A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Stupid Pun?


And here we have handsome devil Mateo, sporting 2 3/8″ lobes with what appears to be some sort of organic jewelry. HA HA GET IT?

[in the distance, a gong is banged]

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Comments

184 responses to “Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Stupid Pun?”

  1. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    he has an exciting top lip.

  2. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    he has an exciting top lip.

  3. Dean Farrar Avatar

    yh jordan does suck does he even have any mods

  4. Dean Farrar Avatar

    yh jordan does suck does he even have any mods

  5. Dean Farrar Avatar

    yh jordan does suck does he even have any mods

  6. Dean Farrar Avatar

    yh jordan does suck does he even have any mods

  7. Ashley Ketchum Avatar
    Ashley Ketchum

    stupid me not being 18 so i cant go to his page >:[

    what was that joke thing with the “orange you glad i didnt say banana” thing
    i cant remember it :0

  8. Ashley Ketchum Avatar
    Ashley Ketchum

    stupid me not being 18 so i cant go to his page >:[

    what was that joke thing with the “orange you glad i didnt say banana” thing
    i cant remember it :0

  9. Ashley Ketchum Avatar
    Ashley Ketchum

    stupid me not being 18 so i cant go to his page >:[

    what was that joke thing with the “orange you glad i didnt say banana” thing
    i cant remember it :0

  10. Ashley Ketchum Avatar
    Ashley Ketchum

    stupid me not being 18 so i cant go to his page >:[

    what was that joke thing with the “orange you glad i didnt say banana” thing
    i cant remember it :0

  11. Jinx Avatar
    Jinx

    People always gotta have something negative to say.

    Ladies, keep it in your pants.

    Everyone else, do your homework before you make observations.

    Mateo knows what’s up

  12. Jinx Avatar
    Jinx

    People always gotta have something negative to say.

    Ladies, keep it in your pants.

    Everyone else, do your homework before you make observations.

    Mateo knows what’s up

  13. Jinx Avatar
    Jinx

    People always gotta have something negative to say.

    Ladies, keep it in your pants.

    Everyone else, do your homework before you make observations.

    Mateo knows what’s up

  14. Jinx Avatar
    Jinx

    People always gotta have something negative to say.

    Ladies, keep it in your pants.

    Everyone else, do your homework before you make observations.

    Mateo knows what’s up

  15. Graham Avatar

    Id feel better about having blowouts than saying ‘so totes cool’. Hate hate hate away.

  16. Graham Avatar

    Id feel better about having blowouts than saying ‘so totes cool’. Hate hate hate away.

  17. Graham Avatar

    Id feel better about having blowouts than saying ‘so totes cool’. Hate hate hate away.

  18. Graham Avatar

    Id feel better about having blowouts than saying ‘so totes cool’. Hate hate hate away.

  19. Mac Avatar

    Great fun! It’s nice to get breaks from the endless young naked chicks.

  20. Mac Avatar

    Great fun! It’s nice to get breaks from the endless young naked chicks.

  21. Mac Avatar

    Great fun! It’s nice to get breaks from the endless young naked chicks.

  22. Mac Avatar

    Great fun! It’s nice to get breaks from the endless young naked chicks.

  23. Meaghan Avatar
    Meaghan

    Dear modblog,
    thank you for two pictures in a row of cute boys with big lobes. Luff!

  24. Meaghan Avatar
    Meaghan

    Dear modblog,
    thank you for two pictures in a row of cute boys with big lobes. Luff!

  25. Meaghan Avatar
    Meaghan

    Dear modblog,
    thank you for two pictures in a row of cute boys with big lobes. Luff!

  26. Meaghan Avatar
    Meaghan

    Dear modblog,
    thank you for two pictures in a row of cute boys with big lobes. Luff!

  27. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    Organic.
    That made my day.

  28. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    Organic.
    That made my day.

  29. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    Organic.
    That made my day.

  30. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    Organic.
    That made my day.

  31. Megan Avatar

    Awwwwwwww!! I want to keep him!!

    adorable man.

  32. Megan Avatar

    Awwwwwwww!! I want to keep him!!

    adorable man.

  33. Megan Avatar

    Awwwwwwww!! I want to keep him!!

    adorable man.

  34. Megan Avatar

    Awwwwwwww!! I want to keep him!!

    adorable man.

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