

    haha scott i love you.

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