So let me preface this by saying I have wanted a very specific tattoo for about 10 years that I have in my minds eye. Unfortunately, I cannot draw, so cant put it on paper. In my search for a tattoo artist, I stumbled over BME and got interested in a genital piercing. I suppose I wanted an Apadravya most, but I wasn't sure if I was committed to the healing time. My only piercings consist of me with a thumbtack sticking it through my earlobe when I was 15. I took them out as I have worked in corporate America for the last 5 years. I decided, if I could live with the peeing problem- a PA was the way to go. Quick healing time and less pain initially. If I like it- I can extend it into a full Ap somewhere down the line. Anyway, I have wanted a PA for almost a year now. I have a serious girlfriend, and the no sex for a few weeks thing would have been a problem for both of us. I just passed the time and waited for the right opportunity.
At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon When A week ago Artist Sean Studio Jinx Proof Tatoos Location Washington DC Well I took a new job, and moved to Washington DC four days ago. My girlfriend wont be down for a month, so I figured this would be the perfect time. Literally- within 5 minutes of finishing unpacking- I was in my truck on the way to a piercing studio I saw an ad for in the local paper. There was a full on snowstorm that night and when I got to the shop they were already closed (2 hours early!). Damn 4 wheel drive made me waste a trip. Anyway- the next night rolled around and I was back. I had read every story on BME and felt ready. I ate right before I went and was in good spirits. I took half a Xanax in case I bugged however. I found parking- at $6/hour so I figured I wouldn't have time to screw around and debate if I should go through with it. I walked into Jinx Proof Tattoos and went right up and asked for a PA. There was a deaf guy next to me with his girlfriend. She giggled and shot him the sign language for Prince Albert. He laughed too, and I wish I could rem ember the hand signal for it. After filling out the paper work and then paying (it was on the expensive side. $110 for a 10guage- I was only expecting $80 or so, but I was already in the mindset and just wanted it done) I looked around for 5 minutes before they called me back.
My piercer (Sean) asked if I had any questions. I told him not really- I had read up and was ready. He said- OK and I dropped trough. Now I had heard that shaving down there was cleaner for the healing process. I had done this and felt very awkward showing a strange guy covered in ink and full of metal my freshly shaved balls. I told him I had stage fright, and he just laughed and said I didn't need to worry about him. I felt at ease and just lay back on the table with my eyes closed. The last thing I saw was the size of the receiving tube and was sitting there thinking, "How the fuck are they going to fit that where it needs to go?" Well I told Sean I heard that was the worst part- he said not to worry he used more ointment than anyone. I was happy to hear this and must confess the receiving tube really didn't hurt at all. Seeing as how I had heard this was the worst of the process, I felt I had it beat already. Well I was in for a surprise. He told me to breath deep and let it out. I said just do it, and he DID.
The needle going through my dick set off a wave of heat and nausea- the kind you get right before you go into shock. As soon as it had started and before the pain set in though it was over. Well goddamn- a whole year of stressing over that? He had my 10GA CBR in before I could even look down there. That's it? He handed me a wad of paper towels and said- you will bleed tonight- keep these in your pants till it stops. I stuffed them down there and pulled my pants up. I didn't even have half the endorphin rush I expected. I told him I wanted to tip but $110 was steep so what was fair? He said anything was appreciated. I gave him $10 and went to go. He asked if I had any questions and I asked about drinking alcohol. He said his friends drink a lot and it didn't burn or mess it up when he did them- you just bleed more. I figured what the hell- loose more blood- get drunk easier. Perfect. He asked what I thought of the process- and I just said it was quick. I mean really- w ithin 10 minutes of walking through the door I was walking back out!
Apparently someone had complained that someone on BME had given him a bad review for being too fast. I said not to worry- I would write something nice. I mean, I am not one of those guys that sits on the can for an hour when taking a dump. Something's I just want to be done with and get on with life. I was out the door and in the truck home before I knew it. My parking was only $3 so I knew it was fast! I got home and couldn't get my pants off fast enough. I was amazed by two things- one- how much blood there was in the paper towels. Two was how good it looked! Well I proceeded to drink of few beers and catch quite a buzz. Figured if it did hurt, I would at least get a good nights sleep. I changed the paper towels before bed and drifted off.
10am the next morning I pulled my pants down to make sure I had done it, and holy shit- four wadded paper towels were completely soaked with dried blood. I jumped in the shower, washed the crusties, cleaned the wound with antibacterial soap, dried off and then did a salt soak. Here is where my amazement starts. After that first night- there was no bleeding. I have not had any crusties. It's a little sore, but that's to be expected. I jerked off to test it out and it only hurt a little, but felt mighty good. As soon as I was done I was back in the shower sterilizing and soaking. It's been 3 days now and not a single crusty, drop of blood or severe discomfort. What's better- I CAN PEE STANDING UP!!!! I get one drop out the bottom as I build pressure in there, but its fine when the pee starts flowing. All my biggest fears have been put to ease. I have been taking vitamins with lots of zinc and also taking Golden Seal (I have a urine test for a job coming up in a week and its only been 2 weeks since I went to a Papa Grows Funk show). The golden seal makes me piss like a racehorse and consume lots and lots of liquids. I have been pissing 12 times a day. It seems to do the trick though. No serious problems.
Well this piercing already feels as good as I figured it would. I can't wait to surprise my woman when she comes visit in a few weeks. Its been killing me keeping this secret. I did tell a girl at the bar the other night about my ordeal. She had a few piercing and tats of her own but in a clean girl way. You know what I mean. I figured I would try and gauge her reaction on this from a total stranger. She was totally intrigued at first, but introduced me to her friends as a guy with a PA. They were intrigued too. Whatever- I did it for me, so am happy any which way. It feels great, looks even better, and 10 days later- I have had none of the problems I was worried about. Now I am just itching to stretch it. I would recommend this to anyone....