The hole healed up nicely as a 6 gauge so I added one layer of tape. That increased the diameter. Tomorrow I'll add a second layer. Also, scotch tape is thinnest. I'm going to use that too.

She just wanted to play video games alone. That's fine. I'm watching wrestling instead.

I have a dinner date Friday with my ex. I think she's craving some clitoral simulation from my mouth. I miss the taste of pussy. After my chicken soup recipe, I hope she feels warm and cozy to open up her arms and legs to my love. If I can't seduce her, I can live with that but I'm a plucky chap—as you may have gathered by now.

Rather than tear my cock, risking infection, with a mechanical taper, I'm going to use a trick a tattooer told me: Electrical tape. I'm going to add one layer of tape to my barbell every couple days. Soon I'll be at 00 gauge and beyond. I can't wait to wear a disc lock and a bicycle U-lock for your viewing pleasure and mine too.

It doesn't do anything at all. Even its built in apps got cancelled. Can you imagine iTunes suddenly not work ever again? Its JavaScript engine couldn't even activate this MIDAS widget! Nothing works on it. The damn IE browser didn't have a scrollbar! I can't believe I put up with that since March! That being said, my 6g G-spot massager is back thru my cock. It has a 2g ball on top and a standard ball in my meatotomy. If both ends are huge, the pussy just clamps around and pins it fast. I'm seeing my ex Friday to make chicken soup. She used to say she couldn't enjoy normal cock after fucking her horizontal and vertical simultaneously. I hope to slip it in again after giving her a super blowjob on her clit.