Is there a better way to wake up than to a tattoo of Bear Grylls, the manliest Briton since, I don’t know, the Queen Mother, chowing down on some tendons? No. No there is not. And to the inevitable people who will feel the need to pipe up and claim that Man Vs. Wild is faked or exaggerated or what have you, let me just say you are a heartless cockblocker and I hope a meteor shower hits your television. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat a live rabbit stuffed inside a live turtle, for protein.
(Tattoo by Dustin at FX Tattoos in Asthabula, Ohio.)
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88 responses to “Let Bear Grylls Catch You Some Breakfast”
Meh too much focus on bear vs survivor dude. Opinion should be directed towards the tattoo. Anyhow this looks like Adam Sandler eating a regurgitated egg roll.
Meh too much focus on bear vs survivor dude. Opinion should be directed towards the tattoo. Anyhow this looks like Adam Sandler eating a regurgitated egg roll.
Hmm. Im gonna say les. although bear is alot more fun to watch. and i thought bush too at first glance. this tattoo would have been way more badass if he was like ripping the head off a bunny rabbit or something.
Hmm. Im gonna say les. although bear is alot more fun to watch. and i thought bush too at first glance. this tattoo would have been way more badass if he was like ripping the head off a bunny rabbit or something.
I thought this was a caricature of George W Bush at first. 😐
I thought this was a caricature of George W Bush at first. 😐
survivorman is gangsta but i prefer to watch man vs. wild, however preposterous it may be. the episode with the camel was just ridiculous. also that one where he kills a giant porcupine by stepping on it…hahaha. great television. the tattoo looks nothing like him…cute idea though.
survivorman is gangsta but i prefer to watch man vs. wild, however preposterous it may be. the episode with the camel was just ridiculous. also that one where he kills a giant porcupine by stepping on it…hahaha. great television. the tattoo looks nothing like him…cute idea though.
bear is a faker. he has his own camera team, where as survivor man does it all himself. bear doesn’t do things right, nor in real time. along with all the shots of him caught with life jackets under his clothes, etc…etc
bear is a faker. he has his own camera team, where as survivor man does it all himself. bear doesn’t do things right, nor in real time. along with all the shots of him caught with life jackets under his clothes, etc…etc
Bear Grylls drank water from shit and killed a rabbit with a stick.
What the fuck have you done today ?
Bear Grylls drank water from shit and killed a rabbit with a stick.
What the fuck have you done today ?
You ruined my modblog with terrible tattoos like this.
Also… bear stole his show from Les.
Also, you ruined my midblog.
You ruined my modblog with terrible tattoos like this.
Also… bear stole his show from Les.
Also, you ruined my midblog.
whyyyy jordan?! WHYYYYY?!
whyyyy jordan?! WHYYYYY?!
not only is bear grylls a fraudulent, worthless piece of shit, but this is also a horrible tattoo.
not only is bear grylls a fraudulent, worthless piece of shit, but this is also a horrible tattoo.
I’d rather fuck Les Stroud.
I’d rather fuck Les Stroud.
it’s done pretty well but the topic sucks.
bear is a moron. he kills animals, eats a little to show how manly he is. then fucks off. he kills for the fun of it. and it must be nice to be a lone survivor surrounded by people. it doesnt quite work.
it’s done pretty well but the topic sucks.
bear is a moron. he kills animals, eats a little to show how manly he is. then fucks off. he kills for the fun of it. and it must be nice to be a lone survivor surrounded by people. it doesnt quite work.
Two of his sons are named Marmaduke and Huckleberry.
Come on now.
Two of his sons are named Marmaduke and Huckleberry.
Come on now.
yeah. this tattoo doesnt suck at all. sorry that people dont understand traditional, they are just gonna get some realistic dick tattooed on them, and say its art.
bear grylls wins
yeah. this tattoo doesnt suck at all. sorry that people dont understand traditional, they are just gonna get some realistic dick tattooed on them, and say its art.
bear grylls wins
I hope Bear Grylls jumps off a waterfall while filming his show and shatters both femurs on the rocks below. Then, maybe, people will realize that you learn only what not to do in a survival situation from him. You do not need to kill an animal every five fucking minutes when you’re lost in the woods.
I hope Bear Grylls jumps off a waterfall while filming his show and shatters both femurs on the rocks below. Then, maybe, people will realize that you learn only what not to do in a survival situation from him. You do not need to kill an animal every five fucking minutes when you’re lost in the woods.
oh, and he looks like Prince Edward in the tattoo, for better or for worse.
oh, and he looks like Prince Edward in the tattoo, for better or for worse.
hahah this is fucking fantastic, funniest tat i’ve sure seen in a while. i don’t understand why people are complaining!
hahah this is fucking fantastic, funniest tat i’ve sure seen in a while. i don’t understand why people are complaining!
bear is fucking worthless.
proof is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
les stroud you motherfuckers!
but yea, the tattoo is g.bush.
bear is fucking worthless.
proof is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
les stroud you motherfuckers!
but yea, the tattoo is g.bush.
what is he supposed to be eating?
i also thought this was bush.
it has been proven he is a faker… eating in a steak house when he should be eating his own excrement.
tut tut.
what is he supposed to be eating?
i also thought this was bush.
it has been proven he is a faker… eating in a steak house when he should be eating his own excrement.
tut tut.
horrible tattoo , looks nothing like bear
horrible tattoo , looks nothing like bear