A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

In Soviet Russia, Stapler Staples You!

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40 responses to “In Soviet Russia, Stapler Staples You!”

  1. splatterhouse Avatar

    Is he…stapling himself? O_o

  2. victoria Avatar
    victoria

    i dont think i have the balls to actually be able to staple into my skull.

  3. Saz Avatar
    Saz

    that can’t be very sterile :/

  4. nyne Avatar

    Wow, it’s definitely been A WHILE since something on here has got me.. but the staple on his hairline totally gave me a stomach twinge.

    Yikes.

  5. Dimlight Avatar
    Dimlight

    having been stapled a few times, i can tell you those things could embed into your skull.

    kudos.

  6. deadite_666 Avatar

    Check out the gap between his lobe and the jewlery. It almost looks like he has an unpierced ear.

  7. cardboardfrog Avatar
    cardboardfrog

    HAHAHAHA, i dunno why i found that picture so funny, but i laughed my ass off….
    im probably just wierd, cool photo!

  8. 5am Avatar
    5am

    definitely intense

  9. London Avatar
    London

    is that the same boy from the post a few days ago? i loved that one. i couldnt take my eyes off of it.

  10. IAM CupCake Avatar
    IAM CupCake

    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

  11. DTM Avatar
    DTM

    we did that to an old apprentice and we had to pull em out with pliers…lol
    they were bent crooked as hell from hitting his skull

  12. coffee Avatar
    coffee

    ouch.

    no eyebrows! or am i just crazy?

  13. Smash Avatar
    Smash

    um ow? lol coolio

  14. cyber_android Avatar

    Oh wow, just gorgeous again! He is so very pretty.
    The staples look like they’d be fairly difficult to remove and cause more trauma on the way out than the way in.

  15. sarah Avatar
    sarah

    it’s funny, i just saw the “Human Floor” tonight, who has people staple money to him as a way of getting tips. He said he’s had to take some our with pliers that have really gone into the bone of his skull. He also said that people expect them to be deflected by the skull but in reality they easily staple directly in, considering it’s a powerful staple gun. and he’s bled like this and worse before, tonight was pretty clean.

  16. Enso Avatar
    Enso

    DO WANT. <3
    Also, this is something I want to do eventually, is there any place I could read more about stapling, so I could do it without, you know, dying? Cause dying would suck.

  17. Jack'sWastedLife Avatar
    Jack’sWastedLife

    о_О omfg…
    looks really crazy
    I wonder, how deep are the staples…

    чувак… очень круто)

  18. Laura Dawsey Avatar

    hehe…tough boy <3

    i just love what he has going with his forehead!

  19. kate Avatar
    kate

    fucking rad.

    It doesn’t hurt that he is already attractive…!

  20. toothpaste Avatar

    russia is so hardcore damn!

  21. [iam]smufc[/iam] Avatar
    [iam]smufc[/iam]

    I remember when I accidentally put a staple in my finger, then added another to make it look funny. But I’d really have second thoughts before doing that to my head!! Could it be useful to hold hair extensions though?

  22. Bambi Avatar
    Bambi

    Freakin’ sweet!!!

  23. pawnbroker Avatar

    oh dude, you are sick 4sho ((:
    the only thing, that keeps it nice is the idea.

  24. emily Avatar
    emily

    well… atleast he is wearing gloves….

  25. ksklein Avatar

    for once it doesn´t hurt at all, looking at that pic! 🙂

  26. faru4 Avatar
    faru4

    cool

  27. sting Avatar
    sting

    wft, russian has a lot of sparetime, lol

  28. Lulu Avatar
    Lulu

    That looks… painful.

    I’m pretty sure I’d rather get the accidental Isabella piercing than attempt that.

  29. resonanteye Avatar

    hahaha that’s awesome funny

  30. WastedAngel Avatar
    WastedAngel

    ouchies… reminds me of when I stapled both my thumbs in jr. high…. and they DO hurt more when removed than when they go in

  31. herekittykitty Avatar
    herekittykitty

    For some reason the staples kind of got to me in a squicked way =(

  32. srser Avatar
    srser

    Reminds me of the fifteen staples that were removed from my ankle when I broke it.

  33. bram Avatar
    bram

    what a man..

  34. love.lee Avatar
    love.lee

    i’m sorry…
    this is kind of ridiculous,
    is he going to take those out ??
    because staples are hardly sanitary to have in your skull

  35. Encyfish Avatar
    Encyfish

    My classmates would do this to themselves (hands/ears though, not head) to shock everybody around them. We were about 11-12 years old.

    /STILL freaks me out.

  36. vegas Avatar
    vegas

    HAH this reminds me of a friend who stpled a peice of paper to his chest with i love you mrs (i forgot the teachers name) and walked into the room

    fuckin hilarious.

    it was a bitch getting the staples out, oen of them folded a bit and got stuck, ended up tearing skin

  37. Samael Avatar
    Samael

    is that that stud from the other day with the bloods?
    why do i not care if thats a guy or a girl?

    -hero

  38. isaac Avatar

    im with #24

  39. Madi Avatar
    Madi

    I love the 3 microdermals in his forehead. I love piercings in sets of 3. Staples are always fun, My brother puts industrial staples in his ass as a party trick. Yeah, usually drunk.

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