A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

‘Ello, Beastie


Hey everybody, it’s the Christmas Kraken, popping in to offer some holiday advice! Take it away!

“Hi, folks — Christmas Kraken here. It’s the holiday season, and with all sorts of parties and get-togethers going on, it’s best that people be careful out there. If you’re drinking, please don’t drive, and if you’re driving, please make the change to Goodyear Snow Tires. Also, if you’re planning on attacking a ship and dragging every soul on board down to a watery grave, I’d recommend hitting the sails first. Holes in the body of a ship can take a while to fill with water, but nothing ruins a mariner’s day like getting his sails torn off.”

Thanks, Christmas Kraken! Merry Christmas!

(Tattoo by Marc at Swastika-Freakshop in Radolfzell, Germany.)

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72 responses to “‘Ello, Beastie”

  1. Sgian Dubh Avatar
    Sgian Dubh

    love the ink .. killer … but do me!!

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    Sgian Dubh

    love the ink .. killer … but do me!!

  3. SDietz Avatar
    SDietz

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    Ashley Ketchum

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    Ashley Ketchum

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    Ashley Ketchum

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    Ashley Ketchum

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    Dallas

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    SkullKing

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