First thing to say is that Im a 36 year old single male and for the most part I'd say Im fairly boring (Im usually not a risktaker type), but hopefully this story will offer up a slightly different side of me.. Untill the 15th of September 2008 I'd never had a tattoo or piercing and had never seriously thought about getting one done (I've had occasional thoughts about it in the past but they were gone very quickly)..
At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon When A month ago Artist Myself Studio In My Bedroom To set the scene , I'd been using an online dating site for the past 15 months which has a video chat facility and about a month ago I took an interest in a female who is heavily tattooed and pierced.. She came across as a very confident person which gave me the impression her tattoos and piercings were clearly part of her personality and she wanted people to know this.. She left a real good impression on me.. This is where my story jumps forward a bit.. It's Sunday afternoon and Im drinking a bottle of wine with my dinner , and before long Im onto the second bottle.. I was messing around on the pc for a bit , visited the dating site and there she was again , on the video chat.. I don't know what triggered my thinking , It certainly wasn't a need to try and impress her or a reaction to the alcohol , it was probably just one of those spur of the moment things where you think to yourself "If I don't do this now I'll never come back to it" so there I was , watching the female on webcam while telling myself "Im going to get a piercing done , Im going to do it myself , and it's going to be a piercing to my cock".. Pretty drastic thinking Im sure you'd agree.. My heart was thumping hard as I sat there virtually motionless , almost like waiting for a starting pistol to go bang and the commentator to shout "And you're off , now hurry up and get that bloody thing pierced"..
I hadn't even chatted with the female that day , nobody in the world knew what I was planning and before long I was searching for an item to make the piercing with.. I had to do it there and then , and my weapon of choice was a safety pin that I kept in a sewing box along with threads , pin cushion , sewing needles etc... I didn't even do any research as to where I should make the hole , I had a vague idea of where a prince albert goes and as it happens I wasn't a million miles away from piercing that area.. By another coincidence I did put a tube into my urethra before I attempted to make the piercing , but this was only because I'd partaken in urethra play in the past and common sense told me to have something act as a prevention to pushing the pin straight through the thickness of my cock..
Although I have since read many stories from others on bmezine , and now have a lot more information on piercings in general , I really was taking a wild stab in the dark that Sunday..
When I took my cock out it was erect , I couldn't get it to go down but it didn't matter as I thought it would be fine to pierce it while it was solid.. So , with the tube already inside my urethra I pushed the pin into the area when I felt it should go..
I couldn't really feel anything to begin with and then a sharp pain hit me and I soon felt dizzy.. My heart was still pumping hard and I was throbbing down below.. The feeling from attempting this piercing is hard to describe , maybe I'd compare it to masturbating in a public area , hoping not to get caught but wanting to take my time and enjoy it.. I gritted my teeth hard , pushed the needle in as far as it would go, I held it there and kept the pressure on , and then it just happenned.. NO , I didn't feel the needle go through , I ejaculated , the stream pouring out and with it came the soft plastic tube.. I don't know how but the pin didn't even pierce through the skin because I took away the hand that was holding the safety pin and there wasn't any attachemnt of it to my cock.. I can honestly say I have never unexpectedly ejaculated like that before and was totally surprised when it happenned.. Not just that but it had put me right off the idea of carrying on with the pi ercing.. I did check down below to see if there was any hole created but all I could see was a small red mark which was certainly the area I tried to enter.. This left me feeling totally dissapointed that I might not be able to do the piercing myself.. I decided to sleep on it and see how I felt the next day.. I felt worried that what seemed like a great idea at the time would soon become another distant memory as I returned to my senses...
On Monday the 15th Im glad to say I still had the craving to get a piercing done.. I googled "prince albert" and I saw a diagram of where the needle enters.. I then googled for local piercers in my area , and sent off an e-mail to them around midday asking if they did this procedure.. I decided I'd check my e-mail every 20 minutes or so untill 6pm to see if there was a reply.. There wasn't one , and anyway , the idea of having someone who lives local , pierce my cock didn't seem very appealing after all.. I just had to do it myself and I knew it... I went and got back into position.. Soft plastic tube inside my urethra , safety pin in hand and I was ready to go.. I deliberatley made a point of masturbating 5 minutes before I set out to do this piercing so I wouldn't get aroused like before.. I felt much more calm than I did on the Sunday.. I think this was due to feeling that I'd bottled it , and something inside me was challenging myself to get it done sharpish... I realise this whole story will read like a catalogue of horrors , certainly to piercers , and most likely to people like myself who have set out to pierce themselves , but the chances are they were 10 times better prepared than I was...
