Awesome PA

At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon Artist Al D. Studio Patrick Bear Location Seattle, WA

So it's midnight and I'm sitting at this computer in my underwear with a rubber glove on my dick. I got a PA today and it's really cool. I told my partner that I was going to the studio and he didn't believe me. More about that in a minute.

I've been thinking about getting a piercing for a long time. I talked to my doctor who has several. He told me to get a guiche but that's just not for me. I was considering other choices but kept coming back to a PA for a first-time experience. My doctor recommended the piercer and early this week I made the appointment.

Al D. is great. He teaches piercing and his studio is EXTREMELY clean. It's like a doctor's office...amazing compared to some places. After signing the waver forms we went into a private room. I tend to ask plenty of questions and he was really informative. He seems to really enjoy explaining things to people.

Anyway, I lay face-up on his padded table with my pants down around my ankles and my dick in the air. Everything was very clean with rubber gloves and even a dental towel with a hole in the center for my dick.

I'm not shy and Al just went to work with antiseptic all over my dick to prepare it. I apologized for my hard-on -- I couldn't help it since the whole thing was so exciting. Al was cool, telling me that my hard-on made things a little easier for him.

Then he measured the right spot for my piercing and marked it. I wanted to see the whole thing so he handed me a mirror so I could watch and helped prop my head up from the table to see what he was doing. Next came calipers to measure the right size for the ring he'd use. Kind of weird to see a guy measuring your dick with something that looks like a wrench!

Next came the receiving tube. I'd read on BME that this is the most uncomfortable part and everybody is right...but even that's not too bad. Then the 10g needle. (Yeah, I was still watching in the mirror.) Al was great and I hardly felt the receiving tube as he put it in position. A quick inhale followed by a large exhale and I was pierced. It really didn't hurt much. Al said it was much less pain than getting your dick accidentally caught in a zipper and I had to agree.

Al got a captive bead ring and set it in place. No problemo. I was a little bummed that I couldn't get the barbell I wanted but he explained that captive beads are good for healing and that I could always upgrade to an 8ga barbell in about 8 weeks when the healing is done. I can't wait.

The only problem I had today was bleeding. I know from BME that some people bleed profusely and others don't have any problem. The PA makes me so horny that I've had a hard-on all day just thinking about it. Unfortunately hard-ons also mean lots of blood in your dick so bleeding followed. I just kept drinking fluids as I walked around to do some shopping with The Glove contraption on my dick.

What's The Glove? After the piercing Al wrapped my dick with some soft paper towels. Then he put a simple rubber glove around the towels like a condom so nothing would leak out. The whole thing was secured in place with some small rubber bands. Since I knew about this from BME I wore baggy jeans to the store so this wouldn't be too obvious when I left.

Tonight I came home and relaxed before hopping in the shower. The bleeding had finally stopped after several changes of paper towels in The Glove. If I'd been less active this afternoon I think the bleeding would have been much less. Anyway, I finally saw the PA clean in all its glory. Wow. I couldn't really touch it since I didn't want to start the bleeding again. Bummer.

Aftercare isn't a big deal. Al provided good verbal and written instructions. He even gave me some sea salts for bathing the wound and encouraging healing. The key is to KEEP IT CLEAN and touch it only with sanitized hands until it's completely healed. I think this will be fine.

So what's the deal with my partner? Well, he couldn't believe I had it done and now he's getting used to the idea. I told him that I'll take it out if he really hates it...after all I love him more than the PA. But between you and me...this thing looks so hot that it will be a damn shame. And besides, the PA is so much smaller than the motorcycle (which is coming soon).