A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Seriously, this is not how to do it!

Thanks jimmieknuckles for giving me a laugh today… This is what happens when you sit around with your buddies drinking and then get them to tattoo you in your living room — beer beer beer. First tattoo by Mike, second by Jon, and third by Rus.

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8 responses to “Seriously, this is not how to do it!”

  1. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 04-15-2006 13:07:13 by jimmieknuckles
    somehow i knew this would pop up here.

    Posted on 04-15-2006 23:54:08 by ?
    jay and silent bob?

    Posted on 04-17-2006 09:20:56 by Jo
    hahahaha, sounds like the stupid sort of thing that i would do late on a friday night…

    Posted on 04-18-2006 15:25:01 by cemetarygates
    rolling fatties smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rolling blunts and smoking blunts.

  2. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 04-15-2006 13:07:13 by jimmieknuckles
    somehow i knew this would pop up here.

    Posted on 04-15-2006 23:54:08 by ?
    jay and silent bob?

    Posted on 04-17-2006 09:20:56 by Jo
    hahahaha, sounds like the stupid sort of thing that i would do late on a friday night…

    Posted on 04-18-2006 15:25:01 by cemetarygates
    rolling fatties smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rolling blunts and smoking blunts.

  3. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 04-15-2006 13:07:13 by jimmieknuckles
    somehow i knew this would pop up here.

    Posted on 04-15-2006 23:54:08 by ?
    jay and silent bob?

    Posted on 04-17-2006 09:20:56 by Jo
    hahahaha, sounds like the stupid sort of thing that i would do late on a friday night…

    Posted on 04-18-2006 15:25:01 by cemetarygates
    rolling fatties smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rolling blunts and smoking blunts.

  4. Shannon Larratt Avatar

    The following comments were imported from our old comment system:

    Posted on 04-15-2006 13:07:13 by jimmieknuckles
    somehow i knew this would pop up here.

    Posted on 04-15-2006 23:54:08 by ?
    jay and silent bob?

    Posted on 04-17-2006 09:20:56 by Jo
    hahahaha, sounds like the stupid sort of thing that i would do late on a friday night…

    Posted on 04-18-2006 15:25:01 by cemetarygates
    rolling fatties smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rolling blunts and smoking blunts.

  5. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    that’s fucking awesome. in the modern day and age, you definitely have to weigh the safety concerns of DIY tattoos, but the bond they can provide between friends is one of a kind

  6. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    that’s fucking awesome. in the modern day and age, you definitely have to weigh the safety concerns of DIY tattoos, but the bond they can provide between friends is one of a kind

  7. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    that’s fucking awesome. in the modern day and age, you definitely have to weigh the safety concerns of DIY tattoos, but the bond they can provide between friends is one of a kind

  8. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    that’s fucking awesome. in the modern day and age, you definitely have to weigh the safety concerns of DIY tattoos, but the bond they can provide between friends is one of a kind

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