A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Ouch ouch ouch, ha ha ha

Don’t download it if you don’t like the idea of hurting your nuts.


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172 responses to “Ouch ouch ouch, ha ha ha”

  1. chr_st_ne Avatar

    OH GOSH i watched it and kept yelping “no! noooooo! NOOOO.”

    then i saw the end.

  2. chr_st_ne Avatar

    OH GOSH i watched it and kept yelping “no! noooooo! NOOOO.”

    then i saw the end.

  3. SnaiLuv Avatar

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    I want to know what he made them out of!!!!!

  4. SnaiLuv Avatar

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    I want to know what he made them out of!!!!!

  5. spunky_nikki Avatar
    spunky_nikki

    I counldn’t finish it until now. I watched almost the whole thing going “noooooo!!” in my head and then everyone was talking about the end.. I feel a bit let down 🙁 Lol

  6. spunky_nikki Avatar
    spunky_nikki

    I counldn’t finish it until now. I watched almost the whole thing going “noooooo!!” in my head and then everyone was talking about the end.. I feel a bit let down 🙁 Lol

  7. moddoctor Avatar

    indeed. i had to come back and visit the video that I really had no desire to see over the talk of the ending. The testicles looked questionable when popping out, just because I’ve done vasectomies, I think. Otherwise, things look pretty real. So what’s the trick and more importantly, what’s the point?

  8. moddoctor Avatar

    indeed. i had to come back and visit the video that I really had no desire to see over the talk of the ending. The testicles looked questionable when popping out, just because I’ve done vasectomies, I think. Otherwise, things look pretty real. So what’s the trick and more importantly, what’s the point?

  9. gir Avatar
    gir

    i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

  10. gir Avatar
    gir

    i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

  11. kittiann Avatar

    Wow. Whatever floats your boat.. but that definitely sinks mine!

  12. kittiann Avatar

    Wow. Whatever floats your boat.. but that definitely sinks mine!

  13. Verena Avatar

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

  14. Verena Avatar

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

  15. Nicko Avatar

    Whoa. I’ve never been fazed by anything on ModBlog before, but… oh man…

  16. Nicko Avatar

    Whoa. I’ve never been fazed by anything on ModBlog before, but… oh man…

  17. siobhan Avatar

    oh… my… lord… i was definitely shrieking the entire time i watched this. i also want to know when real ends and fake begins!!!

  18. siobhan Avatar

    oh… my… lord… i was definitely shrieking the entire time i watched this. i also want to know when real ends and fake begins!!!

  19. Smallfry Avatar
    Smallfry

    Oh, you trixie, trixie devil, you!

  20. Smallfry Avatar
    Smallfry

    Oh, you trixie, trixie devil, you!

  21. Karnage Avatar

    whats the word I’m looking for….squicked? I think thats it……..

  22. Karnage Avatar

    whats the word I’m looking for….squicked? I think thats it……..

  23. Lily Avatar

    ah how is this possible that this man cut his own penis off and its fake?:|

  24. Lily Avatar

    ah how is this possible that this man cut his own penis off and its fake?:|

  25. sam Avatar
    sam

    aw… it wouldn’t load. 🙁

  26. sam Avatar
    sam

    aw… it wouldn’t load. 🙁

  27. PaleCheekedAngel Avatar
    PaleCheekedAngel

    Ugh… I should’ve stopped eating my mashed potatoes before I viewed that.

  28. PaleCheekedAngel Avatar
    PaleCheekedAngel

    Ugh… I should’ve stopped eating my mashed potatoes before I viewed that.

  29. defekter Avatar
    defekter

    The whole time I watched this video, I was thinking… this is pretty different, compared to other BME stuff… I didn’t even think about it maybe being fake… but that makes sense. You almost had me dude! It made me squirm a bit.

  30. defekter Avatar
    defekter

    The whole time I watched this video, I was thinking… this is pretty different, compared to other BME stuff… I didn’t even think about it maybe being fake… but that makes sense. You almost had me dude! It made me squirm a bit.

  31. cuntcumber Avatar

    I’m having a hard time believing that was fake — except perhaps for the testicles–, and am trying to convince myself that the “yes, those were fake” comment is a pre-emptive joke directed towards those who would watch and say, “please tell me that was fake.”

    But then again, maybe not.

  32. cuntcumber Avatar

    I’m having a hard time believing that was fake — except perhaps for the testicles–, and am trying to convince myself that the “yes, those were fake” comment is a pre-emptive joke directed towards those who would watch and say, “please tell me that was fake.”

    But then again, maybe not.

  33. Jayde Avatar
    Jayde

    I got scared.

  34. Jayde Avatar
    Jayde

    I got scared.

  35. Angel Avatar
    Angel

    HOLY CAT!

  36. Angel Avatar
    Angel

    HOLY CAT!

  37. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    Wow indeed. I never thought it was fake, even reading the first couple comments I didn’t realize what they were saying. I… wow. I can’t say I squirmed, well, I could. I didn’t squirm however I was thinking once again it was certainly a line I don’t plan on passing… or nearing. Congrats on faking it though. I too would like to know how.

  38. CreativeNonFiction Avatar

    Wow indeed. I never thought it was fake, even reading the first couple comments I didn’t realize what they were saying. I… wow. I can’t say I squirmed, well, I could. I didn’t squirm however I was thinking once again it was certainly a line I don’t plan on passing… or nearing. Congrats on faking it though. I too would like to know how.

  39. Kanga43 Avatar

    I think i have to agree with Karnage on being “squicked.”

  40. Kanga43 Avatar

    I think i have to agree with Karnage on being “squicked.”

  41. chr_st_ne Avatar

    you can kind of tell, right before he cuts the penis off, that it almost looks like a penis shaped of clay that’s sitting on top of the cutting board. the way it was sliced too isn’t really how flesh would slice.

    however the chopped-off penis-stump looks quite real…

  42. chr_st_ne Avatar

    you can kind of tell, right before he cuts the penis off, that it almost looks like a penis shaped of clay that’s sitting on top of the cutting board. the way it was sliced too isn’t really how flesh would slice.

    however the chopped-off penis-stump looks quite real…

  43. RustY Avatar

    Here goes my “he has more balls than I do” joke.. ):

  44. RustY Avatar

    Here goes my “he has more balls than I do” joke.. ):

  45. kawaface Avatar

    to number 48- i was thinking that knife went in to the skin much like it would through, say, cheese…

    some of it definitely would have fooled me, though.

  46. kawaface Avatar

    to number 48- i was thinking that knife went in to the skin much like it would through, say, cheese…

    some of it definitely would have fooled me, though.

  47. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    wonder what the replys would have been like without the ‘these were fake’ bit?

    must confess I believed it 😛 would be mad to see sumit like that for real!

  48. wish_I_were_a_dragon... Avatar

    wonder what the replys would have been like without the ‘these were fake’ bit?

    must confess I believed it 😛 would be mad to see sumit like that for real!

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