A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

I Never Visit


Hoo boy, would you look at that? That…well…that’s just plain vulgar, isn’t it? Yes sir. Misogynistic? Absolutely. Just generally distasteful and offensive? Undoubtedly. Yep, something like that is damn-near sure to instigate a host of heated comments. Yes, indeed.

(It sure is well done though, isn’t it? Tattoo by Josh Weir. Also: Paging Mike Beer! Mike Beer to the courtesy phone!)

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192 responses to “I Never Visit”

  1. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    btw, it’s probably just me (as always) BUT is that a fetus\alien hand inside the hole ?
    or it;s just sperm remnants?

  2. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    btw, it’s probably just me (as always) BUT is that a fetus\alien hand inside the hole ?
    or it;s just sperm remnants?

  3. Aviram Avatar
    Aviram

    btw, it’s probably just me (as always) BUT is that a fetus\alien hand inside the hole ?
    or it;s just sperm remnants?

  4. Catsey Avatar
    Catsey

    [email protected] 41! “happy birthday!”

  5. Catsey Avatar
    Catsey

    [email protected] 41! “happy birthday!”

  6. Catsey Avatar
    Catsey

    [email protected] 41! “happy birthday!”

  7. HJP Avatar
    HJP

    the missing knuckle is disturbing me now more than the rest of the tattoo….

  8. HJP Avatar
    HJP

    the missing knuckle is disturbing me now more than the rest of the tattoo….

  9. HJP Avatar
    HJP

    the missing knuckle is disturbing me now more than the rest of the tattoo….

  10. The sky conspires to swallow me. Avatar
    The sky conspires to swallow me.

    I think he should let his leg hair grow back where the labia are, and shave everything else.
    3D tattoo! Now with texture!

  11. The sky conspires to swallow me. Avatar
    The sky conspires to swallow me.

    I think he should let his leg hair grow back where the labia are, and shave everything else.
    3D tattoo! Now with texture!

  12. The sky conspires to swallow me. Avatar
    The sky conspires to swallow me.

    I think he should let his leg hair grow back where the labia are, and shave everything else.
    3D tattoo! Now with texture!

  13. Josh Weir Avatar

    Haha, thank you for this undeserved attention, Jordan.

    To answer a few questions: cream pie in the hole, not alien hand. Didn’t want the knuckles to be part of the composition, the eye is supposed to be drawn right to the vagina by the straight lines. The vagina is not destroying, the asshole is being destroyed (the vagina is just enjoying carnal bliss), and Kevin does not have children. He does, however, have three 10-year-old triplet sisters, so this tattoo is going to go over like a fuckin’ brick at family reunions. (He reports that this misogynistic glory has gotten him laid several times, which probably makes it twice as bad… or awesome?)

  14. Josh Weir Avatar

    Haha, thank you for this undeserved attention, Jordan.

    To answer a few questions: cream pie in the hole, not alien hand. Didn’t want the knuckles to be part of the composition, the eye is supposed to be drawn right to the vagina by the straight lines. The vagina is not destroying, the asshole is being destroyed (the vagina is just enjoying carnal bliss), and Kevin does not have children. He does, however, have three 10-year-old triplet sisters, so this tattoo is going to go over like a fuckin’ brick at family reunions. (He reports that this misogynistic glory has gotten him laid several times, which probably makes it twice as bad… or awesome?)

  15. Josh Weir Avatar

    Haha, thank you for this undeserved attention, Jordan.

    To answer a few questions: cream pie in the hole, not alien hand. Didn’t want the knuckles to be part of the composition, the eye is supposed to be drawn right to the vagina by the straight lines. The vagina is not destroying, the asshole is being destroyed (the vagina is just enjoying carnal bliss), and Kevin does not have children. He does, however, have three 10-year-old triplet sisters, so this tattoo is going to go over like a fuckin’ brick at family reunions. (He reports that this misogynistic glory has gotten him laid several times, which probably makes it twice as bad… or awesome?)

