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“Get Ink on Your Executive’s Face!” and Other Bad Jokes

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Jordan Ginsberg

Hey, remember that really funny comedian who did that great bit about tattoos? Neither do we! A valiant effort, nonetheless, from Prescott Montgomery:

Sadly, based on the fact that this video was posted on Funny or Die, I can only surmise that Mr. Montgomery has shuffled off this mortal coil. That Will Ferrell is such a bastard. Godspeed, hero.

Comments

5 responses to ““Get Ink on Your Executive’s Face!” and Other Bad Jokes”

  1. valy Avatar
    valy

    i have to admit that the part were he was talking about people who do chinese characters was funny…but then it all went wrong for me x|

  2. Sean Dornan Avatar
    Sean Dornan

    I agree.
    but even the jokes about ‘Chinese characters’ I’ve heard everywhere else to.
    so, overall. a pretty sub standard act.

  3. almaxaquotal Avatar
    almaxaquotal

    not so good… just perpetuating stereotypes of tattooed people being either stupid or violent. I think we have all seen proof on BME that even people with extreme face tattoos can have successful careers – unlike this guy :p

  4. Stefunee Avatar
    Stefunee

    Wow. Stupid.. -_-

  5. The Wong Fuckin Person Avatar
    The Wong Fuckin Person

    that was a waste of 5 mins of my life, horrible

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