Self Done PA... not that bad!
At A Glance
Author bmrutt
Contact bmrutt@bme.anon
When Three months ago
Artist Self Done
It was nearing the end of the summer before I was leaving for my first year of college. I am 18 and addicted to piercings. I have an industrial, my tragus on my left ear, several cartlidge piercings in my right ear, and my lobes stretched to 1/2". I also have my nipples, tongue, and eyebrow pierced. It was getting to the days that seemed to drag on with little to do but be bored. I decided to take matters into my own hands so to speak, in efforts of at least temporarily ending my boredom.

When i decided that a piercing was what i wanted to do, I signed on to BME (LOVE THE SITE) to try to pick out a piercing that would suit me. After looking through all of the ear piercings and misc. facial piercings, i thought that i wanted something a little more... daring.

I finally brought myself to open the male genital piercing section of BME, and I instantly knew what i wanted to do that summer day, my Prince Albert. I spent the next couple of hours reading experiences and looking at pictures, and trying to figure out exactly how I was going to go about doing it! I didn't want to whip out my dick in front of a huge tattoo guy with a beard named Sissy and tell him to pierce it, so i realized i had to do it myself...

Later that day, i left to my friends house like a man on a mission. All I took with me was a needle. No, the needle was not auto-claved and clean, bt rather the biggest sewing needle I could find in my mother's sewing kit. When i got to my friends, I let the several people that were there in on my plan, which they thought was nuts. I would have done it at home, but I did want there to be any chance that my parents walk in on me with a needle half way through my penis!

When i finally told myself that i WOULD be piercing my PA that day, i needed to find some items... I got a glass full of really cold ice water because i didn't want to feel anything. I also had to find something that I could use as a recieving tube for the needle, so I didn't put more holes in my penis than i wanted. I found a pen and ripped it apart and used a section of the inside that has the pen ink in it as the recieving tube.

Well the only thing left now was the icing and the piercing. I decided not to risk any unneeded pain on myself, so I stuck my penis in the ice cup for about 25 minutes, and boy was it cold! It was the moment of truce! I went into the bathroom with the needle and closed the door. My hands were shaking so bad that i could not hold them still enough for the procedure. I took two deep breathes, lined up the needle and the recieving tube perfectly... squinted my eyes prepared for the worst... and pushed!

The was a slight burning sensation, but that was it. The ice must have dulled most of the pain! Okay the needle is in now, I am almost the whole way done! All i needed now was jewelery for my beautiful new toy and that would be it... JEWELERY! I had forgotten to buy a ring!!! SHIT!

I put a cork on both ends of the needle, so there wasnt unwanted poking, and left to tell my friends of my predicament. After they were done histarically laughing at me, 4 of us, with me driving, piled into my car and drove to the mall.

When i got to the mall there was still no pain, only a throbbing. We made it to my local Hot Topic, where I told a sales clerk what was going on... She was aghast, but realized that I wasn't kidding, and helped me pick out jewelery for it. I ended up getting a 16g 3/4" CBR, and was on my way.

After the drive back I headed back to the bathroom to finish what i had started. I began to push the needle the rest of the way through, following it with the CBR. This portion hurt considerably, because I hadn't thought of icing it again... I was too close to stop, so i continued to push. The ring wasnt going in and right when i started to get worried, it popped, and the ring went the whole way in and the needle came out! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD... I was in a state of shock because I was bleeding really badly from my penis! The thought that I hit a vein kept running through my head as I was going to bleed to death through my penis... after 5 minutes of ice and 2 whole towels of blood, it stopped. I put the ball on the CBR, cleaned it up, and admired my work. I LOVED IT. I cant wait to play with my new toy with my girlfriend... after proper healing that is.

I dont suggest that anyone do this by themselves. I got away lucky not really harming myself. I am sitting in my dorm the last day of my first semester at college, and i still love my piercing. My girlfriend does too... This is my first experience, but expect to hear more because i plan to be writing more and submitting some pictures on some new "things" i am planning in the near future!


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