Anyway , getting back to my piercing attempt.. I did exactly as before and have to say that by the time I put the pin against my cock I was erect again , but at least there was no mess this time.. I held the pin horizontal and after a bit of force it slowly went through the skin , I felt a tingle and I couldn't push it any further. This meant to me it was hitting against the plastic tube so I removed the tube (which had a small trickle of blood runing down it) and tried to guide the pin upwards towards the pee-hole opening which I was trying to hold open with a couple of fingers.. Probably took less than 3 minutes from there for the point of the pin to come into view , and within seconds it came out perfectly through the middle of the urethra opening.. I couldn't believe it had happenned so quickly.. Maybe 15 minutes from start to finish and it's hard to explain the feeling of euphoria that I had... I took some antiseptic cream and spread it around the whole area.. I didn't h ave any jewellery to put into the piercing so for that night , and the next night I kept the safety pin there... It wasn't so much uncomfortable to sleep with the safety pin attached as it was to try and sleep while my mind was constantly telling me I'd accomplished something over the previous two days that I'd never even contemplated doing before..
(I had no discomfort from walking , I didn't have any negative reaction to the piercing , only a small area of redness was noticeable.. I have kept it clean pretty much every day with antiseptic cream)
The following day I made my way down to a local shop and purchased a gold ring with a ball that I intended to replace the safety pin with..
I returned home and had it attached within 10 minutes , and there was another trickle of blood as I removed the pin.. A total of two small trickles of blood from beginning to end was hardly anything to worry about..
I wanted to show or tell someone , and as much as the little devil on my shoulder was telling me it would be a great idea to just go upto some random person and say "Hey look at this I've got my cock pierced" I declined that inner invitation..
A couple more days went by and I felt more confident about the piercing , the healing process was well under way , the ring had freedom to move around a bit and there was absolutely no pain..
I did more research on the internet about piercings and that was when I realised that my piercing wasn't a textbook prince albert..
My piercing was far too high , it was through the glans , maybe just 8 to 10 mm below the pee-hole..
I still had a red mark about 10 mm further down yet , this was where I'd attempted to do the first piercing the day before , and even that was too high up.. It's strange but when I was doing the piercing (and I realise it's partly because I was erect) it seemed like I was piercing much further down than I really was.. Oh Well , to me it was still my very own prince albert and I soon changed the ring for a barbell (8mm in length) with a small silver ball on either end.. A day or two later I let the female from the dating site know about my piercing and how I'd felt inspired to do it from seeing her.. She was complimentary about my piercing and mentioned that I should look after it..
As the week went by I spent time reading about piercings on the internet , found my way to BMEZINE and ready many peoples stories..
I realised I identified with some peoples experience but not with everyones.. One thing that struck me was nobody else mentioned having a barbell in their prince albert..
I started thinking "You wouldn't put a barbell in a proper prince albert due to the angle of it , I must have messed this up , Did I do it the easy way and as a result I have not felt the immense pain , or seen the pools of blood that some have mentioned from their procedure".. Hmmm , there was only one thing that could satisfy me now and that was to do a second piercing.. There was no way I was abandoning my prince albert though , I just wanted to do a second one lower down , go through the tough area of the shaft which contained more tissue and satisfy myself that I now had a textbook prince albert.. I decided to do the second piercing three days ago and it certainly wasn't as easy as the first one , It took me over 30 minutes and a lot of sweat , more blood than before , and even a small amount of panic before I had the safety pin attached.. I won't go into all the details of my second piercing as the rules state I can only talk about one procedure , but I will finish up by saying my second piercing wasn't as easy as the first one , After doing it I intended to merge both piercings into a dolphin piercing of sorts but I really struggled to connect the pin through both holes.. I had to take a step backwards to take another step forward and as I type this Im sitting at my computer desk happily with two gold rings attached to my cock.. The first one is in my original piercing , and the second one starts just below that , and comes out at the bottom of the glans.. If you can picture minnie mouse with two gold rings for ears you aren't a million miles away from how my piercing looks.. An enlightening experience that I've been through in the last 16 days and Im very happy with where Im at now..
I don't have any negative effects from either piercing but would stress for others not to be as foolhardy as myself and to get their piercing done from a professional.. Cheers..