Guide to piercing ones own penis

At A Glance Author Andy Contact destroy@columbus.rr.com Artist Andy Studio his house Location columbus ohio

I have always loved piercings. I have my eyebrow, my nose, my lip, my right nipple Two cartilage ear piercings and 000 gauge holes in my lobes. My eyebrow I did when I was 13, my ears when I was 12 my lip when I was fourteen, my lip and nose when I was 15 and I finished stretching my lobes when I was 16. Now I'm still sixteen, and was looking for more things to pierce. "Hm," I though, "what would be a cool piercing to have? Septum? Other nostril? More lips? More ears? Other nipple? Should I get metal balls under my skin?" None of this was very appealing.

I like to do my piercings myself; I guess I get off on pain or something. One day I was feeling particularly angry and decided to pierce my own penis. This is something that i had been thinking a lot about, and decided it might do something to make sex feel better. I thought about it and decided a regular old prince Albert would be easiest, so I found a safety pin, sterilized it with fire and alcohol, and began to push it through the skin on the inside of my urethra. It was very painful, but not as painful as I expected, until i had to rip through the outside skin. There was a great sense of relief when it made it all the way through.

I had a 16-gauge ring to put in it, but it would not fit. I tried for a long time to ram it through, but it made no use. It was just making my penis bleed, and I would never be able to get it through such a small hole. Eventually, I just got a big ass sewing needle, and slowly pushed it through the hole using it to stretch the hole big enough to put the ring through. This hurt like a motherfucker, but I did not cry very much.

It bled some, and i wiped the blood off with a piece of toilette paper I had ripped of the roll. I had some troubles getting the ball on the captive bead ring, but i got some pliers out of the garage and was able to get it securely on. When I was done, there was an overwhelming sense of pride, and i felt very satisfied with my work, which appeared to be in the perfect spot that i had observed in pictures on BMEs online gallery of Prince Albert penis piercings.

The healing process was quick, and i am already on antibiotics for my zits, so it didn't get infected. I have also heard the urine helps sterilize it. It took a total of about 4 weeks to heal completely, but i could have sex in about 3 days. I dint even was it very much, because I really don't shower very often, and it just wasn't convenient, but it still healed fine.

One thing that I still haven't gotten used to is not being able to piss strait. This is a bigger problem than you'd think. I never want to sit down, although that would be easier, so i just always end up with dribble on my pants. It is not too bad though, and my friends all know about my dick piercing, so they just laugh when the see sprinkling. Some times, it i can reach it without over exerting myself, I just rip off a piece of toilette paper, and hold it under where i am pissing and let it soak up the unnecessary dribble.

I have had it in for some months now, and I'm thinking that if my girlfriend does not object, i want to put a 10 gauge ring in instead of the 16 gauge ring I have it now. I have heard that it is really kind of comfortable to have some about of weight on it, and who knows, maybe ill end up with a double zero captive ring in. Maybe that would stretch the length a bit too. Right now I'm just 6 inches, and I guess that's average, and no ones told me I'm small, but it would always be nice to be a little better hung.

Piercing my penis felt like much more of an accomplishment than any of the other piercings I had done. It is now a fun thing to have, and it does make sex feel different in a good way. My girlfriend liked it a lot the first times we had sex, she said it felt different and she could feel it touching the bottom of the inside of her. But, my girlfriend now thinks it kind of hurts her and rips her vagina. I guess I might end up having to take it out anyway after all of this. This is very sad to me, but I'm still glad I was able to enjoy it for this time.

(sorry im re-submiting, i corrected grammer.)