  16. Tranque Avatar
    Tranque

    I don’t really see much feminine outrage here, as was predicted.

    I’m female, and I like this tattoo, haha.

  17. Tranque Avatar
    Tranque

    I don’t really see much feminine outrage here, as was predicted.

    I’m female, and I like this tattoo, haha.

  18. Tranque Avatar
    Tranque

    I don’t really see much feminine outrage here, as was predicted.

    I’m female, and I like this tattoo, haha.

  19. Stainedskin1982 Avatar

    *All spoken in hoity toity new york art buff nose in the air speak…..
    I love how the fingers pointing downward symbolize the lack of respect that the modern woman sees in the everyday, and the blood… symbolizing the fight and struggle for equality. The anus is truly stunning as it proudly exclaims, “here I am! I am not ashamed!”
    This is a visually stunning piece honoring powerful woman and furthering the the the truth that todays woman is just as powerful than a man if not more so!!

    *And now my real thoughts….
    Dude you fucking rule!!!!!

  20. Stainedskin1982 Avatar

    *All spoken in hoity toity new york art buff nose in the air speak…..
    I love how the fingers pointing downward symbolize the lack of respect that the modern woman sees in the everyday, and the blood… symbolizing the fight and struggle for equality. The anus is truly stunning as it proudly exclaims, “here I am! I am not ashamed!”
    This is a visually stunning piece honoring powerful woman and furthering the the the truth that todays woman is just as powerful than a man if not more so!!

    *And now my real thoughts….
    Dude you fucking rule!!!!!

  21. Stainedskin1982 Avatar

    *All spoken in hoity toity new york art buff nose in the air speak…..
    I love how the fingers pointing downward symbolize the lack of respect that the modern woman sees in the everyday, and the blood… symbolizing the fight and struggle for equality. The anus is truly stunning as it proudly exclaims, “here I am! I am not ashamed!”
    This is a visually stunning piece honoring powerful woman and furthering the the the truth that todays woman is just as powerful than a man if not more so!!

    *And now my real thoughts….
    Dude you fucking rule!!!!!

  22. AmandaGee Avatar

    it’s well done. not something i’d fancy getting though….

  23. AmandaGee Avatar

    it’s well done. not something i’d fancy getting though….

  24. AmandaGee Avatar

    it’s well done. not something i’d fancy getting though….

  25. Ru Avatar

    very well done. the leg though? not a fan of placement.

  26. Ru Avatar

    very well done. the leg though? not a fan of placement.

  27. Ru Avatar

    very well done. the leg though? not a fan of placement.

  28. SISU Avatar

    well isn’t that special

  29. SISU Avatar

    well isn’t that special

  30. SISU Avatar

    well isn’t that special

  31. Gorgoroth Avatar
    Gorgoroth

    WOW, great haha:)

  32. Gorgoroth Avatar
    Gorgoroth

    WOW, great haha:)

  33. Gorgoroth Avatar
    Gorgoroth

    WOW, great haha:)

  34. monica Avatar
    monica

    Anal desctruction.

  35. monica Avatar
    monica

    Anal desctruction.

  36. monica Avatar
    monica

    Anal desctruction.

  37. monica Avatar
    monica

    helps if I could spell eh? ANAL DESTRUCTION!

  38. monica Avatar
    monica

    helps if I could spell eh? ANAL DESTRUCTION!

  39. monica Avatar
    monica

    helps if I could spell eh? ANAL DESTRUCTION!

  40. rings Avatar
    rings

    FUCKIN LOVE IT
    years of looking at pictures on bme has desensatized me lmfao

  41. rings Avatar
    rings

    FUCKIN LOVE IT
    years of looking at pictures on bme has desensatized me lmfao

  42. rings Avatar
    rings

    FUCKIN LOVE IT
    years of looking at pictures on bme has desensatized me lmfao

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