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I woke up one day and I thought to myself. Since you're tattooed and have both nipples pierced. What the hell are you gonna do on your Thirtieth Birthday? So I decided to get a PA. It was a really cool experience. The fact that Fogg at NEXT body piercing in Vancouver would be doing it made me excited with anticipation. Fogg is one of the best and most knowledgeable piercers in our city and since he did both my nipples, there was no doubt in my mind who I would go to, to get a prince albert. And besides having a guy like FOGG doing it for me really gave me something to think about. He is one of those guys who just oozes sexual energy. Which, anybody would find exciting. I felt honoured that he could do it for me.The first time I went in was to inquire about the myths I heard, 6 months earlier from misinformed friends over dinner. I thought for sure that sitting down to pee for the rest of my life, not having sex for a year, having the ring rip out during vigorous sex, and not ever being able to wear condoms without them ripping would be major cramps to my lifestyle. So I went in and proceeded to ask him these bizarre rumours that I have heard and to clear up some of the misinformation about PA's. But needless to say.....all these myths about Pa's were TOTALLY wrong. He had a look of humour on his face since I geuss he has heard it all before. The fact that he was so informed and experienced gave me a complete immediate sense of comfort and proffessionalism. Certainly you have to feel comfortable with the person who is literally giving you a third hole "down there".
The first step was to decide on the jewellery and god, I just about died when he suggested a 4 gauge and then downsizing after healing but I was scared. Little old me decided finally on a 9/16, 8 gauge CBR. I have been In previously to get both my nipples pierced just a year earlier, I thought I would book a private one on one appointment as opposed to the group introduction. They do group introductions if it's your first time. And it's mainly so everyone can openly discuss their questions and concerns. I guess it's kinda like getting pierced in a group, kinda tribal, I'd say!
He took me into his piercing room and I dropped my pants and sat up on the reclining chair. I was sweating so much my palms were wet with anticipation. He put a pair of latex gloves on and then he set up his work area by removing all the equipment from the autoclave packages, which I thought was totally cool. Because that meant that it would be done safely and hygenically. I was so impressed with that! I think safety is so important when you are considering getting a piercing. Actually the whole procedure is clinical. He gave me some lavender to sniff. I breathed in and out a few times. He inserted the receiving tube. Inserted the piercing needle from behind the glans and when I looked down, there was a needle protruding from the uethra. Well seeing that was enough for me so I closed my eyes and when I opened my eyes again, I looked down and there it was. A ring hanging through the tip of my penis. It felt like a pinch when the piercing needle was going through so I would have to say I experienced more sensation with my nipple piercings. Then he proceded to wrap my dick with some cotton gauze and gave me a couple of condoms and told me to put one on to collect the blood. So then I left with my cleaning instructions booklet and some condoms. In all of about 5 - 10 min I was walking out of there with an 8 gauge, 9/16 CBR on the tip of my dick. Had I known that getting my dick pierced would be that easy. I would have done it years ago. It was relatively painless, quick and easy.
My bed sheets looked as if a murder scene took place in my bedroom and frankly,the first night was the most trying. I must have bled a bucket of blood and that really groused me out. A female friend gave me some maxi pads and you wouldn't believe how well they worked. I was shocked how well maxi pads worked. I thought I would get blood bleeding through my trousers and what a sight that would be. I imagined myself at the bus stop with a blood spot slowly becoming a huge patch on the front of my trousers. . In a matter of days it stopped bleeding and started to feel a bit better. Was I in shock. For the few weeks after, it felt like pissing razor blades and I totally would not go urinate. But it's been almost a month now and my healing has been great. It doesn't feel like razor blades when I urinate now. And I must say my erections are staying hard a whole LOT LONGER. My partners just love it and believe me guys. Having a PA is pretty interesting conversation when your getting imtimate with your partner for the first time. In fact, I have had so much fun with it, that I would have to say getting my dick pierced was the best thing I ever did. Honest! I still cannot forget the look on one of my partners face when I dropped my trousers ( after two months of healing ). The look on his face was the most priceless expression I have ever seen. So here concludes my own PA story guys. It doesn't hurt. It makes your dick more sensitive. And plus, a huge metal ring on the end of your dick does give you something interesting to talk about on a first date.