OK, OK... I know this sounds a little crazy... let's go back 25 years and I'll explain.
At A Glance Author altlyzr Contact altlyzr@bme.anon When A week ago Artist Christina Studio Piercing Experience Location Atlanta, GA, USA I was 21, and she was a 32 year old divorcee with two children. I had no qualms about sexual experimentation and she was kinky as hell (just picture a big smile on my face as I recollect), so when she introduced me to urethral sounding I enjoyed the experience immensely. For those of you unfamiliar with the practice, sounding is the act of sliding a lubricated rod into your pee hole, skillfully and carefully allowing it to slide all of the way down to your prostate area. I'm a grow'r not a show'r, so the feeling of an 8 inch sound sliding all of the way into a 3 inch flaccid dick was and is an incredible experience (don't worry, it didn't stay flaccid or 3 inches for long – more smiling).
Fast forward back to the present, I've been married now for 15 years and counting, one 13 year old daughter, two dogs and a mortgage. Sounds a little too familiar for some of us, doesn't it? Add to that a 10 year battle with Diabetes and you have stale sex with decreased sensitivity in some of my extremities, and I think you know which extremities I might be talking about.
The thought of genital piercing has always been one of my fondest fantasies, but nothing excited my imagination adequately to make me truly consider having it done. The two types of piercings that always seemed to grab my interest were the Frenum and the Prince Albert. Over the years I've researched the two extensively over the internet looking for pictures, videos, stories and experiences that would stimulate my curiosity enough to make me want to go through with it... until... an internet search for "Prince Albert Piercing" brought me to: Prince's Wand.
A hollow sound that's held in place by a PA post that can be worn during masturbation and sex, or even during the day for that matter. ARE YOU SHITTING ME!!! Finally, after all of this time I have something that put me WAYYYY over the edge.
I researched the topic extensively and contacted a manufacturer for some advice as well. First I had to assess my size and what I would have to get in order to make this dream come true. I bought a set of sounds and found that I could comfortably take a 28 fr. sound (to explain: 28 fr. equals 9.33 mm diameter) down my Urethra. I explained this to John "The Wandman" and he suggested getting a 4 or 6 ga. piercing rather than trying to start smaller and stretching to the necessary size. Now all I have to do is get pierced and let it fully heal so that I can measure everything and have my special treat installed.
I looked up a local piercer on the APP website. I nervously entered the shop and explained what I had wanted. It was explained to me that they only do PA piercings with a 10 ga. needle. I thanked them for their time and left. No, I wasn't pissed off or upset; in fact I was thankful to them since they knew their limitations and they were going to stick to them; I really wasn't looking forward to someone inexperienced stabbing at my dick with a large gauged needle.
I went home and looked up the next closest shop on the APP website and decided to call this one first since they were 3 hours away. After a brief but very comforting conversation I had found out that they have a vast knowledge of PA piercings and that they actually recommend either a 6 or 4 ga. to start with. I obviously made an appointment to make sure that I would get in and went shopping to prepare. Panty liners, tight underwear, sea salt and distilled water were all purchased since I had done my homework.
On the day of my appointment, I drove the 3 hours and found the shop with no difficulties. Since we had already gone over the size and type of material for the starter jewelry, the piercer had already autoclaved the needle and two different sizes of jewelry in preparation for our meeting. After supplying ID, signing some paperwork and paying for the piercing and jewelry, it couldn't have been more than 15 minutes from the time that I had walked in the door to lying flat on my back and staring at the ceiling with my shorts around my ankles.
It had been explained to me during our phone conversation that they did not use the receiving tube method of PA piercing; instead they would feed the needle through my pee hole and push it through to the glans. The piercer checked to verify that there was indeed plenty of room for the jewelry and checked my individual anatomy to find the best exit point. As a little side note – anyone who is worried about having a hard-on during the piercing process need not worry anymore, just the idea of being stabbed keeps you extremely limp.
She fed the needle into my Urethra and lined everything up. She told me to take a deep breathe, and then to let it out; and that's when she gave a big push on the needle...
About a 6 on the pain scale for 2 seconds, but it wasn't through... she gave another big push...
About a 9 on the pain scale for 4 seconds. Within 5 seconds I was down to just uncomfortable. She gave me another 5 seconds to relax and then fed the jewelry through the back of the needle and into the hole. That's it? It's over? Two drops of blood!
She pulled her glove inside-out and used a rubber band to secure it in place for the long ride home. It didn't work that great! About an hour into the ride home I noticed a blood stain on the crotch of my shorts (luckily I was smart enough to wear old shorts) and I had to pull over and break out the panty liners. They worked great!
My first piss didn't hurt at all, which was unexpected. The bleeding was minor and stopped completely within 48 hours, which was exactly what I expected. After the first week it felt comfortable, but I was still trying to get used to sitting down to piss, especially in public restrooms where urinals are easier and cleaner. I'm now at two weeks of healing and starting to love it. Everything is going well and I look forward to writing a follow-up to this story about getting my Wand.