Today I decided to go ahead with one of my long-term ambitions, which was to go ahead and get my PA. You should now that despite my young age I've had several piercing experiences beforehand (eyebrow, labret, tongue, and ear lobes and rim). I decided to go ahead on the basis that I had thought about it for a long time beforehand (months). I recommend doing this, because instead of the afterward regret that sometimes happens, you are just dying for it to heal so you can go ahead and use it!!!
At A Glance Author Andrew Scott Contact kulamity@eircom.net When It just happened Artist Sean Studio Metal Morpheus Location Dublin, Ireland It all started in the morning, after no less than 3 wanking sessions, and one shower, I headed off on my mission... My friends laughed and betted against me doing, the female ones gasping, and the male ones squirming. The bus journey was a bit nerve-wrecking, at no point did I want to stop, I did have a few doubts... But I had to go through with it... The images started, the urethra, the pipe, the needles the blood, it all made my heart thump..
First I went to Snakebite, which after several BME contributers recommendations seemed the place to go, but unfortunately on this day I had no I.D., and therefore they were regretably unable to pierce it.. however I must say the piercer still sat down and explained the benefits and the deficits of the piercing.. I was cracking up, I WANTED IT NOW!!!
So a short walk later, I went into Metal Morpheus, which despite it reliability, safety, and cleanliness seems slighty out of favour around town, although, having my tongue and labret pierced their previously I knew better. I went in, asked for the PA, explained that I knew the procedure. Sean, my piercer, knew and recognised me, and said he'd check it out, which he did, in literally seconds, although, his latex gloves made me flinch.. He asked how big it was erect, I didn't lie! Everything was okay... just the consent form, and I was away.. filled it in, and he got the jewelary (2.4mm, 18mm) and we went into a small sterile room, all the wall were reflective, and the long medical table seemed to add a sense of antipation... He prepared the equipment and asked me to undress jokingly. I pulled my pants down round my knees, and lay back awaiting what would surely be the most painful thing I've ever experienced. Deep breathes, 1, 2, in, out.. I was a little more calm, and he pr oceded, first the pipe, which was a strange, but not painful sensation (similiar to trying to pee with an erection), and he said take a deep breathe in, i felt a short sharp pain, and out... it was done... he remove the apparatus and snapped the ball into place, all in less than 30 seconds. He recommended to go straight out and buy condoms, which I didn't. It was a little bloodied, no more than a small cut, and it felt unbelievelably normal. It was strange, I knew it was there, but I felt no pain.
I continued on my jolly way, proud as punch! It didn't make me walk funny, bleeding was minimal, and happened about 30 minutes or so afterwards, I felt like a few trickles of pee coming out, I can only presume it was from moving. I needed to pee and decide to get it over and done with, so I did, and the pain again seemed just like peeing with an erection, it did go arseways, but sitting down on the seat made it easy. I wandered around for the next few hours, checking every hour for bleeding. Not being a hypocondriac, I know I'm not a fast healer and it didn't worry me, I just cleaned it up with tissue, and saline solution. I got home, and ate my dinner, then came my second pee, it seemed a little more painful than the first, probably due the gloops of blood in my third eye, not too bad, certainly didn't make me wince. I decided (perhaps foolishly) to see what it felt like on erection, this caused a little bleeding, not painful, but the ring was a little small, seemed to be s lightly tugging, so I'm going to have it changed up to a 19 or 20mm. Cleaned up, and went out, after that bleeding was less routine, and peeing seems slightly easier...
I'm about to go to bed and I'll send in my report in a few days to report on how it's healing! I've decided against wearing condoms to catch the blood as I'd much prefer to let it air, I always wear baggies, and a bloody pair of boxers doesn't seem to matter too much to me. I think after only few hours, I'd shown over 30 people, and it's already spreading that I've got one around town, mind you I cant wait to show it off!!!