A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

“Momma’s Favorite Accident”

Um… Alright… iam:xxproudxx by Bret Turner in Maysville, Kentucky.

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180 responses to ““Momma’s Favorite Accident””

  1. charlotte Avatar
    charlotte

    what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!

  2. charlotte Avatar
    charlotte

    what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!

  3. charlotte Avatar
    charlotte

    what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!

  4. charlotte Avatar
    charlotte

    what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!

  5. charlotte Avatar
    charlotte

    what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!

  6. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…

  7. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…

  8. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…

  9. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…

  10. Dustin Avatar
    Dustin

    how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…

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    Toser

    whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.

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  16. THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE Avatar
    THE OWNER’S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE

    hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!

  17. THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE Avatar
    THE OWNER’S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE

    hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!

  18. THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE Avatar
    THE OWNER’S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE

    hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!

  19. THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE Avatar
    THE OWNER’S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE

    hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!

  20. THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE Avatar
    THE OWNER’S GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE

    hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!

  21. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    I love this
    i’d be proud if I was his mom

  22. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    I love this
    i’d be proud if I was his mom

  23. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    I love this
    i’d be proud if I was his mom

  24. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    I love this
    i’d be proud if I was his mom

  25. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    I love this
    i’d be proud if I was his mom

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