A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Remote Control Erection

I recently received this funny letter:

Hi,
I found a new use for my dog shock collar. What a rush when my girlfriend carries the remote. When she presses the button I get an instant hard on.
Cheers,
(Name removed)

Comments

22 responses to “Remote Control Erection”

  1. sweetgrass Avatar

    i don’t think i would reccommend this

  2. ~*bLiss*~ Avatar
    ~*bLiss*~

    I am waiting for pictures of someone hot plating themselves. Unless I missed something and they are already up here somewhere.

  3. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    That’s hilarious.

    I must say as well that this man has a very nicely shaped penis. I know that sounds weird, but it’s one of the first things I thought when I unblurred the photos.

  4. trinityva Avatar
    trinityva

    His girlfriend must be amused as hell, for that is super great.

  5. AxelTre Avatar
    AxelTre

    is it just me or does it look like hes been castrated?

    then agaion i reckon my testicles would recoil after being subjected to such treatment..

  6. commonwealth Avatar

    wow…i work at an animal hospital. gotta tell the boys at work about this one!

  7. tom Avatar
    tom

    Interesting idea. I use the e-collar in training working dogs; I’ve zapped myself a few times, but I never thought of using it in a fun way… 😀 By the way, contrary to popular belief, electric collars in dog taining are not cruel. The levels are so low they are no more than a tingle, and are used as an attention getter, not a punishment devise. Of course, like anything else, they can be abused, but in the proper application they are a very effective tool for training dogs. And maybe people too… 😀

  8. IG Avatar
    IG

    agree with tom

  9. twiggy Avatar

    I’ve tried one of those and it really does hurt if you max it and have it on just for a little while.. i’m not really sure if the thing i used was a standard thingie but i know it was illegal and i didn’t try it on my penis either 🙂

  10. Saray Avatar
    Saray

    He has a pretty penis :3
    But OUCH! Interesting concept though, with the remote and all.

    … I said the p-word. :O

  11. modifiedcanadian Avatar

    the p-word being pretty or penis? 😉

    I’ll unblur it when the ‘rents aren’t around, but I really really love this idea, and if I had a penis I’d try it.
    Maybe I can get my boyfriend really really drunk and…. 😀

  12. Super Muffin Avatar
    Super Muffin

    Haha funny thing is, my father in law just finished buying a shock collar for his dog and that was one of the topics that we joked about!

  13. jack6two Avatar
    jack6two

    a funny and good idea! You have a hot gf! Has she removoved your balls ?! This has to be be the greatest, when a wife with her tender fingers gets out the thick nuts!

  14. Marley Avatar
    Marley

    HAHAHA so good!

  15. Sade Avatar
    Sade

    hmm,he has a very pretty cock

  16. acidnine Avatar
    acidnine

    There is no visible scars for castration, but seriously…no nuts.

  17. pinsinri Avatar
    pinsinri

    wow I guess they call that electro play

  18. jamesy Avatar
    jamesy

    He looks as though he’s castrated. I don’t see his balls?

  19. severinson Avatar
    severinson

    He was experiencing shrinkage. It’s chilly, and he didn’t have much on. And he was anticipating the jolt — wouldn’t you shrink from that?

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