A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Eh, Maybe Texas


Burgh heard the screams, the cries, and before he ever saw it, he knew exactly what had happened. He ran out into the backyard and there it was: His daughter, Sophie, on her first birthday, had killed and eaten a Smurf. Look at that face, that uninhibited bloodlust. Why? Who knows why. Sophie’s not talking. And not a jury in the world is going to convict a baby.

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Comments

141 responses to “Eh, Maybe Texas”

  1. Isa Avatar
    Isa

    Hee hee, that is so cute!

  2. Isa Avatar
    Isa

    Hee hee, that is so cute!

  3. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    That’s just adorable. ^_^

  4. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    That’s just adorable. ^_^

  5. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    That’s just adorable. ^_^

  6. Burgh Avatar

    man she jacked that smurf up good!!!

  7. Burgh Avatar

    man she jacked that smurf up good!!!

  8. Burgh Avatar

    man she jacked that smurf up good!!!

  9. hey you Avatar
    hey you

    does nayone else even notice those disgusting ass nose gauges?

    EWWW

    gross as fuckkkk. like really….why the fuck? would you want 4 holes in your nose.

    ugly,stupid,pointless.

    cutee baby 😛

  10. hey you Avatar
    hey you

    does nayone else even notice those disgusting ass nose gauges?

    EWWW

    gross as fuckkkk. like really….why the fuck? would you want 4 holes in your nose.

    ugly,stupid,pointless.

    cutee baby 😛

  11. hey you Avatar
    hey you

    does nayone else even notice those disgusting ass nose gauges?

    EWWW

    gross as fuckkkk. like really….why the fuck? would you want 4 holes in your nose.

    ugly,stupid,pointless.

    cutee baby 😛

  12. Louie (Mexican Mutant) Avatar

    I just have to say this picture makes me laugh everytime I see it! This is why kids are so great.

  13. Louie (Mexican Mutant) Avatar

    I just have to say this picture makes me laugh everytime I see it! This is why kids are so great.

  14. Louie (Mexican Mutant) Avatar

    I just have to say this picture makes me laugh everytime I see it! This is why kids are so great.

  15. Mandie Avatar
    Mandie

    This is sooo cute. ^.^ I just had to show everyone in my house

  16. Mandie Avatar
    Mandie

    This is sooo cute. ^.^ I just had to show everyone in my house

  17. Mandie Avatar
    Mandie

    This is sooo cute. ^.^ I just had to show everyone in my house

  18. e Avatar
    e

    the caption is funnier than the picture

  19. e Avatar
    e

    the caption is funnier than the picture

  20. e Avatar
    e

    the caption is funnier than the picture

  21. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    “ahhhhhh”

    love the expression on the bubs face…totally adorable

  22. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    “ahhhhhh”

    love the expression on the bubs face…totally adorable

  23. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    “ahhhhhh”

    love the expression on the bubs face…totally adorable

  24. eldritch Avatar

    What ? They make blue mayo now ? Must be a fucking japanese new trend

  25. eldritch Avatar

    What ? They make blue mayo now ? Must be a fucking japanese new trend

  26. eldritch Avatar

    What ? They make blue mayo now ? Must be a fucking japanese new trend

  27. grossedout Avatar
    grossedout

    oh good. another disgusting and unsanitary baby picture.

    and it has nothing to do with body mods.

  28. grossedout Avatar
    grossedout

    oh good. another disgusting and unsanitary baby picture.

    and it has nothing to do with body mods.

  29. grossedout Avatar
    grossedout

    oh good. another disgusting and unsanitary baby picture.

    and it has nothing to do with body mods.

  30. Bill Vincent Avatar

    Best stumble all day. Going to be checking back from now on…great pic.

  31. Bill Vincent Avatar

    Best stumble all day. Going to be checking back from now on…great pic.

  32. Bill Vincent Avatar

    Best stumble all day. Going to be checking back from now on…great pic.

  33. Myke Avatar
    Myke

    #40, shut up.

  34. Myke Avatar
    Myke

    #40, shut up.

  35. Myke Avatar
    Myke

    #40, shut up.

  36. Dragon_chan Avatar
    Dragon_chan

    Awww! Adorable!

  37. Dragon_chan Avatar
    Dragon_chan

    Awww! Adorable!

  38. Dragon_chan Avatar
    Dragon_chan

    Awww! Adorable!

  39. Megan Avatar
    Megan

    MOAR CUPCAAAAAAAKES

  40. Megan Avatar
    Megan

    MOAR CUPCAAAAAAAKES

  41. Megan Avatar
    Megan

    MOAR CUPCAAAAAAAKES

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