Prague PA

At A Glance Author sambo. Contact sambo.@bme.anon Artist can't recall his name..... Studio Tribal Culture Location Prague, Czech Republic

greetings and salutations......

when i was a carefree backpacker, trekking through the backwaters of Europe i came across a piercing studio in Prague.

they were offering "Get the Family Jewells Pierced for Free" deals on Mondays. dammit, i got there on a Tuesday. but it was cheap enough, so i made the appointment and was aked to return at 10:00 the next day.

getting tats or piercings had become a bit of a fad in the Youth Hostel i was staying in. so far the count that week was three nipples, four tongues, four tats and uncounted ears/noses. mine was to be the first "downstairs" job, so i was treated to many free beers, with promises of more if i actally went through with it.

i had been thinking about a PA for a while and figured that this was as good a time as any to get it done. the piercer knew his stuff, the studio was very profesional in everything they did. the guys there also came across as really friendly and discussed the piercing in detail with me, outlining any problems i might encounter. i'm so glad they did and i would not think of getting pierced by any studio less professional than these guys.

10:00, next day. thank god Czech beer doesn't give me hangovers. we rocked up and i payed the dude (about £25- i think) and he sat me down, ready to begin. his apprentice spent ages cleaning the whole piercing area. the chair, shelves and every instrument had been wiped down with industrial disinfectant. the ring was taken from a sterile pack and placed straight in an autoclave. they went through half a dozen pairs of surgical gloves in the preparation.

somehow my "john thomas" knew something was up and kept an trying to disappear inside. penises are not totally stupid (regardless of what all you ladies think), they know that tatooed guys wielding big needles are not always good news. however he assured me that this was common.

the piercer examined my tackle and said he may not be able to do it. some vein or another was in an odd place. he said he would try to go around it, but if he felt it was too dangerous it was off. i agreed to accept his judgement on the matter (hey, he's the professional here). eventually, after a bit of fiddling he said all would be well and got me to start breathing in and out. (side note - when i had it stretched in London, the piercer there said it was one of the best jobs he'd seen, and that he would probably have refused it, so full marks to my Prague mate)

the piercing itself was surprisingly painless. there were a bunch of hangers on from the hostel (come to see if i'd really do it), when i breathed in and the needle was pushed through, i gasped a little. three guys suddenly fell over groaning. there i was with this ruddy great needle through my dick, three writhing, groaning backpackers on the floor behind me and me trying not to laugh my head off. these guys were classics. the piercer wrapped some gauze around it and topped it off with his inside our surgical glove. my dick now looked like a rubber chicken.

me and a couple of mates went for lunch straight afterwards. the bow-legged walk through the streets of Prague (beautiful city) provided my mates with a good long chuckle. a couple of good Czech Budvars (beer) had me needing the little boys room.

in i go, unwrap the 'ol feller and have a slash. shit did it sting like mad. the sight of blood coming out the end of my dick after taking a piss made me feel a little woozy. but it didn't hurt anywhere near as much as my aborted nipple piercing (i'll write about that another time), kind of a nice feeling with the endorphines kicking in again.

the healing was surprisingly swift. four days after i'd been stabbed i felt good enough to continue with my travel plans (ending up in Turkey three months later) and hit the road. i took care of it, washed in the antibacterial soap etc etc etc. the piercer said that urine was the best disinfectant for it, so i drank a lot of beer to make sure i didn't run out....... hehehe.

everything was functional again with no pain after about two weeks. the sensation for a guy of a PA is great. i'll never take mine out.

i have been stretching it slowly and now have a goodly sized ring through my knob. still get shocked looks from new partners when they find out, but shock swiftly turns to excitment and anticipation. my ex girlfriend is now trying to convince her new lover that it is a good idea......

given that a PA only passes through a very thin piece of tissue, it is surprisingly painless, but the sensation is well worth, what is in reality, minimal discomfort. it has been in place for nearly two years now. i'm thinking of an Ampallang or a Ladder next....... perhaps after i get my nipples re-done.

will keep you posted.

love to all

sambo.

xox