At A Glance Author geoff Contact geoff@bme.anon When Five years ago Artist John Studio Acess All Areas, Location Nottingham, England When I broke up with my wife I found myself with a girlfriend in her late 20s. She was really into piercings and tattoos, and apart from her ears and nose, had both nipples and her clitoris hood pierced. They just looked so good I had to get one of my nipples done, and before long I had my second done too. Surprisingly, there wasn't much pain and we both loved the result.
Then came the big decision - should I get a PA? She hadn't suggested this, but I had been thinking about it since the moment I saw her clitoral piercing. I was so intrigued - would it hurt? Would it look good? Would it enhance sex? There was only one way to find out - to take the plunge. I booked a session with the piercer, and then told Angel. She was thrilled, and promised to come and hold my hand while it was being done.
On the big day I was lying there, ready to be pierced, with girlfriend looking on in fascination. When the piercing was done I nearly hit the roof - OW! Much more painful than I had thought, but soon over, and the result looked fantastic. I asked Angel what the process had looked like "I couldn't watch" she said "I was scared!" - so much for moral support!
On the way home I started to bleed. Before long my trousers were soaked in blood and I thought an artery had been hit. I pushed my handkerchief and some of Angel's paper ones into my pants and by the time I had got home and taken my trousers off, the bleeding had stopped. It never really started again, fortunately. I felt a bit sore and was reluctant to pee, but eventually I had to go and discovered the results of having a large lump of metal in your tube - blockage! It sprayed everywhere, colored with a little blood, which was quite a shock.
We just had to try it out that night. Getting hard felt a bit sore, but I put on a condom and we made love. It felt a bit strange when I came, but good too. She loved it! For the first few nights it felt a bit uncomfortable when sleeping, and felt odd in my pants. Then I became used to it, and started to love it. My confidence increased - I had a sexy secret that my workmates couldn't even guess at. Over the next week or so it became obvious that the 20mm ring was too small for comfort when I was hard, so I returned to the parlor and upsized to 22mm. A month later I changed this for a 24mm which was ideal.
The big problem was peeing. It went everywhere. I had to sit down like a woman, which was pretty inconvenient. It did heal very quickly though, and looked fantastic. We had a pretty open relationship and both had other lovers, and mine were split about 50/50 between loving it and just hating it! The look on a woman's face when she first saw my PA was fascinating - those whose faces lit up with anticipation promised a great time, and seemed to love having an augmented penis inside them; it seemed to make them more playful and naughty. Those who looked worried were another matter though - one woman was worried it would split the condom (this never happened) while another was very tense and said it hurt her when thrusting. I'm fairly average at 6ins so guys who are bigger and have a PA must face some problems. Angel just loved it though, and I was glad I had it done for her sake at least.
Eventually after a year I just took it out. The peeing was the main problem, on more than one occasion it went down the front of my trousers. Added to that, it's unpopularity with some women, specifically their reluctance to have sex, wasn't very encouraging. I didn't know at the time you could take it out before sex and put it back afterwards. I did consider sizing up from 2mm but wondered if it would make the peeing problem even worse. How guys managed with some of the rings on display in the piercing parlor, I'll never know!
Recently I've been tempted to have it put back. I have a new partner who is very interested, and have heard that PAs can be re-inserted even after all this time because the hole in the tube never really closes. I would be very interested to hear about others who have gone through this, but I certainly couldn't do it myself, even though I've kept my rings!
All in all, it was an experience I wouldn't have missed. It was fun, sexy and I can stand up and be counted with those guys who have shown their manhood by getting a PA!